Dolly birds

flicture

Does anybody else find Dolly birds (i.e, girls who are dolled up to the max 24/7 Dolly Parton style) really annoying? About half of my class in college are these type of girls and they do my head in. They come to class looking like they are going to an ****ing award ceremony or something. Their facebook profile pics are all of professionally taken close up pictures of them dressed up in a perfect pose. I mean seriously some of them are standing on the edge of cliff's and **** in black and white wearing some fancy dress. It amazes me how they do not feel some embarassment for acting like they are celebrities being photographed for the cover of Hello. I mean jesus they can still look good looking by being a bit more casual and creative. I know I sound like some bitter lad just angry coz he cannot get these girls but to be honest I wouldn't even want to. I find their extreme vanity so off putting and they all just appear to be so oblivious to how ridiculous they actually look. I know girls are always trying to look good and there is nothing wrong with this, but this whole Victoria Beckham thing 24/7 is so OTT. I mean do lads really like this? Anyway rant over

epgc3fyqirnbsx

They're good for having sex with

m@cc@

flicture wrote: »

Does anybody else find Dolly birds (i.e, girls who are dolled up to the max 24/7 Dolly Parton style) really annoying? About half of my class in college are these type of girls and they do my head in. They come to class looking like they are going to an ****ing award ceremony or something. Their facebook profile pics are all of professionally taken close up pictures of them dressed up in a perfect pose. I mean seriously some of them are standing on the edge of cliff's and **** in black and white wearing some fancy dress. It amazes me how they do not feel some embarassment for acting like they are celebrities being photographed for the cover of Hello. I mean jesus they can still look good looking by being a bit more casual and creative. I know I sound like some bitter lad just angry coz he cannot get these girls but to be honest I wouldn't even want to. I find their extreme vanity so off putting and they all just appear to be so oblivious to how ridiculous they actually look. I know girls are always trying to look good and there is nothing wrong with this, but this whole Victoria Beckham thing is so OTT. Anyway rant over

Do you mean whorebags?

Gary4279

They tend to be as thick as two planks so in 10 years and the looks start to go they end up being someones trophey wife!

mathie

Jacob Tall Package wrote: »

They're good for having sex with

Hee hee. Sex!

stovelid

flicture wrote: »

I know I sound like some bitter lad just angry coz he cannot get these girls

You do.

flicture wrote: »

but to be honest I wouldn't even want to.

You won't.

My name is URL

Dolly Birds.. Is it 1930?

Standard Toaster

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

Fago!

I'd love to bang one! little sex maniacs!

mathie wrote: »

Hee hee. Sex!

heh heh heh

bonerm

Jacob Tall Package wrote: »

They're good for having sex with in

FYP.

funk-you

They're not doing you any harm and like to look after themselves. So what? Why would anyone put someone down for trying to better themselves in any way? As long as they're not giving you shit, spend your time more wisely trying to get head or something.

-Funk

Fago!

bonerm wrote: »

FART

FYP

AnonoBoy

I find in general that the most annoying girls are the ones know as "Annoying Girls".

These girls come in all shapes, sizes and dress sense.


The worst thing about Annoying Girls is that they blend in well with nice girls a lot of the time. You sometimes can't tell an annoying girl until she opens her mouth.

So be on the look out folks.

stovelid

Sometimes you just have to accept your place at the very base of the looks pyramid OP.

Cracking out a few angry ones to yourself at home and posting stuff like this on boards will at least bring temporary alleviation.

Schism

This didn't go as well as you'd hoped did it OP? After Hours is a curious beast.

flicture

stovelid wrote: »

You do.



You won't.

Its fine your mam keeps me company anyway

Fago!

Schism wrote: »

This didn't go as well as you'd hoped did it OP? After Hours is a curious beast.

She's a big duurty ride!

AnonoBoy

flicture wrote: »

Its fine your mam keeps me company anyway

Dear God. He's making fun of your Materfamilias!

The cad!

WindSock

You're right. I wish Irish girls looked after themselves a bit better :mad:

ocokev

Dont let them intimidate you.

ibarelycare

Fago! wrote: »

I'd love to bang one! little sex maniacs!



heh heh heh

How do you know they are?

stovelid

flicture wrote: »

Its fine your mam keeps me company anyway

We're all very proud of her volunteer work with The Samaritans, it must be said.

orourkeda

Do they put out?

flicture

stovelid wrote: »

Sometimes you just have to accept your place at the very base of the looks pyramid OP.

Cracking out a few angry ones to yourself at home and posting stuff like this on boards will at least bring temporary alleviation.

Lmao yes just bcoz I posted that girls who comes to lectures dressed like they are on the red carpet annoy me, means I at the bottom of the looks pyrmaid. You clown, what do you want me to start ranting about how my dick is bigger than yours now. Get outta here!

Thundercats Ho

Standard Toaster wrote: »

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

ibarelycare

flicture wrote: »

Lmao yes just bcoz I posted that girls who comes to lectures dressed like they are on the red carpet annoy me, means I at the bottom of the looks pyrmaid. You clown, what do you want me to start ranting about how my dick is bigger than yours now. Get outta here!

