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Stripper fever

  • 06-05-2010 4:51pm
    #1
    Dr Skitzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1 ✭


    Q Do you find it difficult to concentrate?

    Q Do you find yourself placing money in your girlfriends underwear?

    Q Have you been starring at women standing at the pole on the train?

    Q When introduced to women are you surprised when they are not called Candy, Serenity or Amber?

    If the answer to these questions is yes then you may have stripper fever.
    There is no known cure for stripper fever. The symptoms may lessen over time or a cold shower will relieve symptoms quickly.

    If you have stripper fever perhaps you could list some of of your symptoms.

    With enough members we may be able to start a supprt group.


Comments

  • #2
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Is there prostitute or lap dancer fever too?


  • #3
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Dr Skitzo wrote: »
    Stripper fever

    Happens if you let them out too early onto lush grass.


  • #4
    Degag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,984 ✭✭✭Degag


    I wouldn't care what their name was as once they provided some sexy time!


  • #5
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Dr Skitzo wrote: »
    Q Do you find it difficult to concentrate?
    On what?
    Q Do you find yourself placing money in your girlfriends underwear?
    Don't be silly, she's not my GF.
    Q Have you been staring at women standing at the pole on the train?
    Depends on how they're holding the poll.
    Q When introduced to women are you surprised when they are not called Candy, Serenity or Amber?
    Candy? She sounds sweet. Serenity? Serene women are boring. Amber? Sounds like a feisty red head.
    If the answer to these questions is yes then you may have stripper fever.
    There is no known cure for stripper fever. The symptoms may lessen over time or a cold shower will relieve symptoms quickly.
    I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
    If you have stripper fever perhaps you could list some of of your symptoms.

    With enough members we may be able to start a support group.

    At least you thought this over. Seeing as it's not curable we should definitely support and promote it!


  • #6
    Daemos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,645 ✭✭✭Daemos


    Is that slang for Chlamydia?


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  • #7
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    What in the fcuk? lol...


  • #8
    Riamfada
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    I got jungle fever


  • #9
    melekalikimaka
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,686 Mod ✭✭✭✭melekalikimaka


    feva for da flava
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAURo0rwt6g


  • #10
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    Grimes wrote: »
    I got black snatch fever
    *cough*


  • #11
    corkcomp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,114 ✭✭✭corkcomp


    Dr Skitzo wrote: »
    Q Do you find it difficult to concentrate?.

    happens the best of us
    Dr Skitzo wrote: »
    Q Do you find yourself placing money in your girlfriends underwear??.

    NO
    Dr Skitzo wrote: »
    Q Have you been starring at women standing at the pole on the train??.

    perhaps:cool:
    Dr Skitzo wrote: »
    Q When introduced to women are you surprised when they are not called Candy, Serenity or Amber?

    NO


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  • #12
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    What does a stripper do with her asshole before work?
    She drops him off at band practice.


  • #13
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    The OP is Peter Stringfellow, clearly!


  • #14
    PK2008
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    I once had paint-stripper fever

    I dont recommend it


  • #15
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Stripper fever is a serious and dangerous addiction, not to be taken lightly.

    It was about time someone talked about this elephant spearmint rhino in the room.


  • #16
    stroopy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭stroopy


    I have got the prawn fever


  • #17
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Oh look.
    Universal soldier is on.


  • #18
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,285 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Oh look.
    Universal soldier is on.

    Does he have the fever too? Its spreading faster than I thought then.


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