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In The Playpen: Davidius
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Let's have a non-maths related discussion.
Do you like the theatre?
What's your favourite play?
Are you a poetry fan?
Do you sing?
Have you ever sailed a boat?
Do you like rollercoasters?
Have you ever been to a concert?
Do you believe in fate?0 -
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What's your kitteh's name?
One goes by the name of Rico, he is chubby and has a pink nose.
The other goes by the name of Blanik, he's black and a bit stupid. Cute little fellow all the same.
Do you just pretend to not click on any of my links in the IRC when what you're really doing is clicking on them, loving them, bookmarking them and just attempting to keep it a secret for fear of ruining your "badass" image?
No, I honestly don't click your links. Clicking your links usually causes me to react like so:
You continue to disappoint with your obsession with what'shisface. For shame.
Cats or dogs?
Kitties!
Coke or the internet?
Tough call, I'm going to have to go with internet there. There are always coke substitutes but the only substitute for the internet that I think of is going outside. That is completely out of the question.
Video games or Maths?
Video games become boring, maths does not. Maths would kick it's ass, in fact them video games depend on maths.
Heroin or cocaine?
Is cocaine a cane filled with Coca-Cola?
Meth or crack?
Ah sure who doesn't love the old bit of craic.
Speed or acid?
Well a suppose speed is a pretty important part of the universe. Then again we wouldn't be alive were it not for acids.
Red or Blue?
Blue, Blastoise has cannons for shoulders. He da man giant tortoise thing.
HeartGold or SoulSilver?
SoulSilver, because it's the one I have and is thus better by The 2nd Law of Fanboyotics.
Sailor Moon or Sailor Saturn?
As far as I know there were only ever whalers on the moon.
Sailor Lead Crow or Sailor Aluminium Siren?
Is lead crow the head of those jive-talking crows from one of them '40s Disney films?
Where in the world would you love to live?
Everywhere but where I am sucks. (But I'd prefer to stay in Ireland)
Do you see yourself ever getting married?
I don't have a telescope to see into the future, I cannot possibly see such events.
Do you see yourself having kids?
Usually having sex with many beautiful women tends to produce off-spring. But if I really am Solid Snake then I'm programmed to be shooting blanks. On the other hand if I were Big Boss, they'd clone me. I bet they've already done that in fact.
Can I be a godparent to one of your kids?
Sure, why not?
Or a bridesmaid at your wedding maybe?
Is that even how weddings work? Are you trying to confuse me? I'll be saving these for your PlayPen thread in a couple of decades.Deleted User wrote: »Were you aware that Mew is in fact, an official Pokémon, as it can be legitimately obtained through Nintendo events? :P
Yes, I used to be quite the Pokémon expert. Now I don't even know how many berries I have in my bag in SoulSilver.MavisDavis wrote: »Let's have a non-maths related discussion.
Do you like the theatre?
Nein, theatre is for crazy people. Crazy people who like KRAZEH English.
What's your favourite play?
The one where yer man gets killed and they're all "Ha he's dead."
Are you a poetry fan?
I am not, poetry is for people who like to talk about things like feelings and planting flowers in meadows. Meanwhile the rest of us are doing real things, every day trying harder and harder to reach God and yell insults at him until he chases us. Then we'd leg it.
Do you sing?
Me, sing? No, never.
Have you ever sailed a boat?
I have. In vidja games. You know this seems like the sort of thing I should've done before but somehow haven't. Unfortunately I'd never get to have a haunted boat like Link does. That would kind of kill it really.
Do you like rollercoasters?
Yes, they're a way of life. Too bad there's approximately none anywhere near by.
Have you ever been to a concert?
Now why on Earth would I go there? Nothing but drunks, scumbags and the odd music fan. All of them are evil, evil people. Evil with a 'k'.
Sure you might say "Why don't you at least try to go to one" and all I can say is "Why would I try something crap?". It's infallible logic, clearly.
Do you believe in fate?
I will leave the problems of determinism versus probabilistic models to the quantum physicists. Sure they seem like a smart bunch of lads (and ladies).
I'll get to the rest soon.almostnever wrote: »Did you do chemistry at school?