Someone needs to get laid.

stovelid

flicture wrote: »

what do you want me to start ranting about how my dick is bigger than yours now

Is it?

Perhaps they'd notice you if you flash them?

flicture

stovelid wrote: »

Is it?

Perhaps they'd notice you if you flash them?

Post a pic of your dolly bird girlfriend or stfu

prinz

funk-you wrote: »

They're not doing you any harm and like to look after themselves.

WindSock wrote: »

You're right. I wish Irish girls looked after themselves a bit better :mad:

tbh it has nothing to do with looking after themselves, I remember going to lectures on wet and windy foul winter mornings years ago to be met with plastered orange faces, high heels and belts. There is a huge difference between being well dressed and looking great and starting your day looking as if you've just stumbled out of a club at 3 in the morning. The most notable difference will be seen when they sit next to foreign students. Please note this applies to a minority of girls, but yeah I know exactly the kind the OP is referring to.

syklops

Does anyone find horrible spotty angst-ridden teenagers who start thread about their bitter angst-ridden lives really annoying?

stovelid

flicture wrote: »

Post a pic of your dolly bird girlfriend or stfu

Welcome to AH.

prinz

syklops wrote: »

Does anyone find horrible spotty angst-ridden teenagers who start thread about their bitter angst-ridden lives really annoying?

Not as annoying as the horrible beer-bellied angst-ridden adults who do the same thing.

stovelid

prinz wrote: »

Not as annoying as the horrible beer-bellied angst-ridden adults who do the same thing.

Angst tends to curdle into cynicism, I've found.

flicture

prinz wrote: »

Not as annoying as the horrible beer-bellied angst-ridden adults who do the same thing.

Or the ones that insta-respond to every thread that they can exert their bland and ignorant Dublin wit.

WindSock

flicture wrote: »

Post a pic of your dolly bird girlfriend or stfu

Stovies Mot

RoadKillTs

insta-respond

I like that term! It might catch on.

flicture

lol screw this I'm off to listen to death metal and paint my finger nails black.

syklops

prinz wrote: »

Not as annoying as the horrible beer-bellied angst-ridden adults who do the same thing.

How did you know I have a beer belly?

RoadKillTs

lol screw this I'm off to listen to death metal and pait my finger nails black.

Ah no stay please your great craic

Fago!

ibarelycare wrote: »

How do you know they are?

Because!

Phew!

ibarelycare

Fago! wrote: »

Because!

Phew!

Good one...

prinz

syklops wrote: »

How did you know I have a beer belly?

...because I have been watching you. You're a candidate.

syklops

prinz wrote: »

...because I have been watching you. You're a candidate.

A candidate for what?

prinz

syklops wrote: »

A candidate for what?

Angst-Ridden Society of Éire.

Wibbs

flicture wrote: »

Or the ones that insta-respond to every thread that they can exert their bland and ignorant Dublin wit.

Oooh shoulder apply chip. Insecure and a culchie? Poor thing. :pac:

stovelid

WindSock wrote: »

Stovies Mot

...

Thepones

I agree with OP a bit. These "dollys" can be a bit annoying. Like they are afraid of being caught by the papz or something.

Then again could be worse.... Pijamma's and uggs.

Urgh

Irishcrx

I bet you spend all your time jacking off to their facebook poses and wishing you could get in their pants. When this doesn't happen you come on after hours and rant.

Now you know the way of the world OP.

flicture

Wibbs wrote: »

Oooh shoulder apply chip. Insecure and a culchie? Poor thing. :pac:

Dublin > rest of Ireland
Dublin < Every other city outside of Ireland

Woudlnt even call the **** hole a real city to be honest!
GL

flicture

Irishcrx wrote: »

I bet you spend all your time jacking off to their facebook poses and wishing you could get in their pants. When this doesn't happen you come on after hours and rant.

Now you know the way of the world OP.

Lol this is retarded on too many levels, well done

Abrasax

flicture wrote: »

Does anybody else find Dolly birds (i.e, girls who are dolled up to the max 24/7 Dolly Parton style) really annoying? About half of my class in college are these type of girls and they do my head in. They come to class looking like they are going to an ****ing award ceremony or something. Their facebook profile pics are all of professionally taken close up pictures of them dressed up in a perfect pose. I mean seriously some of them are standing on the edge of cliff's and **** in black and white wearing some fancy dress. It amazes me how they do not feel some embarassment for acting like they are celebrities being photographed for the cover of Hello. I mean jesus they can still look good looking by being a bit more casual and creative. I know I sound like some bitter lad just angry coz he cannot get these girls but to be honest I wouldn't even want to. I find their extreme vanity so off putting and they all just appear to be so oblivious to how ridiculous they actually look. I know girls are always trying to look good and there is nothing wrong with this, but this whole Victoria Beckham thing 24/7 is so OTT. I mean do lads really like this? Anyway rant over

That's my sister your'e talking about, OP. :mad:
Dolly birds are people too, you know.