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Change the ending of an ad you hate!

  • 17-04-2010 9:22am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭


    Lot of funny lads and lassies in after hours so this could be fun.

    Ad1. That idiot in the volvic challenge. At the end when the challenge is over and he says he feels great and alert Id love to see him get a crack of a bus ala final destination. Next time you see that ad just imagine it in your head.

    Ad2. Ad for always ultra. At the end where it says "no I can feel myself again" I want her to start feeling herself again. :-)

    Ad 3: Senecot and all those types of ads about bloating and constipation...you know where I'm going with this one...instead of her heading out for the night with a smug smile on her face I wanna see her go into the toilet followed by nasty ass runs sound effects.

    Ad 4 ... For next poster...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    The kid shits himself before getting to Paul's bathroom.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Don't know about those ads, but in the the Maltesers Ads.

    It would be really nice if all the women doing the little 'naughty' pranks, got sliced up at the end.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 179 ✭✭bob the bob


    <choose any ad> ...

    ... and they all die in a comical but gruesome way. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    <choose any ad> ...

    ... and they all die in a comical but gruesome way. :D

    How very unimaginative. Do you work in advertising?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    The ad I'm thinking ends with a woman looking stupid and a man feeling smug and superior.

    .... apply to nearly any ad, just for a change.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    "Unfortunately Quinn Insurance is regulated by the Financial Regulator."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    bonerm wrote: »
    The ad I'm thinking ends with a woman looking stupid and a man feeling smug and superior.

    .... apply to nearly any ad, just for a change.

    For a change back, you mean?

    Remember those McDonalds ads a few years ago that said 'Heres how much work an estate agent has to do to afford a cheeseburger' And he opens a door and closes it.
    I always wanted to see how long it would take for a child making happy meal toys in China to be able to afford a cheeseburger.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    WindSock wrote: »
    For a change back, you mean?

    Remember those McDonalds ads a few years ago that said 'Heres how much work an estate agent has to do to afford a cheeseburger' And he opens a door and closes it.
    I always wanted to see how long it would take for a child making happy meal toys in China to be able to afford a cheeseburger.

    We're talking about ads here not soap operas


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Take any ad, place the d4er in question into Ireland. Watch comedy as they try to explain to a local that they aren't english.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I'd have someone on the husqvarna ads who could speak properly.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    orourkeda wrote: »
    I'd have someone on the husqvarna ads who could speak properly.

    He'd have been fine if it was huqvarna.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 573 ✭✭✭rgt320q


    They die. All of them.

    Feckin' ads. Always come on just as soon as I sit down to have me dinner.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    He'd have been fine if it was huqvarna.

    or hussssssssqvarna


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    You that chernobl/trocaire ad where they are talking about hunger being a big killer in africa and the woman says

    "What is this terrible diesese?"

    Starvation.

    i'd love to replace "starvation" with the words "over-population"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    bazmaiden wrote: »
    You that chernobl/trocaire ad where they are talking about hunger being a big killer in africa and the woman says

    "What is this terrible diesese?"

    Starvation.

    i'd love to replace "starvation" with the words "over-population"

    No starvation. People dont die form being over populated


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    bazmaiden wrote: »
    You that chernobl/trocaire ad where they are talking about hunger being a big killer in africa and the woman says

    "What is this terrible diesese?"

    Starvation.

    i'd love to replace "starvation" with the words "over-population"

    Off topic but have to mention it.
    Over populated is not correct , there are more than enough resources in the world to eliminate hunger.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    That infamous meteor xmas ad. The bearded muppett gets dragged down the street tied to the back of Chuck Norris's motorbike.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 500 ✭✭✭The HorsesMouth


    Thomas Cook holiday add with Jamie and Louise Rednapp:

    Jamie and Louise having a lovely time floating around in the sun..on the plane home,relaxed and chilled out when.....wait..what the hell...some sort of ash cloud surrounding the plane!!!

    That would wipe the smug grins off their face!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    That guy who thinks he's batman is really batman and the joker comes in to frame and sodomises his face. There I typed it!

    EDIT: ooooh oooh ooh that xmas ad for AIB when yer one has the annoying laugh. Someone falcon punches her. And then yer man with the slicked hair and big nose (who played a russian mob guy
    that got microwaved in Kick Ass!
    No srsleh look it up! I won't). Takes out a gun and goes postal.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    chin_grin wrote: »
    That guy who thinks he's batman ..

    Ahh, Frada's alright :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    Volvic Challenge ad- the moron gets anally raped with a plastic water bottle. I laugh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    That would wipe the smug grins off their face!
    chin_grin wrote: »
    That guy who thinks he's batman is really batman and the joker comes in to frame and sodomises his face. There I typed it!

    I think I'll be giving this thread a miss from now on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    bazmaiden wrote: »
    You that chernobl/trocaire ad where they are talking about hunger being a big killer in africa and the woman says

    "What is this terrible diesese?"

    Starvation.

    i'd love to replace "starvation" with the words "over-population"

    You do know that Chernobyl is not in Africa right? And that people are not dying or hunger in Chernobyl in the same way as they are in Africa?


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