Gay and bald? Could be the chicken

OutlawPete

The wonderful Evo Morales, Bolivian president, has said that eating chicken can cause homosexuality and baldness in men.

Gay and bald? Evo Morales thinks you ate too much chicken

Bolivian president causes homophobia storm by blaming 'deviant' men on hormone-reared fowl.

Male pattern baldness and the mysteries of human sexuality are no puzzles for the president of Bolivia, who has declared they are caused by eating chicken.

Evo Morales has claimed that both homosexuality and baldness can be caused by the humble chicken.

Speaking at an environmental conference on Tuesday, Morales said chicken producers injected fowl with female hormones and insisted that "when men eat those chickens they experience deviances in being men".

The Bolivian president since 2005 added that eating chicken could make men go bald.

Morales's theories do not appear to have been immediately accepted by the scientific community, to put it mildly, and have been criticised by Spain's National Federation of Lesbians, Gays, Transsexuals and Bisexuals, which sent a letter of protest to the Bolivian embassy in Madrid describing the president's remarks as homophobic.

The president of the Argentina Homosexual Community campaigning organisation, Cesar Cigliutti, said: "It's an absurdity to think that eating hormone-containing chicken can change the sexual orientation of a person.
"By following that reasoning, if we put male hormones in a chicken and we make a homosexual eat it he will transform into a heterosexual."

The dubious potential effects of hormone-infused chicken aside, Morales's warning may be out of date anyway as chicken producers in Europe, the US and many other countries abandoned the use of hormones in poultry several decades ago.

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I call fowl

RolandIRL

oh my god, better cut down on the chicken burgers, nuggets, and breasts altogether...

/in camp voice] i think i better go get hair therapy, my baldness is soooooooooo not good for me

:P :P :P

AckwelFoley

kfc welcomes the news as fact

One_Armed_Dwarf

I taught it was a love of c0cks that caused homosexuality

Stinicker

"Insert Chicken related pun here"

smythwicks

*rabble, rabble* Cock *rabble, rabble*

df1985

One_Armed_Dwarf wrote: »

I taught it was a love of c0cks that caused homosexuality

http://www.freerangefrance.com/images/cockerel1.jpg

MistyCheese

I love chicken! It'll be interesting to see if I become a homosexual male with no hair.

--LOS--

Robert Halford (Judas Priest) eats nothing BUT chicken..........

Donkey Oaty

I await FlutterinBantam's comments with interest.

alwaysadub

Chicken is about the only meat i eat.
I'm neither gay nor bald.

Not that i've noticed anyway..

Donkey Oaty

alwaysadub wrote: »

Chicken is about the only meat i eat.
I'm neither gay nor bald.

Not that i've noticed anyway..

Same here, ducky.

brummytom

I only eat chicken....

Bonito

smythwicks wrote: »

*rabble, rabble* Cock *rabble, rabble*

Gobble gobble turkey gobble gobble

Bonito

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

I await FlutterinBantam's comments with interest.

Aye. A modern day shakespeare.

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MistyCheese wrote: »

I love chicken! It'll be interesting to see if I become a homosexual male with no hair.

Silly goose

El Siglo

How do we explain this?

efb

I'm no fan of Chicken, but still a full head of hair!
mmmm pork!

Min

The female contraceptive pill is a known pollutant and causes fertility problems.

http://66.102.9.132/search?q=cache:3oPzzFaKNW4J:news.bbc.co.uk.news-channel.org/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_49000/49613.stm+oestrogen+pollution+bbc&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=ie&client=firefox-a

[FONT=arial, helvetica]Although it was already known that oestrogen in river water could feminise male fish, the researchers said they were surprised by the extent and severity of the effect. [/FONT]

The_Minister

He's an attention-seeking loser. Paying attention to him only eggs him on.

Columbia

Once a week I buy a cooked chicken and eat the whole damn thing in one sitting. What's going to happen to me?

--LOS--

Min wrote: »

The female contraceptive pill is a known pollutant and causes fertility problems.

http://66.102.9.132/search?q=cache:3oPzzFaKNW4J:news.bbc.co.uk.news-channel.org/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_49000/49613.stm+oestrogen+pollution+bbc&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=ie&client=firefox-a

I only got this from it;

oestrogen pollution bbc

pollution

oestrogen

oestrogen

oestrogen

oestrogen

oestrogen

bbc bbc

..........................damn highlighter

DublinWriter

Hmmmm get madam! There's nothing wrong with eating a fine young chicken...

Bonito

--LOS-- wrote: »

I only got this from it;

oestrogen pollution bbc

pollution

oestrogen

oestrogen

oestrogen

oestrogen

oestrogen

bbc bbc

..........................damn highlighter

Translation: Gay & Transgender fish exist. :pac:

Silverfish

Maybe they got confused and meant homosexual couples can't produce an heir.





/groan

El Siglo

Bonito wrote: »

Translation: Gay & Transgender fish exist. :pac:

Kanye West?

landsleaving

Bonito wrote: »

Translation: Gay & Transgender fish exist. :pac:

El Siglo

The_Minister wrote: »

He's an attention-seeking loser. Paying attention to him only eggs him on.

Is it because he's one of these?;)

Bottle_of_Smoke

So do they definitely use female hormones?

I mean he might be on to something wit the baldness. Its a longshot but I've read steroids can cause baldness, which are essentially a hormonal treatmeny.

Don't think it would cause the ghey though. Read about a study where they gave some gay men something along the lines of male hormones/testosterone but all it did was make them more promiscuous, not start liking women

Zillah

We should perform further experiments to determine eating which animals causes what changes in the human body. Once its determined what meat causes chuggers and politicians to do what they do we can peform a purge and save society.

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Columbia wrote: »

Once a week I buy a cooked chicken and eat the whole damn thing in one sitting. What's going to happen to me?

You're gonna turn into a member of Right Said Fred. You know the one I mean.

CrazyRabbit

This idiot has it all wrong.

It's eating bananas that causes it. I mean come on, just look at the shape!

pickarooney

Bolivian women would be enough to turn most men.