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Selling your soul? go to Gamestation!!

  • 17-04-2010 2:31pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭


    Answer this question honestly – do you read the small print when you buy games on the internet?

    High Street retailing giant GameStation decided to put this to the test and inserted a new clause into their terms and conditions earlier this month that granted them legal rights to the immortal souls of thousands of their online customers. Here, in darkest legalese, is how they got away with such a heinous act:

    "By placing an order via this Web site on the first day of the fourth month of the year 2010 Anno Domini, you agree to grant Us a non transferable option to claim, for now and for ever more, your immortal soul. Should We wish to exercise this option, you agree to surrender your immortal soul, and any claim you may have on it, within 5 (five) working days of receiving written notification from gamestation.co.uk or one of its duly authorised minions."

    GameStation’s fiendish clause specified that they might serve such notice in “six foot-high letters of fire” too, but also offered customers an option to opt out, rewarding them with a £5 money-off voucher if they did so.

    Alas, hardly anyone noticed the clause, let alone the substantial bonus for spotting the gag. More to the point, the fact that it passed more or less unnoticed raises an important issue – too few people actually read the small print when they make online purchases.

    According to GameStation, around 7,500 customers carelessly signed their souls away on the day. Were you one of them...?

    Lol its amazing the things companies will try, and for the public to fall for them :D Are you one of those 7,500 recent soulless people, who if they believe so shall be burning in damnation in a pit of hellfire for all eternity? or will you opt out, and get yourself a £5 voucher?:P



    p.s. all redheads like myelf have a get out clause anyway, since we never had a soul to begin with:pac:


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    Wonder will they take "soul calibur" from me,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    I more than likely wouldn't have noticed it either tbh.:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    When you're installing Apple Itunes it says on the legal agreement that you can use the program as long as you don't modify it for nuclear hardware / missiles :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    How long before the Christian gamers sue gamestation?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    At least they weren't selling their hole.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    orourkeda wrote: »
    At least they weren't selling their hole.
    Now there's an idea...
















    giggety:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Already sold my soul to the Ceiling Cat, so any contract would have been voided.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Haha, yeah, nobody reads them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭norwegianwood


    Ah, that's quality.


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