Radio Telifis Eireann

ocokev

RTE s programs are crap.
Anyone got a good origional idea for a show.

I will start the ball rolling.
Showhouse (The Demolition.)
Get builders to knock down their unfinished estates and score points by
1. See how much money they make from salvage copper lead etc.
2. How level the green area is.

Nevil Knot "And what effect are you going for?"
Builder "Knock the bejasus outa de chimny below"

DrumSteve

celebrity deathmatch.

With real people.

minidazzler

Battle Royale: Ballymun, Finglas, Cavan etc...

Fair City: Requiem - Everyone is now a junkie version of themselves.

All suicide TV - as detailed by George Carlin.

RayM

The Apprentice - A group of lads, all from deprived areas with high rates of unemployment, compete against each other in weekly wiring tasks. At the end of the eight-week series, the winner will be offered an apprenticeship with a small-time electrical contractor. (Programme sponsored by Fás)

How do you solve a problem like Diarrhoea? How Long Will You Live? host, Dr Mark Hamilton tours the country, diagnosing and curing people who suffer from various gastrointestinal viruses. (Programme sponsored by Imodium)

Lando Griffin

Spinning Freeks.

Collect a selection of local crazies from around the country put them into different teams representing their provinces, then get them to do a range of tasks and spinning yarns resulting in protests outside headshops and getting innocent looking adds banned from billboards etc.
Visions of Mary over Knock and Jesus appearing in tree trumps may also be considered.
Basically the point is to busy themselves by interfering in everyone else’s business.

120_Minutes

"i know my rights"

hidden camera show, retail environment. presenter appears from nowhere when the above phrase is uttered and replies: actually sir/madam you dont...you're completly wrong, now go away.

contestant wins if they can prove they're in the right.



there are never winners.....