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How often do you masterbate?

  • 17-04-2010 3:03pm
    #1
    Fanny Wank
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭


    Severely hungover and have had 2 today although that's not usually the case

    On average probably once a day

    How often do you ****? 303 votes

    Male - once a day
    0% 0 votes
    Male - more than once
    34% 105 votes
    Male - less than once
    25% 77 votes
    Female - once a day
    28% 87 votes
    Female - more than once
    3% 12 votes
    Female - less than once
    7% 22 votes


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  • #2
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    [QUOTE=Fanny ****;65449649][/QUOTE]

    apt


  • #3
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I've got to hand it to you for cuming up with such a good thread.


  • #4
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    You've bean masturbating?


  • #5
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Now


  • #6
    Fanny Wank
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I've got to hand it to you for cuming up with such a good thread.
    Fanny **** wrote: »
    Severely hungover

    Hangover horn is a terrible, terrible thing


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  • #7
    Fanny Wank
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    You've bean masturbating?

    earlier, not now

    I can't double task :D


  • #8
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,460 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Get a girlfriend.....

    you wont need hurt that hand anymore


  • #9
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Fanny **** wrote: »
    earlier, not now

    I can't double task :D

    Thought women could multitask, or is the 'fanny' in your name not too aptly chosen?


  • #10
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,460 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    Now

    does boards.ie turn you on that much?


  • #11
    Fanny Wank
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Thought women could multitask, or is the 'fanny' in your name not too aptly chosen?

    I'm a bloke!


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  • #12
    Fanny Wank
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    who's the female that said "more than once a day"


  • #13
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I'm off for a handjob


  • #14
    Fanny Wank
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    orourkeda wrote: »
    I'm off for a handjob

    you're on the internet, there's world of free porn at your disposal


  • #15
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Fanny **** wrote: »
    Severely hungover and have had 2 today although that's not usually the case

    On average probably once a day

    That's all? Jeez...


  • #16
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Fanny **** wrote: »
    I'm a bloke!

    Thanks for making my earlier 'bean' pun redundant so :p


  • #17
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Fanny **** wrote: »
    Severely hungover and have had 2 today

    Get a grip.


  • #18
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Fanny **** wrote: »
    who's the female that said "more than once a day"

    Should have made the poll public.


  • #19
    mysons
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 131 ✭✭mysons


    A pompous self made grocer named Bates gets his son into an expensive private school. On day One the whole family is there to see the little bollox begin his first day at school. The grocer, his family in tow, saunters into the principal's office and introduces himself thus: "I am Sir Shortweight Bates. This is my wife, Lady Bates, my daughter Miss Bates and my son Master Bates." "Oh does he?" asks the bemused principal, "we will soon get him out of that terrible habit."


  • #20
    CianRyan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,721 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    mikom wrote: »
    Get a grip.

    If he's had two today with a hang over, he's gotta have a pretty good grip already.;)


  • #21
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Fanny **** wrote: »
    who's the female that said "more than once a day"
    brianthebard wrote: »
    Should have made the poll public.

    I'll never tell!


    Oh shit.


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  • #22
    Donkey Oaty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    mysons wrote: »
    A pompous self made grocer named Bates gets his son into an expensive private school. On day One the whole family is there to see the little bollox begin his first day at school. The grocer, his family in tow, saunters into the principal's office and introduces himself thus: "I am Sir Shortweight Bates. This is my wife, Lady Bates, my daughter Miss Bates and my son Master Bates." "Oh does he?" asks the bemused principal, "we will soon get him out of that terrible habit."

    Historical & literary footnote: Charles Dickens used this joke over 170 years ago.


  • #23
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Donkey Oaty wrote: »
    Historical & literary footnote: Charles Dickens used this joke over 170 years ago.

    That really is such a pleasant and civilised way of saying, "The 19th Century called - they want their joke back."


  • #24
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    mysons wrote: »
    A pompous self made grocer named Bates

    I see where this is going.


  • #25
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    About once a day... unless I'm off 'ill', then it's around 3 times.


  • #26
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Im to lazy for that milarky to be honest. Must be getting old or something.


  • #27
    cian81
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭cian81


    Fanny **** wrote: »
    Severely hungover and have had 2 today although that's not usually the case

    On average probably once a day

    Once a day usually. Unless I'm watching the accussed when it is a lot more.


  • #28
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I have a high sex drive and it changes my personality if I don't need to relax eh. >1
    Having a gf doesn't change the amount either really.


  • #29
    RHunce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭RHunce


    brianthebard wrote: »
    Should have made the poll pubic.

    FYP ;)


  • #30
    SpodoKamodo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 171 ✭✭SpodoKamodo


    brummytom wrote: »
    About once a day... unless I'm off 'ill', then it's around 3 times.

    Jaysus, sure you'd only be blowing out hot air!


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  • #31
    cafecolour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,328 ✭✭✭cafecolour


    It's very dependent on age, at least for guys. My frequency is not what is was when I was 18, nor could even be if I wanted it to be so.


  • #32
    bently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 60 ✭✭bently


    I have Never, Ever ,done that sorta thing!


  • #33
    wicklowwonder
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭wicklowwonder


    Should make it more interesting and ask about danger ****!! Have you ever been caught in the act? I was in school with a bloke who got caught by the caretaker in the room where he kept all the mops and brushes!! Hope he didnt use bleach as a bit of lube.....


  • #34
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,727 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    Who else clicked them all :pac:


  • #35
    Ickle Magoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    Who else clicked them all :pac:

    Are you both male and female?! :eek: :p


  • #36
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,727 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    Ickle Magoo wrote: »
    Are you both male and female?! :eek: :p

    ;)


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  • #37
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    seanybiker wrote: »
    Im to lazy for that milarky to be honest. Must be getting old or something.


    HRT.


  • #38
    Fear Uladh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Fear Uladh


    Judging by the poll Boards.ie is a total mastfest.


  • #39
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Chillaxe wrote: »
    Judging by the poll Boards.ie is a total mastfest.


    No just full of w*nkers :pac:



    I joke people


  • #40
    TheInquisitor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭TheInquisitor


    I mastrubate a minimum of 365 times a year.


  • #41
    force majeure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 387 ✭✭force majeure


    Looking at the poll the women here at boards dont want to get involved in this kinda thing.:rolleyes: The guys on the other hand!:)


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  • #42
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    People in here just need to get a grip ffs.


  • #43
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Does the OP mean oneself, are a n other, or either, or both?


  • #44
    Fanny Wank
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    cian81 wrote: »
    Once a day usually. Unless I'm watching the accussed when it is a lot more.

    Good shout


  • #45
    Darksaga87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,990 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    Ive masturbated so much today that a little flag with the word "bang" on it comes out.


  • #46
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Darksaga87 wrote: »
    Ive masturbated so much today that a little flag with the word "bang" on it comes out.

    Pull the other one:)


  • #47
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    until it bleeds


  • #48
    Totoro_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭Totoro_


    TheInquisitor wrote: »
    I mastrubate a minimum of 365 times a year.

    Putting it like that now

    do dod dod do *does sums*

    365 x 2 add a few for good luck x = OMG!!!!!!:eek: Im off to get help see ya laters


  • #49
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    Anyone ever try a Posh **** ?


  • #50
    seanbmc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,842 ✭✭✭seanbmc


    MJ23 wrote: »
    Anyone ever try a Posh **** ?

    :confused: Eh?


  • #51
    Digits
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 343 ✭✭Digits


    seanbmc wrote: »
    :confused: Eh?

    **** with a condom on...for when ya cant get the real thing.:pac:


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