What Dance moves have you hidden in your locker

arsenallegend

to bust out on a night out after a few jars on the dancefloor
We all have those drunken moments or rather blame it on the drink;)
And have you ever been filmed by family or friends at a wedding or 21st etc making a complete tit out of yourself that they take out at family gatherings.

So have you a favourite dance move or have your drunk dancing been cemented in history by film?

phasers

I don't dance.

Stephentlig

I have the eighties white man dance :pac:

Rabies

I hate people that shuffle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JReZ49Rd7U

I don't/can't dance too

arsenallegend

do you remeber that prodigy video no good start the dance

the dance the big lanky guy does in that thats my Party piece
and my god its got worse every year:D

Dravokivich

i do this thing with my shoulders and hips that never fails to amaze people...

...pretty good at that upper chest in/out yoke as well appearently.

RayM

My main dance move involves putting up one hell of a fight when people try to drag me onto a dance floor. Obviously, you can only struggle so much without creating a scene or looking like you're on the verge of losing your temper. On those rare and horrible occasions when someone successfully gets me onto the floor, my trademark dance involves a great deal of social awkwardness and a Peep Show-esque internal monologue, along the lines of: "Why the hell are you moving your feet like that? Put your arms down, you look like a cúnt... Be careful, you'll bump into somebody." It's seriously attractive.

Jaxxy

arsenallegend wrote: »

do you remeber that prodigy video no good start the dance

the dance the big lanky guy does in that thats my Party piece
and my god its got worse every year:D

I do that too... Except now I have to hold my chest to stop me from getting black eyes.

Also do the "Bootylicious" dance when I'm very, very drunk.

alwaysadub

I cannot dance in any way, shape or form.

When i am dragged kicking and screaming to the dance floor,i will admit that i just shuffle from side to side. It's the best i can do

Captain Slow IRL

I thought him everything he knows:cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjzEV7tqGTM

MitchKoobski

I have the Vinncet Fagan/Mr Blonde shuffle.
Can regularly be seen after 5 drinks whenever any song from the 70's or 80's is played. Especially from Quentin Tarantino films.
After 8 drinks I start singing "It was a tennage wedding, and the old folks wished them wel....."

kumate_champ07

RayM wrote: »

"Why the hell are you moving your feet like that? .

just blame it on the boogey

MitchKoobski

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

just blame it on the boogey

as long as the boogie doesn't involve sunshine, moonlight or good times.
my baby likes dancing, she does NOT want to be interrupted

1071823928

i call it the happy feet dance.... the people love it!!

jd007

I only dance when I'm drunk. Even though I wouldn't really call it dancing tbh..:p

El Weirdo

The Lawnmower.

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InkSlinger67

El Weirdo wrote: »

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Can't leave out The Rohypnol Shuffle!

Last time I accept a free drink from a stranger, I promise!

Michaelrsh

There's this dance where you do a lot of arm work - "Bosca mór, bosca beag, bosca mór, bosca beag, c'mawn goys dawnce."

Bolag_the_2nd

im under contract NEVER ever to dance in the company of my daughters, i am the worlds worst mover, what was cool 25 years ago looks like im havin a fit now, so i decline from all dance floors, greenpeace would try to rescue me, my dancing days are very much over thank funk.

InkSlinger67

Bolag_the_2nd wrote: »

....thank funk

No worries!

-Funk

opinion guy

Stephentlig wrote: »

I have the eighties white man dance :pac:

Too funny

Rabies wrote: »

I hate people that shuffle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JReZ49Rd7U

I don't/can't dance too

So thats what its called - the shuffle ??? Holy 90's flashbacks Batman! Charley says... and all that.
Couldn't do it to save my life

Pete M.