I did. I suddenly became crap at it from the mocks onwards, sad face.
Glee; yay or nay?
Do you dance?
Don't be silly, dancing is for people who like fun. Us dignified folk are out chopping firewood and churning butter.0 -
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What music have you been listening to lately?
How awesome, on a scale of 1 to 10, is C&H?
Favourite foods?
Favourite chocolate?
Favourite crisps?
People who think that coke Zero tastes "exactly like Coke" need a good hard slap, yeah?
What do you like on TV? Do you watch TV?
What would you like to be good at (something that you're not already good at?) 0 -
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Apologies if any of these have been asked before, but I'm laaaaaaazy:
My usuals:
- Favourite meaning of \o/?
- Do you like to dance (:P)? If not, whyever not?
- What do you hate about society, and what do you like about it?
Others:
- Favourite Greek letter(s), and why?
- Favourite old school sweets?
- Favourite kind of doughnut?
- Favourite proof/theorem in maths?
- How much do you love stats? :pac:
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I love you.
I love me too! Aren't I just brilliant?
Do you love me?
See this response:
KnifeWRENCH wrote: »i challenge you to be even more awes6me (thats awesome with a mothafcukin 6) than you are now. succeed or fail, biatch.
Saxton Hale is just one of my many alter-egos.What was the last thing you giggled at?
"Tits"
Ever play a prank on someone? Like tying a policeman to the back of a bear and throwing them in a river?
One time I told somebody I murdered their whole family, emptied their bank account and destroyed all of their favourite possessions. They didn't even see the giant X on the floor with the piano on a rope hanging over it when they tried to attack me.
If you could create your own superhero catchphrase what would it be?
I regularly yell "DAVID POWER" when I'm doing something heroic, which is most of the time.
Do you think that if you started writing in pink there would be more questions asked here?
I think everybody else would start posting in pink because me doing it would make it cool. As for whether or not they're be more questions, I imagine there'd be variations of "Pink writing, what the fúck?"MavisDavis wrote: »Do you think you're really funny?
Yes.
Should we give you your own personal thread where you can post hilarious, if nonsensical, things?
Yes.
What would you do if you were the dictator of the world?
Impose my will upon the foolish populous. I'd have my own cult of personality of course.
Look at old Joe here, sure he seems like the kind of fellow you'd like to hang around with. Play a game of basketball with, y'know?
Would it be a really bad idea to put you in charge of the world?
Absolutely not. I'd say it'd be the best thing ever. There'd only be fairness and justice. No world wars, no famine, no people writing stupid emo songs about nothing.
Who's your favourite actor/actress?
Frank Welker is the best voice-actor of all time tbbbqh. Regular actors are boring and should feel bad.
Who would win in a fight: you or jumpguy?
Me obviously. Let's pretend jumpguy is Mario in Smash Bros. Well Snake is much better than Mario in Smash Bros.
Will answer other questions soon. (Soon being measured in Valve Time)almostnever wrote: »What music have you been listening to lately?
Metal Gear Solid music. It mostly doesn't have singing.
How awesome, on a scale of 1 to 10, is C&H?
5.5
Favourite foods?
Junk food and raw, recently killed steak.
Favourite chocolate?
Yes.
Favourite crisps?
Tayto.
People who think that coke Zero tastes "exactly like Coke" need a good hard slap, yeah?
Anybody who thinks that is an enemy of the Irish Republic and should be treated as such.
What do you like on TV? Do you watch TV?
Cartoons and sometimes documentaries. I do watch TV every odd day but I believe that almost all of the stuff on television can be summed up as pure bollox. So bad it'll make your head explode.
What would you like to be good at (something that you're not already good at?)
Pretending to care about what other people talk about. That and sports. Though it does cause one to question "if Davidius isn't good at it, is it really worth doing?" The answer to that question is "No."
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This thread used to be cool before that.almostnever wrote: »Hotaru, I love you. If I could thank that post more than once, I would.
So Davidius...Jules Casablancas, yay or nay? :pac:
I don't even know who the hell he it is.MavisDavis wrote: »Davidius, how can you not find Julian Casablancas attractive? He's dreamy..
