There are two polish people in my house

Elessar

I'm stuck in my house with two polish guys painting the doors and skirting boards and they are both talking loudly in polish. I haven't a clue what they are saying. Just gave them both a coffee and now the seem to be talking even louder. One of them is almost shouting.

Does anyone know any nasty polish words I should look out for?

Dr. Baltar

Elessar wrote: »

I'm stuck in my house with two polish guys painting the doors and skirting boards and they are both talking loudly in polish. I haven't a clue what they are saying. Just gave them both a coffee and now the seem to be talking even louder. One of them is almost shouting.

Does anyone know any nasty polish words I should look out for?

cunt

yerayeah

Cuurva or something like that is fcuk I think.

Why you want to know what they're saying though, think they're conspiring against you?!

Elessar

yerayeah wrote: »

Cuurva or something like that is fcuk I think.

Why you want to know what they're saying though, think they're conspiring against you?!

Yes, yes I do.

What's polish for "that asshole upstairs gave us the worst f*cking coffee"

BigDuffman

yerayeah wrote: »

Cuurva or something like that is fcuk I think.

Why you want to know what they're saying though, think they're conspiring against you?!

That means whore AFAIK

OP did you just wake up and find them fixing things like good spirited little elfs or did you employ said polaks to do handy type things with their Polish Handys?

landsleaving

If you don't want them there, why did you hire them?

I hate any work being done in my house, I always end up trapped in one room, periodically emerging to offer tea and biscuits, hoping they finish whatever they're doing soon so I can go to the toilet.

Elessar

I didn't hire them, the 'rents did!

They're getting louder, I think they're slowing moving upstairs.

Andy-Pandy

Do you have any Swans???

landsleaving

Ah, same problem I have so. Stupid recession forcing me to move back home.

Just hide, at least you have your computer. Night will come soon.

Standard Toaster

What's the Irish for:
"I told ye, three coats of undercoat ye fuppin Polish blastered" :pac:

Elessar

Andy-Pandy wrote: »

Do you have any Swans???

I think I've one in the shed.

PCPhoto

"chest" ... means "hello"

WARNING: an irish girl will look strangely at ya if ya say hello in polish to her

WindSock

Some fried chicken might pacify them.

problemchimp

go out for a walk or to the cinema.

GirlOfGlass

Elessar wrote: »

What's polish for "that asshole upstairs gave us the worst f*cking coffee"

Ten dupek na gorze dal mi najgorsza kawe.

eightyfish

Elessar wrote: »

Does anyone know any nasty polish words

Russia.

--Kaiser--

PCPhoto wrote: »

"chest" ... means "hello"

WARNING: an irish girl will look strangely at ya if ya say hello in polish to her

It's more like 'Cheshch' actually

'Curva' is a swearword, but it's practically punctuation (same as Irish people and the F word)

Max Power1

Elessar wrote: »

I'm stuck in my house with two polish guys painting the doors and skirting boards and they are both talking loudly in polish. I haven't a clue what they are saying. Just gave them both a coffee and now the seem to be talking even louder. One of them is almost shouting.

Does anyone know any nasty polish words I should look out for?

Mr Sheen is a good one, maybe a bit clean for some people though

falan

Say to them Spier-da-lie...Means "get the **** out"

Say to one of them "manska chiefka" (Manwhore)..

Seriously dont get paranoid...

AssaultedPeanut

Max Power1 wrote: »

Mr Sheen is a good one, maybe a bit clean for some people though

We need more lemon pledge

chin_grin

Ah foreign languages, it's always the curse words that're learned first.

I'm going to spell these phonetically even though I've forgotten what they mean!

"Chesht" and "speared alloy". Now can someone tell me what they mean!? :pac:

falan

Check my post above...Speared alloy=Spier da lie ??

biko

Schteere piiva = 4 beers

ThOnda

For the first, they don't shout, they just normally talk.They are incapable of conversation on normal volume level.
For the second, words like fcuk and cnut are being used instead of adjectives, verbs and subjectives, both words "yes" and "no" and that all without any relevance towards you. Just replace them in your head with words "wellll, uhm...., eeeeeee...,..".
For the third - it is not their fault, they have been influenced by their environment where they grew up.

And the most important is that their work is more likely to be fine.

yogy

Elessar wrote: »

I'm stuck in my house with two polish guys painting the doors and skirting boards and they are both talking loudly in polish. I haven't a clue what they are saying. Just gave them both a coffee and now the seem to be talking even louder. One of them is almost shouting.

