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Talking to "them"...

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,586 ✭✭✭sock puppet


    Watch The 40 Year Old Virgin.




    It won't help you at all but it's a pretty good film.


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Playing an instrument does make you hotter, fact.

    No it doesn't. I know. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,263 ✭✭✭MavisDavis


    dredg wrote: »
    "Does this taste of rohypnol to you?"

    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "Dad, the chloroform..."

    "I'll give you this bottle of chloroform if you take us to see The Who."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    I don't really know how to talk to girls... I pretty much talk to them in the same way I talk to guys, just about whatever. To be honest, I'd just stop trying so hard and just go with it. Just don't think of girls as being different to guys.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    Call them fat, they love it.

    This. Worked for me. ;)


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Just follow the tips at this link.

    My favourite one is this:
    26. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will,
    promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will
    make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that you're
    going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Don't
    call.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭norwegianwood


    This. Worked for me. ;)
    Nah Bob, it didnt really. Sorry.


  • Registered Users Posts: 656 ✭✭✭Richard Cranium


    We were talking about this briefly in the IRC the other night.

    Paraphrased slightly:
    They're all like "stuff stuff stuff" and I'm like "STFU kitchen cliché"

    :pac:
    That made my night.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,164 ✭✭✭Konata


    Davidius is every woman's dream man tbh <3


  • Registered Users Posts: 656 ✭✭✭Richard Cranium


    OP: Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen.

    You heard it here first.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    OP: Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen.

    You heard it here first.
    Proof:
    me:*Raises eyebrow* *Raises pimphand* "woman!,make me a sammich"
    her:"blah,blah feminismses"
    me:"B*tch be trippin' balls"
    her:*swoon*

    true story.*




    [*royalties to be paid to Davidius in the near future]


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,263 ✭✭✭MavisDavis


    Hotaru wrote: »
    Davidius is every woman's dream man tbh <3

    +1! ;)


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Mavi-dius FOR THE WIN!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,263 ✭✭✭MavisDavis


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    Mavi-dius FOR THE WIN!

    Made my day, tbh. :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    You can just be seeing how well the usernames fit together in 99% of cases, true story.


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Aoibheann-Overlord?
    Sarcastic-Faddy?
    Norwegialicious?
    Cautionersupervery?

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    Aoibheann-Overlord?
    Sarcastic-Faddy?
    Norwegialicious?
    Cautionersupervery?

    :D


    Only the middle two work as merged names, and they've been discussed. :P

    As for the last one, you've lost deniability! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,164 ✭✭✭Konata


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    Aoibheann-Overlord?
    Sarcastic-Faddy?
    Norwegialicious?
    Cautionersupervery?

    :D

    Extrasuperneurotic tbh :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    Hotaru wrote: »
    Extrasuperneurotic tbh :D

    S'what I said to him.. Tsssch, men! :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    Hotaru wrote: »
    Davidius is every woman's dream man tbh <3
    Last night I slept in the clothes I've been wearing for the past 3 days and right now I'm eating my dinner with my hands. Aren't I dreamy?


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Davidius wrote: »
    Last night I slept in the clothes I've been wearing for the past 3 days and right now I'm eating my dinner with my hands. Aren't I dreamy?

    Women love that masculine stuff.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    :D

    Must you? Must you!?

    How's the GIRLFRIEND!? Oh wait.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    Norwegialicious?
    Cautionersupervery?

    :D

    o_O
    Are these actual couples?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Jay P wrote: »
    o_O
    Are these actual couples?

    You didn't know about Norwegialicious?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    Pygmalion wrote: »
    You didn't know about Norwegialicious?

    No!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    Norwegialicious is a great name.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,849 Mod ✭✭✭✭suitcasepink


    No its bobowood!! We had already agreed on bobowood -_-


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    This. Worked for me. ;)
    Nah Bob, it didnt really. Sorry.

    It's all so clear now!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    Couples meet-up FTW


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,029 ✭✭✭Extrasupervery


    Oh dear


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    Couples meet-up FTW
    how 'bout no? We sort of had one at the UCD beers,I didn't know 2/3 of the group were together [this was my first time meeting some of them] next thing you know,BOOM smoochy town and I look to Craguls with an odd look on my face,then he explains it.

    I wish I knew that before meeting you folks,best to warn the young'uns


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Haha, C&H double...triple...QUADRUPLE date!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    how 'bout no? We sort of had one at the UCD beers,I didn't know 2/3 of the group were together [this was my first time meeting some of them] next thing you know,BOOM smoochy town and I look to Craguls with an odd look on my face,then he explains it.

    I wish I knew that before meeting you folks,best to warn the young'uns

    What a boring ending to that story. Very unromantic.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,986 ✭✭✭Craguls


    Piste wrote: »
    What a boring ending to that story. Very unromantic.

    Suddenly his reaction when I asked to hold his hand makes so much more sense.:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    how 'bout no? We sort of had one at the UCD beers,I didn't know 2/3 of the group were together [this was my first time meeting some of them] next thing you know,BOOM smoochy town and I look to Craguls with an odd look on my face,then he explains it.

    I wish I knew that before meeting you folks,best to warn the young'uns


    Blame teh alcoholz?


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Fad wrote: »
    Must you? Must you!?

    How's the GIRLFRIEND!? Oh wait.......
    She's not my girlfriend! ¬_¬


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    Craguls wrote: »
    Suddenly his reaction when I asked to hold his hand makes so much more sense.:pac:
    Piste wrote: »
    What a boring ending to that story. Very unromantic.
    well,I'm sorry Craig but this is the best you could hope for:

    it's just not how I roll,sorry man


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    how 'bout no? We sort of had one at the UCD beers,I didn't know 2/3 of the group were together [this was my first time meeting some of them] next thing you know,BOOM smoochy town and I look to Craguls with an odd look on my face,then he explains it.

    I wish I knew that before meeting you folks,best to warn the young'uns
    I laughed for a whole 60 seconds after reading this.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,029 ✭✭✭Extrasupervery


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    Aoibheann-Overlord?
    Sarcastic-Faddy?
    Norwegialicious?
    Cautionersupervery?

    :D

    ..I think you'll find Extrasuperfairy is the next big thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    She's not my girlfriend! ¬_¬

    But she was...... >_>

    You keep my relationships out of boards conversation, I wont mention yours :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,986 ✭✭✭Craguls


    User personal lives privacy comment
    /contribution


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Fad wrote: »
    But she was...... >_>

    You keep my relationships out of boards conversation, I wont mention yours :)
    Er, this is probably the first time I've mentioned, and about the millionth time it's been mentioned.

    But point taken.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    Er, this is probably the first time I've mentioned, and about the millionth time it's been mentioned.

    But point taken.

    7th but anyway......

    It's not important! As serious business as the internet may be, I am not being overly serious! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,029 ✭✭✭Extrasupervery


    ...Aoife's tangible


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭SarcasticFairy


    ...Aoife's tangible
    ... Thanks? You are also quite.. tangible. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,029 ✭✭✭Extrasupervery


    You know how to charm a girl ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 656 ✭✭✭Richard Cranium


    I have completely lost track of what's going on in this thread.

    :confused:


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,918 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    "There's nothing gay about it in our eyes..."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    "There's nothing gay about it in our eyes..."

    Only gay if you make eye contact*?

    *Or beards touch.......


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