Will somebody please kill it, IT SHOULD NOT BE.
Also, seeing as Hotaru asked about herself: do you love me?:DGinja Ninja wrote: »well,he does have an iddy-bitty butthole on his chin to be fair.
Favourite programming language?
I do not have much experience in the way of programming. I shall say C++ because it's the only real language I've ever half-assed attempted to learn.
Favourite Genre of Game?
ADVENTURE. Travelling across the lands, going into people's houses and beating the **** out of them finding out useless information about the person standing in the corner.
Favourite Game?
E.T. on the Atari 2600 obviously. Superman 64 for a close second.
To Game or not to Game?
I'm interpreting this as asking who my favourite class in TF2 is. Engineer for the win.
Have you ever hunted Game?
It's part of my morning routine. That's hunting game in the killing animals pointlessly sense. Assuming there's some sense where it means getting women, that's just part of my hourly routine.
Did I say Game too many times in this post?
You can never say 'game' too much, by the way you just lost it.Apologies if any of these have been asked before, but I'm laaaaaaazy:
My usuals:
- Favourite meaning of \o/?
As I've said before, it is definitely a decapitated head sitting between two legs after a horrible motor accident. Whether the legs belong to the decapitated person is left up to the imagination.
- Do you like to dance (:P)? If not, whyever not?
No, I am a dignified man of utmost seriousness. Dancing is for complete hooligans and people who like 'fun'.
- What do you hate about society, and what do you like about it?
I hate the fact that lots of people are dickheads, I like the fact that I technically count as being a member of society. It'd be lost without me.
Others:
- Favourite Greek letter(s), and why?
Gamma just 'cause.
- Favourite old school sweets?
We didn't have them sweets back in my day, it was all fence breaking and vandalism. Ah the good old days of simple pleasures.
- Favourite kind of doughnut?
JFK.
- Favourite proof/theorem in maths?
Proof of infinite primes and a bag of chips.
- How much do you love stats? :pac:
-273.15 units, where 0 defines apathy.
More when I think of 'em, maybe.
Ask more before time runs out.Deleted User wrote: »Oh?
Ok?
Yes.
To compensate for lack of funny, here's some 80s cartoon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_ULg4RSy5Y
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Why do you make me so :mad:?
Unrequited love will do that to people!
Do you have any nicknames IRL?
Tell us about something embarrassing that's happened to you. Ah go on!
What's your favourite type of soup?
Describe your ideal day.
How much do you love us IRC folk?
What are you going to do with yourself for the summer holidays?0 -
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Why do you make me so :mad:?
Because you love me really.MavisDavis wrote: »Unrequited love will do that to people!
Do you have any nicknames IRL?
Yes. Davidius. Now you all know the origin of one of the best usernames ever. Everything you'll learn beyond this point just won't live up to this revelation.
Tell us about something embarrassing that's happened to you. Ah go on!
My chair collapsed underneath me when I was eating breakfast and one time my voice cracked during a roll call. Those situations would normally be considered embarrassing for others but not I, for I am too David-like to be embarrassed.
What's your favourite type of soup?
Chicken and a bunch of vegetables that aren't mushrooms. I feckin' hate mushrooms, I don't see what Mario sees in them aside from the obvious psychoactive effect that makes him believe himself to be invincible or that he has the ability to fly.
Describe your ideal day.
Bringing justice and order to the world. Also it'd have to be sunny and I'd prefer not to have to do anything.
How much do you love us IRC folk?
5.5
What are you going to do with yourself for the summer holidays?
I have a whole summer to think about the answer to that question.
We must hurry, time is short.Snake was never meant to be in Smash Brothers. It's just wrong! :mad:
You know it's great.0 -
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The superior moustache: Hitler's or Stalin's?
If you're such a hero, why aren't you able to grow a beard?
Do you think handlebar moustaches are acceptable or completely shít?
If you had the ability to grow one would you consider growing a magnificent Pygmalion-esque whopper of a beard or just keep it at stubble length?
Did all this talk of beards make you feel sad? :P
Do you know who Solid Snake is based on?
Would you cut off one of your toes if some (wealthy) sadist offered you €10,000 to do so?
Favourite comedian?
