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3 Very Noobs - where to go?

  • 04-05-2010 10:36pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭


    Hi,

    I've been charged with bringing my o/h, her mother and sister to learn how to hit a ball in a general direction.

    I don't know where to start, as I'm afraid if we go out to a public course we'll piss off everyone around us. Do we go to a P&P course? If so where's the best option?

    Would I be better off bringing em to a driving range and letting them loose?

    Basically, where do absolute noObs go?

    BTW, we're on the Northside of Dublin, but would be happy to travel a bit if necessary.

    Cheers


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 370 ✭✭paulanthony


    If they have literally never hit a ball before the driving range is probably best. Not for the purpose of not annoying other people, but purely because a game of golf won't be enjoyable if it takes 10 shots to get to the green.

    Range is probably the best place to learn to swing and hit the ball, but don't overuse it as its fairly boring and golf isn't meant to be played in driving ranges!

    Maybe a par3 course after that. I think theres one at Deer park in Howth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭ANXIOUS


    I don't fancy this task, but if I was you I'd bring them to the driving range next to the coahman's inn two or three times. Then I'd move on to p&p at the Alsaa you wouldn't be annoying anyone here, after that I'd move on to the par 3 in st. Annes park. When you feel that are ready for none holes of golf I'd bring them for a mid week game in deer park.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,225 ✭✭✭JCDUB


    connundrum wrote: »
    I've been charged with bringing my o/h, her mother and sister to learn how to hit a ball in a general direction.

    Sweet jebus, I don't envy you.

    Not one, but three women to teach! This can only end badly..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 541 ✭✭✭fonda


    http://golfireland09.com/Kildare/Elmhall4.htm

    Elmhall in Celbridge has two pitch and putt courses used to bring my little brother there, one for kids i think and one for adults but even the adult one has tiny little holes, its always fairly quiet and the other players would be of the same standard so wouldnt be too bothered with you. Not that far from north Dublin.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 266 ✭✭BigAl>>


    Range is probably the best place to learn to swing and hit the ball, but don't overuse it as its fairly boring and golf isn't meant to be played in driving ranges!

    Maybe a par3 course after that. I think theres one at Deer park in Howth.


    Tend to agree with Paul there.... no point in taking them onto a proper GC till they can atleast hit a ball atleast 100yrds.


    You said Northside...... where abouts?
    1: range (ward/elmgreen)
    2: P&P (brock/tolka valley)
    3: Par 3 (balheary/deerpark)

    All fairly close to each other and not overly difficult either.

    Also Elm green has a DR and P&P on site, could hit a few on the range and then have a go at the P&P without having to change location...... theres also a putting and chipping green too.


    Best of luck............................. and just think if it all goes well you can look forward to weekends spent golfing with the mother inlaw and the ball and chain:eek::eek::eek: every mans dream( or is that nightmare).

    Either way your fooooked:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 57 ✭✭darirl


    If your close to Kinsely Id head out to their driving range first, its a decent spot. Its got a cafe as well so you could hit a few balls yourself while they have a natter over your coaching :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 643 ✭✭✭kagni


    I know this isn't exactly what you asked for but it might be worth getting someone else to do the initial coaching!
    Have a look here - ILGU coaching sessions for women beginners.
    http://www.womeningolf.ie/template1.asp?pid=13&area=1&aName=Home

    My mother went on one last year (think it was free or just a nominal fee) most of those attending had never picked up a club before.
    There's one starting in Donabate on May 10th.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 280 ✭✭GorHugh


    connundrum wrote: »
    Hi,

    I've been charged with bringing my o/h, her mother and sister to learn how to hit a ball in a general direction.

    Jaysus Lad , what the fook did you do to deserve this task ?? I hope to good god you where caught in the sack with 19yr old blonde twins and this is a way of getting brownie points !!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 266 ✭✭BigAl>>


    GorHugh wrote: »
    Jaysus Lad , what the fook did you do to deserve this task ?? I hope to good god you where caught in the sack with 19yr old blonde twins and this is a way of getting brownie points !!!


    PMSL:D:D:D Think he should have the twins move in for taking this task onboard........ for the love of god man dnt do it! dnt make eye contact, put the coaching hat dwn and back away slowly:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 55 ✭✭dinnyman


    This is the only thing that springs to my mind here:

    http://tribewithted.mlblogs.com/nelson-haha.gif


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  • Site Banned Posts: 26,456 ✭✭✭✭Nuri Sahin


    As mentioned, somewhere like Elmgreen would be best advised as there is a proper golf course, driving range and pitch and putt course all on site.

    Spend some time but too much time on the driving range, likewise on the practice putting green which I presume they have.

    Then play pitch and putt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 57 ✭✭darirl


    darirl wrote: »
    If your close to Kinsely Id head out to their driving range first, its a decent spot. Its got a cafe as well so you could hit a few balls yourself while they have a natter over your coaching :)

    I forgot to add in their site:

    http://www.kinsealy-grange.com/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,259 ✭✭✭Rowley Birkin QC


    The four-ball that I played in cut its teeth at Carrigleade in Carlow. Really top notch par-3 course with some challenging holes. About €10 for a green fee too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,207 ✭✭✭durkadurka


    Don't do it dude! It'll be YOUR fault that they're incompetent


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 848 ✭✭✭Kace


    It's OK - I'm sure that after you've had them at the range once or twice they will probably all give up anyway - golf isn't as easy as it looks. Shouldn't be a problem.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,848 ✭✭✭soundsham


    connundrum wrote: »
    Hi,

    I've been charged with bringing my o/h, her mother and sister to learn how to hit a ball in a general direction.



    Would I be better off bringing em to a driving range and letting them loose?



    Cheers

    sorry all i can think of is an old fashioned duel
    10 paces
    turn
    & fire.............:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 107 ✭✭carplates


    dungrange in dunboyne, you get all sorts up there


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,844 ✭✭✭Jimdagym


    Balheary par 3 in swords had an ad in the freebie last week. 9 euro a round at weekend. Might suit you.


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