Strange Things That MEN Make You Do!!!!

NoDice

Seeing as the lads are ranting about us ladies I think it's time for this thread!! And no not sexually related things. :rolleyes:;)

My OH doesn't generally make me do things as we're both super laid back and I think we work well together. For example, he hates laundry, I don't mind it. I hate dishes, he doesn't mind that.

But if I start saying something but forget where I was going with the point (happens alot, terrible memory) he nearly forces me to try and remember, even if it's about something stupid!

Also he makes me pinky promise things all the time cause he knows I won't break that!

Oh and he never lets me make my own tea cause I always put in too much sugar. It's a positive but I needed to make my rant longer.

You girls??

Jaxxy

I was just thinking about starting a thread like this myself, but then I realised that none of my exes ever made me do anything.

Except for one time when we had to drive around for ages looking for a place instead of just asking for directions.

starbelgrade

Strange Things That MEN Make You Do!!!!

Start retaliation threads.

NoDice

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

I was just thinking about starting a thread like this myself, but then I realised that none of my exes ever made me do anything.

Except for one time when we had to drive around for ages looking for a place instead of just asking for directions.

Ha ha ha yeah it took me ages to come up with something actually and even they are silly.

Thread fail imo. :rolleyes: But would be interesting if any girls had/have fellas who can be as narky as some women.

I for one don't make my OH do anything really either, we both work around each other and simply work well as a team. lol sappy. :rolleyes::o

Maybe I'll make stuff up.... :cool:

NoDice

RETALIATION FTW!!! :P

chin_grin

NoDice wrote: »

Seeing as the lads are ranting about us ladies I think it's time for this thread!! And no not sexually related things. :rolleyes:;)

My OH doesn't generally make me do things as we're both super laid back and I think we work well together. For example, he hates laundry, I don't mind it. I hate dishes, he doesn't mind that.

But if I start saying something but forget where I was going with the point (happens alot, terrible memory) he nearly forces me to try and remember, even if it's about something stupid!

Also he makes me pinky promise things all the time cause he knows I won't break that!

Oh and he never lets me make my own tea cause I always put in too much sugar. It's a positive but I needed to make my rant longer.

You girls??

Is he of the gay?

landsleaving

Serious thread fail there girls.

Men are amazing.

Now go back and read our moaning thread and realise how much nicer you should be to us

Hank Scorpio

Let me out of the kitchen once a month,

I wouldnt mind but its a scary world out there.

Jaxxy

landsleaving wrote: »

Serious thread fail there girls.

Men are amazing.

Now go back and read our moaning thread and realise how much nicer you should be to us

I'm starting to develop a whole new appreciation. Maybe I should give my husband(s) some time off every now and then.

starbelgrade

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

I'm starting to develop a whole new appreciation. Maybe I should give my husband(s) some time off every now and then.

And more BJs. He deserves them. We all do.

pollypocket10

landsleaving wrote: »

Serious thread fail there girls.

Men are amazing.

Now go back and read our moaning thread and realise how much nicer you should be to us

Nope, women are just more influential...

If you think you are making a woman do something, she probably actually wants to do it but has manipulated the situation so that you think she is doing you a favour!

OutlawPete

pollypocket10 wrote: »

..she probably actually wants to do it but has manipulated the situation so that you think she is doing you a favour!

Women in manipulation accusation shocker.

landsleaving

pollypocket10 wrote: »

Nope, women are just more influential...

If you think you are making a woman do something, she probably actually wants to do it but has manipulated the situation so that you think she is doing you a favour!

Nah, that's not true. Some women are nice

Kasabian

Things That Strange MEN Make You Do.

I have to get it off my chest..

Dammo

"Pinky promise", eh? Hmmmm............

Now you're going to tell me that has something to do with his little finger I suppose?

mig mag

Strange things men make you do.....

Wear uncomfortable underwear just coz it's sexy.

Change the bed-sheats every week just coz he's greasy!

Wash the bath down wen he's finished just coz he's hairy.

Sick to death of that f**king toilet seat and the not flushing!!!

Wibbs

Listening to women mates talking and it seems men can have more selective memories. You will oft hear a woman complain "but I told you that yesterday" and he looks like he has absolutely no clue what's what. Anniversaries can be a blind spot for many men too. They dont notice certain things. So the GF can get her hair done and nada. I knew one woman who went from brown to blonde and the BF noticed nada. Our ability to remember(or care about) that bitch/bastard of a mate/co worker that caused you stress a month ago is also generally lacking. Actually that can be a sensible adaptation. A bitch a week ago could be the new best friend today, so as a man its best to ignore it, plead ignorance and never ever agree with the label at the time.

landsleaving

Men.


We're so nice, we save threads where you complain about us.

