Drunken fool walks into Canal

I was on the bus by the porthouse between Phibsboro and Drumcondra and saw a drunk young chap walk into the canal with his eyes closed. Must have been quiet a surprise. Anyone see it?

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Cool story bro...

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LindenWalsh wrote: »

I was on the bus by the porthouse between Phibsboro and Drumcondra and saw a drunk young chap walk into the canal with his eyes closed..

Anyone see it?

I doubt he did.

Aids By Google

Laney Inexpensive Lounge wrote: »

Cool story bro...

/b/ called wonder where you at?

CoalBucket

Happens all the time in Amsterdam

wild_cat

I seen him, the bloody epic fool. He got out no bother and went on his way. I presume he was locked drunk though.

Bodhisopha

I did the same in Paris, but i wasn't drunk. I was temporarily in Seine.

Wooo!

ShaB21

I hope all of you people think this funny, I happen to know this guy Robbie Dowman, and he suffers from a chronic case of narcolepsy and falls asleep without warning. He's now paronoid that he might have the weils disease as he was bitten by a rat while in the water.

df1985

was he in "de-nile" about something and wanted to end it all??



*gets coat

df1985

ShaB21 wrote: »

I hope all of you people think this funny, I happen to know this guy Robbie Dowman, and he suffers from a chronic case of narcolepsy and falls asleep without warning. He's now paronoid that he might have the weils disease as he was bitten by a rat while in the water.

what a nice friend to put his full name on boards.....

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Aids By Google wrote: »

/b/ called wonder where you at?

Does everything originate from /b/? Does everybody who uses a phrase that is used in another site frequent same site? No is the answer to both.

CoalBucket

ShaB21 wrote: »

I hope all of you people think this funny, I happen to know this guy Robbie Dowman, and he suffers from a chronic case of narcolepsy and falls asleep without warning. He's now paronoid that he might have the weils disease as he was bitten by a rat while in the water.

Ya funnier now

Mahatma coat

in Cork they'd just Leeve him there

wild_cat

ShaB21 wrote: »

I hope all of you people think this funny, I happen to know this guy Robbie Dowman, and he suffers from a chronic case of narcolepsy and falls asleep without warning. He's now paronoid that he might have the weils disease as he was bitten by a rat while in the water.

He must have vertigo too from the way he was walking.

ShaB21

ShaB21 wrote: »

I hope all of you people think this funny, I happen to know this guy Robbie Dowman, and he suffers from a chronic case of narcolepsy and falls asleep without warning. He's now paronoid that he might have the weils disease as he was bitten by a rat while in the water.

Surely if he has Narcolepsy then he should stay away from any area in which death could easily occure due to sudden bouts of sleep. If it was me I'd stay the hell away from any canals or rivers.

sponsoredwalk

CoalBucket wrote: »

Happens all the time in Amsterdam

True dat!

ShaB21

Deleted User wrote: »

Surely if he has Narcolepsy then he should stay away from any area in which death could easily occure due to sudden bouts of sleep. If it was me I'd stay the hell away from any canals or rivers.

Yeah Cheers for the advice and all the support Darko, Dowman is a good friend and this could have ended alot worse if he did n't have the swimming abilities of a half dolphin half tuna fish type of creature.

ShaB21

ShaB21 wrote: »

Yeah Cheers for the advice and all the support Darko, Dowman is a good friend and this could have ended alot worse if he did n't have the swimming abilities of a half dolphin half tuna fish type of creature.

Is he the cut price Irish version of Man Bear Pig?

A_Border_Bandit

Well he must've been locked alright, ending up in a canal!

antocann

Deleted User wrote: »

Is he the cut price Irish version of Man Bear Pig?

Chorcai

Laney Inexpensive Lounge wrote: »

Cool story bro...

snap

kevinkav

df1985 wrote: »

what a nice friend to put his full name on boards.....

Yep,his name is definitely dowman. Robbie Dowman.

Drumpot

LindenWalsh wrote: »

I was on the bus by the porthouse between Phibsboro and Drumcondra and saw a drunk young chap walk into the canal with his eyes closed. Must have been quiet a surprise. Anyone see it?

Ah the old "bet you cant walk on water with your eyes closed" bet . .

Cant believe he fell for it . .

kieran26

kevinkav wrote: »

Yep,his name is definitely dowman. Robbie Dowman.

shenanigans!!

My name is URL

Bodhisopha wrote: »

I did the same in Paris, but i wasn't drunk. I was temporarily in Seine.

Wooo!

Nice!

Did the same in Galway canal.. at 1am in January for 40mins. Ended up in hospital.

Rabies

Bodhisopha wrote: »

I did the same in Paris, but i wasn't drunk. I was temporarily in Seine.

Wooo!

All puns are obsolete now.
This guy won

littlefriend

Aids By Google wrote: »

/b/ called wonder where you at?

What does /b/ mean?

Mike 1972

LindenWalsh wrote: »

Drunken fool walks into Canal

Is the Government now going to use it as a justification to ban the sale of alcohol (as was done with Magic mushrooms) or does it not count as he didnt actually drown ?

My name is URL

littlefriend wrote: »

What does /b/ mean?

It means you've passed the point where your internet addiction is harmless and all that lies ahead is hundreds of fap-filled Caturdays

Bodhisopha

Rabies wrote: »

All puns are obsolete now.
This guy won

Give God the glory.

kraggy

Mahatma coat wrote: »

in Cork they'd just Leeve him there

In Galway, we'd take the bottle of Buckfast out of his hand before he hit the water.

take everything

Bodhisopha wrote: »

I did the same in Paris, but i wasn't drunk. I was temporarily in Seine.

Wooo!

God that was eiffel.