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The best name for a horse?

  • 27-04-2010 4:29am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,838 ✭✭✭


    Lingfield 2.00


    Cereal Killer

    I wish I was responsible for that


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    quite like admiralofthefleet myself:P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,122 ✭✭✭TalkieWalkie


    Longface


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭BigDuffman


    Biggus Dickus
    Capal Cock

    Shadowfax is my fave tho...it appeals to the geek in me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭nice1franko


    There was a horse running at the weekend (Navan maybe) called 'Slapper'.

    Maybe not the *best* name but I'm sure it'd raise a few interesting shouts if it was ever in the mix at the finish.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    There was a horse running at the weekend (Navan maybe) called 'Slapper'.

    Maybe not the *best* name but I'm sure it'd raise a few interesting shouts if it was ever in the mix at the finish.

    quite a good horse too, did well in italy and won a couple of weeks ago


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭nice1franko


    Right you are... http://www.racingpost.com/horses/horse_home.sd?horse_id=604127.

    Although, the last win before that was 01 Nov 06 :/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 314 ✭✭Denners


    quite a good horse too, did well in italy and won a couple of weeks ago

    Ya a lovely horse, won in Limerick well actually 2 weeks ago


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,142 ✭✭✭Whyno


    Ted Walsh rode her mother in cork a few years ago


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,838 ✭✭✭Nulty


    Whyno wrote: »
    Ted Walsh rode her mother in cork a few years ago

    Tramp?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,142 ✭✭✭Whyno


    Nulty wrote: »
    Tramp?

    Alottalady i'd reckon :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    transvestite, runs on the AW


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Nulty wrote: »
    Lingfield 2.00


    Cereal Killer

    I wish I was responsible for that

    That made me laugh earlier today.

    I like Thundering Home I must say, mind you its puts some pressure on the poor old nag! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,450 ✭✭✭actuallylike


    Sad Ken or Hoof Hearted


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,669 ✭✭✭Colonel Sanders


    Before you ask, yes this is very juvenile & immature :D

    http://www.irishracing.com/v5horseinfo?prt=367774


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    one today called bondage


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27 phanton


    getyourtitsoutforthelads


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25 Pishogue


    The Aussies had a useless horse called "Drongo". Raced about 30 times, came last about 30 times - hence the great Aussie insult, to be labelled a "Drongo" !


  • Moderators Posts: 8,754 ✭✭✭x PyRo


    There's one that used to run in France a few years ago called "Big Tits". :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    Could you get away with calling a horse "Your mother"? It'd be hilarious listening to a commentator screaming about "You're mother being ridden hard down the far side"...


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    I always though Steve Capall was a good one.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    how about calling it DOBIN


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Einhard wrote: »
    Could you get away with calling a horse "Your mother"? It'd be hilarious listening to a commentator screaming about "You're mother being ridden hard down the far side"...

    there is one that runs here in ireland called dont tell the mother


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,335 ✭✭✭✭UrbanSea


    Dig Bick. I'd love to hear it being pronounced in the heat of the race


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭deewhy


    Dancing Dik ran in Aintree this year and I know David Johnson made some comment in running that was hilarious, just cant remember


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Before you ask, yes this is very juvenile & immature :D

    http://www.irishracing.com/v5horseinfo?prt=367774

    ran today


    another funny one would be 'on my face'

    it would be hilarious listening to women cheering it home....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 976 ✭✭✭supremenovice


    The award has to go to New Little Bric.
    Not a bad jumps horse for Paul Nicholls I might add


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