:pac::pac::pac:

NoDice

Ha ha ha just realised how gay the pinky promising sounds alright I think its cute!! Oh boy.. :rolleyes::o

Not all women are that demanding though! I haven't asked himself to do anything at all.

Then again, he actually puts the toilet seat down after him.

And he cleans the sink after shaving.

And he does the dishes.

And he picks up MY clothes from the floor!

Bonito

IBTA

In Before The Anal.

starbelgrade

mig mag wrote: »

Strange things men make you do.....

Wear uncomfortable underwear just coz it's sexy.

Women wear uncomfortable underwear because it makes them feel sexy. The same way that they wear shoes that severe their arteries. A man couldn't care less if you wore a black sack to bed... it's what's under it that we're interested in.

That's not to say that we don't appreciate a bit of nice pakaging though.

Degag

Anal?

ibarelycare

Deep throat.

Jaxxy

NoDice wrote: »

Seeing as the lads are ranting about us ladies I think it's time for this thread!! And no not sexually related things. :rolleyes:;)

My OH doesn't generally make me do things as we're both super laid back and I think we work well together. For example, he hates laundry, I don't mind it. I hate dishes, he doesn't mind that.

But if I start saying something but forget where I was going with the point (happens alot, terrible memory) he nearly forces me to try and remember, even if it's about something stupid!

Also he makes me pinky promise things all the time cause he knows I won't break that!

Oh and he never lets me make my own tea cause I always put in too much sugar. It's a positive but I needed to make my rant longer.

You girls??

:rolleyes:

Opening this can of worms; talking during sex. Yes, yes it feels good, stop asking me.

AnonoBoy

Anilingus
















Seriously - was in some show, recently - everyone wants me to perform it on them the past few weeks!

starbelgrade

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Opening this can of worms; talking during sex. Yes, yes it feels good, stop asking me.

Talking during sex? Sure that's the only time we get to stop youse yappin!

AnonoBoy

mig mag wrote: »

Change the bed-sheats every week just coz he's greasy!

So if you're single you don't change your bedsheets every week? :eek:

Ugh!

Jaxxy

starbelgrade wrote: »

Talking during sex? Sure that's the only time we get to stop youse yappin!

Ah yeah but surely when you ask questions like "I'm the best you've ever had, tell me I'm the best" you're expecting some sort of response?

pickarooney

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Anilingus

You do know 'kiss my arse' is not to be taken literally?

Funkfield

starbelgrade wrote: »

And more BJs. He deserves them. We all do.

We all deserve more of these.....

Bonito

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

Ah yeah but surely when you ask questions like "I'm the best you've ever had, tell me I'm the best" you're expecting some sort of response?

Pffft amateurs. :cool: You should be getting told that without asking. :pac:

Novella

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Opening this can of worms; talking during sex. Yes, yes it feels good, stop asking me.

Okay, talking during sex can be really fun! I once had a boyfriend though and he'd constantly say, "Are ya nearly there yet?". Most off-putting thing ever! Made me think of a child in a car, "We nearly there yet, mammy?"!

ejmaztec

nuxxx wrote: »

Let me out of the kitchen once a month,

That's his survival instinct kicking in. When women get to that "once a month" time, it's best to keep them away from sharp knives. You're being protected from a murder rap.

conorhal

pollypocket10 wrote: »

Nope, women are just more influential...

If you think you are making a woman do something, she probably actually wants to do it but has manipulated the situation so that you think she is doing you a favour!

Women are influential because women can use sex to get what they want, and occasionally they go 'North Korean Dictator'style crazy with the immense power that they wield, men however can't use sex to get what they want because, well, men just want sex….. We lack a decent bargaining chip I guess

Oh and BTW, trust me on this, just leave the bloody seat up ...or suffer the (poorly aimed) consequences!

funk-you

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

I was just thinking about starting a thread like this myself, but then I realised that none of my exes ever made me do anything.

/Thread.

mig mag wrote: »

Strange things men make you do.....

Wear uncomfortable underwear just coz it's sexy.

I've found women do that for themselves. Tbh, it's nice and all but it's really just you putting another barrier over the bits I'm looking to get at.

mig mag wrote: »

Change the bed-sheats every week just coz he's greasy!

Jesus, bedsheets should be changed at least once a week anyway.

mig mag wrote: »

Wash the bath down wen he's finished just coz he's hairy.

To be fair, he's not making you do it. The amount of times i've had to unblock a hairy plughole because of a girl is unreal.

mig mag wrote: »

Sick to death of that f**king toilet seat and the not flushing!!!

We like it up, you like it down. In all fairness girls are the only ones that harp on about it. Most of you have arms. Whats the problem?

