Former US President George W. Bush to release memoirs

MysNthR0p3

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8645115.stm

The memoir of former US President George W Bush will be a candid account of his "flaws and mistakes" as well as his achievements, his publishers said.

"One mistake I kept making over and over was to spell it 'nuclear', that's what I get for listening to those educated fellas, everyone knows its 'nukeulur' - like the bombs Dick and Rummy said we shoulda used to wipe out Al-Qaeda in Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, and California."

"Everyone critter-sized my actions about Katrina and New Orleans. Advisers and the press kept tellin' me I should get to Louisiana to see the damage Katrina had dun. Well we went down there and I never found this Katrina lady, but it sure looked liked a hurricane blew through that place and good. Those crazy Cajuns - sure cook some good fried chicken though."

"That Tony Blair fella was good folk, Pry Minster of Uk, Condie Rice told me. Never could find a country called Uk on the map though, sounds like one of dem Mid-Easturn places - funny name for a country - Uk, I guess its pronounced 'oook'. The thing that peed me off was everyone calling it U-K with me, like I didn't know how to spell Uk. They speak English pretty good there too for foreign types, I understood most of the words he used."

I wonder if it comes with free crayons or will people have to buy them separately?

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