Does anyone know any nasty polish words I should look out for?

They are talking in Polish because they are Polish. How could you possibly know what they are saying and why would you care? Mind your own business and let them do their job. If you react like this, maybe they will have picked up on your personality and so it's better that you don't know when they are actually calling you a cunt!

landsleaving

falan wrote: »

Say to them Spier-da-lie...Means "get the **** out"

Pics or spier da lie.

chin_grin

falan wrote: »

Check my post above...Speared alloy=Spier da lie ??

Yeah just noticed after I submitted my post! Thanks for that.

Max Power1

dementedsoul wrote: »

We need more lemon pledge

No, no, no.
Mr Superman ees no here.

falan

Nastrovia=cheers

Chesht=hello

AssaultedPeanut

Max Power1 wrote: »

No, no, no.
Mr Superman ees no here.

No...Nnoooo

JONJO THE MISER

For God sake i hope you dont have any pet swans around or swan oraments. if you do get them out quick.

Mr. Presentable

I know these guys. They're just discussing which of them gets to fcuk you first.

falan

Zoot me loada:D

yogy

Czy ktoś myśli ta dziewczyna jest głupia suko?

Dublin_Gunner

To jest? (ph: toe-yesht) How are you / whats up?

Nie mowie po polsku (ph nya moav-ye polsku) I don't speak Polish (I think lol)

Jenke - (ph: dyen-kee) Thanks

Dzien Dobry - (ph: jen dobry) Good morning

Prosze - (ph: pro-sh) You're welcome / Please

na zdrowie! - (ph: na strov-ia) Cheers!

And just for you, I looked this one up

Jestem niepelnoletnie - i'm underage

I found this site:
http://www.polish-translator.net/polish_phrases.html

Lots of useful phrases!

I got through a good few trips in Poland learning off some phrases (helped that I was going out with a Polish girl at the time though!)

Funkfield

W przed zamkiem

W przed lock

Dublin_Gunner

Funkfield wrote: »

W przed lock

Thats what I say getting in drunk, key in hand...

ejmaztec

What's Polish for "I bet the guy who gave us the coffee has an arsehole like a wizard's sleeve"?

problemchimp

listen to see if they say "mowny gtosno, aby zdenerwowac na dole fukcer". It means "lets speak loudly to annoy that fukcer downstairs"

m@cc@

Elessar wrote: »

I'm stuck in my house with two polish guys painting the doors and skirting boards and they are both talking loudly in polish. I haven't a clue what they are saying. Just gave them both a coffee and now the seem to be talking even louder. One of them is almost shouting.

Does anyone know any nasty polish words I should look out for?

'Czuję się zajebiście' - it means 'get back to work lazy infidels'.

andala

Address either of them saying:

"tea who you yeah bunny"

emphasising the underlined words - you can be sure they'll understand you're not happy to have them around :rolleyes:

ScumLord

Nevermind words, get the leather whip out and use the international language of physical abuse. "keep working slave!" is understandable in any language thanks to the tireless work of the British empire.

FlutterinBantam

Dzrop a rzich aznd szmellzy szchite in zthe jzjakx.

That'll shift 'em.

syklops

andala wrote: »

Address either of them saying:

"tea who you yeah bunny"

emphasising the underlined words - you can be sure they'll understand you're not happy to have them around :rolleyes:

Bet me to it :mad:

baltimore sun

yogy wrote: »

They are talking in Polish because they are Polish. How could you possibly know what they are saying and why would you care? Mind your own business and let them do their job. If you react like this, maybe they will have picked up on your personality and so it's better that you don't know when they are actually calling you a cunt!

I agree, stop being so weird about it, do you think you are so important that all they're gonna talk about is you? hardly, they're prob talking about football or women or polish politics (that big mess that it is at the minute)

AnonoBoy

Jaysus - are they still there?

storm2811

Max Power1 wrote: »

No, no, no.
Mr Superman ees no here.

House keeping
Go away!
i come in anyway?
i come in anyway..

:pac:

DonJose

Elessar wrote: »

Just gave them both a coffee and now the seem to be talking even louder.

Itakit upda howl - Would you like more sugar.

veloc123

Don't say to them Schindlers List was a fantastic comedy...because there are way better comedies out there than that...and they may not like that...

cournioni

The worst polish words I can think of is, dusty, smeared, cobwebs. Good words I can think of is shine, clean etc.

There isn't much to it really.

cournioni

falan wrote: »

Chesht=hello

Sounds like a Mayo accent for chest.