Have to incorporate a free stylie robotic move every time, like around 7:17 in this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8hh5Vatk3o

lil'bug

i dance like Bob Fossil

Where were you last night???!!!

opinion guy

Seems like a good place for this old chestnut:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg

Yes thats exactly how I dance.....hahaha...not...:(

Ninja edit: 141 millions views plus change.....F**k me!

arsenallegend

Captain Slow IRL wrote: »

I thought him everything he knows:cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjzEV7tqGTM

who the hell is that?:eek:

El Weirdo

arsenallegend wrote: »

who the hell is that?:eek:

Where the fuck have you been?

arsenallegend

El Weirdo wrote: »

Where the fuck have you been?

clearly somewhere where he hasn't been

martyboy48

arsenallegend wrote: »

clearly somewhere where he hasn't been

You've been to another planet???

arsenallegend

martyboy48 wrote: »

You've been to another planet???

yep clearly if i don't know this twat


is he some new freak that the irish nation loves or something?

El Weirdo

Rabies wrote: »

I hate people that shuffle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JReZ49Rd7U

Although I think the tribute to the fire fighters that died on November 9th is a nice touch, I just can't see this catching on. I mean, you need at least twice as much dancing space as normal and that means half as many people in the club... Promoters aren't gonna be pushing this one I'm afraid...

martyboy48

arsenallegend wrote: »

yep clearly if i don't know this twat


is he some new freak that the irish nation loves or something?

He is a freak from a family of freaks who go by the name crystal swing..
The Irish nation do not love them. nobody loves them. I feel sick now even thinking about them... The embarrassment continues...

AssaultedPeanut

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055882001

*shudder*

GrahamThomas

The robot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UGM-aBohcM

khmk

you haven't lived until you've done "the centipede " at a funeral tbh.

IvySlayer

I don't dance while sober.

/closes curtains and dances like no-ones watching

cizolin

arsenallegend wrote: »

do you remeber that prodigy video no good start the dance

the dance the big lanky guy does in that thats my Party piece
and my god its got worse every year:D

Haha, I had that dance by leroy down to a t aswell, can still do it but i the feet are not as fast as they once were

cizolin

Rabies wrote: »

I hate people that shuffle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JReZ49Rd7U

I don't/can't dance too

Shuffling is class although I wouldn't be caught dead in some of the gear they wear

Super-Rush

I can do the robot.

khmk

IvySlayer wrote: »

I don't dance while sober.

/closes curtains and dances like no-ones watching

Ah, the ol' "No One's Looking Dance"

Or as its known in Latin - "The Carlton from Fresh Prince Of Belair Move"


Don't be ashamed my friend we've all done it.

cizolin

I do some drunken wave/pop 'n' lock esque moves, the ol'dolls from work seem to dig it so must be doing something right even if I usually can't remember doing it

opinion guy

GrahamThomas wrote: »

The robot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UGM-aBohcM

I seriously doubt its from the 80's, but my god its funny.

cizolin

khmk wrote: »

Ah, the ol' "No One's Looking Dance"

Or as its known in Latin - "The Carlton from Fresh Prince Of Belair Move"


Don't be ashamed my friend we've all done it.

something along these lines
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd4C8_FMdjA

khmk

cizolin wrote: »

something along these lines
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd4C8_FMdjA

Snakehips Nani.

ScumLord

Captain Slow IRL wrote: »

I thought him everything he knows:cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjzEV7tqGTM

Why? Why would you do that?

khmk

ScumLord wrote: »

Why? Why would you do that?

I blame the drugs.


its gotta be the drugs.


Whats the alternative?..

entropi

I dont have any special moves really, usually its a mix of a few different styles...

but I can occasionally throw out this if feeling in a funny mood:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3On-eqaEaYY

bonerm

arsenallegend wrote: »

What Dance moves have you hidden in your locker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvCa_ze-omU

MaybeLogic

I can throw all sorts of woderful shapes with my arms and hands and have great upper body movement, but my feet don't move an inch.
I'm like the anti-Michael Flately.

G_R

ScumLord wrote: »

Why? Why would you do that?

Its down to incest. I'm sure of it. It has to be

MaybeLogic

Don't despair After Hours.
I just came across these great online Disco Dancing tutorials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJj6d5QSYaE

slavetothegrind

headbanging and slamming are about it from me.

You may get away with headbanging and looking a right twat ( no longer have long hair-only reason obviously!) but when you start slamming to summer of 69 at a wedding they dont want to be picked back up or play anymore:(

....come to think of it my cousin hasnay sent me an invite yet....