I'll give you the flushing thing if he's leaving brown trouts or doesn't flush most of the time but if it's once in a while, cut the guy some slack. He's probably occupied with more worldly affairs.

-Funk

monkeyfudge

I can't tie my shoelaces, so I make the girl I live with do it for me.

starbelgrade

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

Ah yeah but surely when you ask questions like "I'm the best you've ever had, tell me I'm the best" you're expecting some sort of response?

You must be shagging some seriously insecure men. I never ask, I know I'm the best.

Jaxxy

Novella wrote: »

Okay, talking during sex can be really fun! I once had a boyfriend though and he'd constantly say, "Are ya nearly there yet?". Most off-putting thing ever! Made me think of a child in a car, "We nearly there yet, mammy?"!

Haha exactly! Dirty talk and a little roleplaying is fun I definitely agree, but the "Are ya nearly there yet?" is very off-putting. Same as "Is that good for you?"

Are ya nearly there yet? No, not anymore.

Is that good for you? Might be if you'd just stay quiet.

fairycakes

An ex once said to stop wearing perfume as he didn't like the taste of it I didnt like him licking my neck either :rolleyes:

NoDice

fairycakes wrote: »

An ex once said to stop wearing perfume as he didn't like the taste of it I didnt like him licking my neck either :rolleyes:

Wow I was asked do that but with moisturiser on my skin. The ex said it smelled lovely but tasted like poison!

Thinking about it after reading another thread I was asked not to talk about guys hitting on me. I didn't really understand that one till he explained it cause I think the stories are either funny or I'm in a bad mood after being hit on and want to give out about it.

Agricola

Strangest has to be BDSM

starbelgrade

fairycakes wrote: »

An ex once said to stop wearing perfume as he didn't like the taste of it I didnt like him licking my neck either :rolleyes:

What? Was he a puppy or a man?!! You girls seem to date some really odd dudes. Seriously.

mig mag

AnonoBoy wrote: »

So if you're single you don't change your bedsheets every week? :eek:

Ugh!

Cheeky!
Wouldn't have to do it so often tho!
How come its only the pillows on his side of the bed that have gone a 'lovely' shade of yellow

Bonito

starbelgrade wrote: »

What? Was he a puppy or a man?!! You girls seem to date some really odd dudes. Seriously.

Stop making me thank you! Have you got a newsletter I can subscribe to?

mig mag wrote: »

Cheeky!
Wouldn't have to do it so often tho!
How come its only the pillows on his side of the bed that have gone a 'lovely' shade of yellow

This. Make him shower more often. Problem = solved.

NoDice

starbelgrade wrote: »

What? Was he a puppy or a man?!! You girls seem to date some really odd dudes. Seriously.

Well ye guys are dating some high-maintenance women and sticking up with it. Back of the hand I say!

Also this is the first relationship I've been in where a threesome finally WASN'T demanded! :rolleyes:

star.chaser

whats strange about cooking, cleaning, chauffeuring and sexual antics?

mig mag

starbelgrade wrote: »

Women wear uncomfortable underwear because it makes them feel sexy. The same way that they wear shoes that severe their arteries. A man couldn't care less if you wore a black sack to bed... it's what's under it that we're interested in.

That's not to say that we don't appreciate a bit of nice pakaging though.

Ok so it's our own choice.
Maybe my arguement shud have been 'why don't men dress up sexy in the bedroom'?
Actually that's not such a good idea either

NoDice

Bonito wrote: »

Stop making me thank you! Have you got a newsletter I can subscribe to?

This. Make him shower more often. Problem = solved.

Strange things women make you do!!!

Mig mag's boyfriend: She makes me shower more often...

Awh

Bonito

mig mag wrote: »

Ok so it's our own choice.
Maybe my arguement shud have been 'why don't men dress up sexy in the bedroom'?
Actually that's not such a good idea either

You mean, your BF has never got a fireman outfit and given you a strip tease? Jaysus! Poor deprived wimmin on here. :pac:

starbelgrade

mig mag wrote: »

Ok so it's our own choice.
Maybe my arguement shud have been 'why don't men dress up sexy in the bedroom'?
Actually that's not such a good idea either

"Hang on luv, just slipping into something more comfortable...I'll be up in a minute"...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KxT3bZCpsqw/Sha4TEyE-lI/AAAAAAAAHA0/AdasRGrCZT8/s400/thong%20man.jpg

Novella

NoDice wrote: »

Well ye guys are dating some high-maintenance women and sticking up with it. Back of the hand I say!

Also this is the first relationship I've been in where a threesome finally WASN'T demanded! :rolleyes:

Demanded threesomes or just said, "Mmm yeah, I'd love to have a threesome"? 'Cause if everyone you have ever dated has demanded threesomes, that is pretty strange!