Talking to "them"...

DylanS09

Pygmalion wrote: »

You know that's actually really bad advice.

Really??

Insect Overlord

Pygmalion wrote: »

You know that's actually really bad advice.

Ginja Ninja

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here's how you pick up women: Bend your knees,garsp them firmly,lift with your legs,run away and play Benny Hill music while you're doing it.

That's my strategy and look how my girlfr.....oh.....wait........*cries*

bevan619

DylanS09 wrote: »

1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.

Stuff like this actually works. A (hot) girl in my class asked me if I noticed anything different about her (it was so obvious she'd got her hair done) and I just was like "Naw, you look the same as usual" and she was actually well into it

MavisDavis

Play the guitar..

In all seriousness, be yourself and talk to girls the way you talk to your lad mates. We're not aliens! Maybe just lose some of the rude behavioural issues some lads can have. Don't spit on the ground, walk round with your hands down your pants (it's not going to fall off!)..common sense!

DylanS09

MavisDavis wrote: »

Play the guitar..

In all seriousness, be yourself and talk to girls the way you talk to your lad mates. We're not aliens! Maybe just lose some of the rude behavioural issues some lads can have. Don't spit on the ground, walk round with your hands down your pants (it's not going to fall off!)..common sense!

:eek:I play guitar!
YESSSS, advantage!

bevan619

MavisDavis wrote: »

In all seriousness, be yourself and talk to girls the way you talk to your lad mates.

TBQH I don't think most girls would like that stuff...

Ginja Ninja

MavisDavis wrote: »

Don't spit on the ground, walk round with your hands down your pants (it's not going to fall off!)..common sense!

seriously?Who in gods name thinks it's okay to do this in public,I mean come on now lads.Buy a pair of trousers with f*cking pockets if you get bored with your hands

norwegianwood

MavisDavis wrote: »

Play the guitar..

Playing an instrument does make you hotter, fact.

bevan619

norwegianwood wrote: »

Playing an instrument does make you hotter, fact.

I take it Guitar Hero doesn't count :rolleyes:

Konata

bevan619 wrote: »

Stuff like this actually works. A (hot) girl in my class asked me if I noticed anything different about her (it was so obvious she'd got her hair done) and I just was like "Naw, you look the same as usual" and she was actually well into it

How come you're not with her so? :P

bevan619

Hotaru wrote: »

How come you're not with her so? :P

I honestly don't know. I guess I should have talked to her more :rolleyes:

MavisDavis

Ginja Ninja wrote: »

seriously?Who in gods name thinks it's okay to do this in public,I mean come on now lads.Buy a pair of trousers with f*cking pockets if you get bored with your hands

It's a growing epidemic and it is so wrong. Shudder..

Craguls

I generally stroll in off my white horse with my flowing blond locks, flex my muscles and just be the charismatic stallion that I am.

Bitches seriously swoon at **** like that

Ginja Ninja

Craguls wrote: »

I generally stroll in off my white horse with my flowing blond locks,.....

oh Hey Gandalf didn't see you there.

Jay P

Fad wrote: »

Show them your hand.

Ask them "Will you hold this for a sec".

Get them to hold it.

Walk away.

Guys in my year claim this actually works

I'm going to try this, it's brilliant. I'll report my findings.

Piste

Just like...have fun with them? I'm trying to think of what me and the guys in my year talk about, and thinking about it, we talk some amount of crap and just take the piss generally. So do that.

dredg

"Does this taste of rohypnol to you?"

Jamie Starr

Just remember, it's not all about looks or physical either. I went out with a girl for two years who lost a leg after a botched operation when she was a child. Honestly, you couldn't find a better, funnier person.

I'll always remember Eileen.




Yeah...I think my sense of humour might be the problem for me.

bevan619

Piste wrote: »

Just like...have fun with them? I'm trying to think of what me and the guys in my year talk about, and thinking about it, we talk some amount of crap and just take the piss generally. So do that.

I suppose if I dropped the "other" things we talk about and stuck to that stuff...

sock puppet

Watch The 40 Year Old Virgin.




It won't help you at all but it's a pretty good film.

norwegianwood

norwegianwood wrote: »

Playing an instrument does make you hotter, fact.

No it doesn't. I know. :pac:

MavisDavis

dredg wrote: »

"Does this taste of rohypnol to you?"

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

"Dad, the chloroform..."

"I'll give you this bottle of chloroform if you take us to see The Who."

Jay P

I don't really know how to talk to girls... I pretty much talk to them in the same way I talk to guys, just about whatever. To be honest, I'd just stop trying so hard and just go with it. Just don't think of girls as being different to guys.

Bobalicious93

norwegianwood wrote: »

Call them fat, they love it.

This. Worked for me.

Just follow the tips at this link.

My favourite one is this:

26. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will,
promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will
make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that you're
going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Don't
call.

norwegianwood

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

This. Worked for me.

Nah Bob, it didnt really. Sorry.

Richard Cranium

We were talking about this briefly in the IRC the other night.

Paraphrased slightly:

Davidius (re: women) wrote:

They're all like "stuff stuff stuff" and I'm like "STFU kitchen cliché"

:pac:
That made my night.

Konata

Davidius is every woman's dream man tbh