Superman !

dak

Superman is on his way to a large reunion of super heroes being held in Miami Beach. He arrives two hours late, his clothes are a mess and he has definitely been in a fight. As he approaches his table, his friend Batman yells, "Hey, Man of Steel, what happened to you ?"
"Well, I was zipping down the coastline making great time, when suddenly I look down and there lying on the beach is Wonder Woman - naked !"
"Wow!" says Robin "What did you do ?"
"What do you think I did, kid ?
Her legs were spread, so I figured I was in like Flynn. I dove like an eagle!"
"Boy, I bet she was surprised," says the Hulk.
"Superman smiles weakly and says, "Yeah, but not as much as the Invisible Man!"

CorChil

When is the new movie out?

fryup

as old as the hills

BrokenArrows

I've heard a variation.

Superman was flying over and saw wonder woman sunbathing naked. Superman decides to fly down and have his way. Faster than a speeding bullet superman went down and was gone.
Wonderwoman jumped up, "What was that". " I dunno, but my ass hurts like hell", says the invisible man.