Favourite accent?
Favourite username?
Favourite book?
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Richard Cranium wrote: »Are you actually a extremely competitive, driven person who only pretends to like lounging around the place taking it easy? I have my suspicions...
Absolutely, anything that makes me sound better than I am.
Do you laugh at toilet humour?
If you don't laugh at toilet humour then you have no soul. Having no soul makes you a monster. I would thus never to talk to somebody who doesn't appreciate toilet humour as I refuse to converse with a monster.Ginja Ninja wrote: »What is love?
I'm supposed to say something like "Baby don't hurt me" here but given that I live under a rock and have thus never heard of that song, I wouldn't know to respond with that. Obviously I'm forced to answer with "love is a series of chemical reactions etc."
What makes the world turn?
I don't know any astro-physics but I imagine it's got to do with initial conditions and all that.
In fact wikipedia says:
Infallible website wrote:It is theorized that Earth formed as part of the birth of the Solar System: what eventually became the solar system initially existed as a large, rotating cloud of dust, rocks, and gas. It was composed of hydrogen and helium produced in the Big Bang, as well as heavier elements ejected by supernovas. As this interstellar dust is inhomogeneous, any asymmetry during gravitational accretion results in the angular momentum of the eventual planet.[17] The current rotation period of the Earth is the result of this initial rotation and other factors, including tidal friction and the hypothetical impact of Theia.
you're least favourite thing in the universe?
I'd have to go with anything that involves feelings or is made of a crappy substitute for real food.
Favourite comic book hero/villain?
Favourite villain is the Joker, favourite hero is myself. I'm surprised they haven't made a bad gritty reboot film about my origins yet.
what comic/game would you like to see made into a movie next?
Making video games into films is a horrible horrible practice and I hope you feel bad for reminding me that it happens. Comics? THE FLASH, FASTEST MAN ALIVE.
"Maybe that's why you can't get a date"
"Hey, what's that supposed to mean?"
Do you think game->movie conversions work well?
if you had to quantify my awesomeness vs my nerdiness,how would you calculate this mathematically?
[LaTeX]\frac{Your Awesomeness}{Your Nerdiness} = 0[/LaTeX]
Zing!
What would the percentage of each be?
Well we have your nerdiness != 0, that's all we know about that.
Zing++ Oh ho hoalmostnever wrote: »Proof by induction is bull****. Do you agree or disagree with this statement?
Proof by induction is so versatile and brilliant, it really is beautiful when you discover inequalities and such that make your proofs fit right into it. One of the greatest things ever.
TIME IS RUNNING OUT, PRESS THE GOD DAMN BUTTON SOLDIER.The superior moustache: Hitler's or Stalin's?
Stalin. A real bastard's moustache, one you could be proud of.
If you're such a hero, why aren't you able to grow a beard?
Shut up Monzo, you're always shut up.
Do you think handlebar moustaches are acceptable or completely shít?
This completely depends on whether or not you have access to a time machine that can reliably travel to t ∈ (-∞, T) where T is the present time.
If you had the ability to grow one would you consider growing a magnificent Pygmalion-esque whopper of a beard or just keep it at stubble length?
I'd grow the Pygmalion beard just because I could. After that got old I'd keep the stubble all the time just so I could rub my chin and feign intelligence to woo the ladies.
Did all this talk of beards make you feel sad? :P
Do you know who Solid Snake is based on?
At least partially if I can remember, he even looks like a young Big Boss.
Would you cut off one of your toes if some (wealthy) sadist offered you €10,000 to do so?
I do not value money enough to mutilate myself. I wouldn't even get a piercing if you paid me because I have dignity and a harem of attractive women. Don't bother looking for it though because it's really hard to find but it's definitely real.
How much would cutting your toe off set you back in terms of surgery anyway?
Favourite comedian?
Not Ricky Gervais because he's not funny at all.
Favourite accent?
Cork can be quite pleasant.
Favourite username?
Davidius.
Favourite book?
reading is 4 nerdz
Ever look at the sky in a poetic kind of way?
If by poetic you mean "****ing clouds and light pollution, I want to look at all them space objects and follow their trajectories" then yes. All the time0 -
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