Would you sit a lie detector test in front of your partner?

MoodeRator

C'mon be honest now! WOULD you honestly be brave/stoopid enough to sit a lie detector test in front of your partner?

Mister Robinson

No.

alwaysadub

Not a snowballs chance in hell would i!!

mikom

Lie detector, Lie detector?

I've got my own personal lie detector. I'm going out with her.

MoodeRator

without wanting to sound actually bolox Ia mgoing to sound, my guesss is all feellsa say no and all wimmin folk,,,,, well you know what I am getting at!

bluto63

I would. I have nothing to hide from my hand

The_Kew_Tour

No, if you have to take lie detector test in first place you should not bother being in relationship for sake of both people involved.

Closed ac

No! I've seen how horribly wrong that can go on Jeremy Kyle..

Jeremy: We asked you if you left the toilet seat up and you said no.. well.. he was in fact lying!

Wife: I f*cking hate you! *Storms off*

Kasabian

Only if the agree not to ask me any questions about my life

MoodeRator

I wish it WAS just a toilet seat i had to hide!

we'llallhavetea_old

no chance.

Sharpshooter

MoodeRator wrote: »

C'mon be honest now! WOULD you honestly be brave/stoopid enough to sit a lie detector test in front of your partner?

"Next on the Jeremy Kyle Show, those 'all important' DNA results..." :pac:

Captain Chaos

First question:

"Does my bum look big in this"

Only right answer is "No" as any man would know.

Machine explodes.

Cheap Thrills!

...for the lulz...then I'd spend the rest of my life repenting at leisure

MoodeRator

Captain Chaos wrote: »

First question:

"Does my bum look big in this"

Only right answer is "No" as any man would know.

Machine explodes.

GREAT example! Chaos! How many fellas are now breaking out in a sweat just at the thought????

winston82

Is you crazy, not a hope. I reckon I tell her 5% truth & 95% complete and utter bullsh1t. Crazy

nicegirl

MoodeRator wrote: »

C'mon be honest now! WOULD you honestly be brave/stoopid enough to sit a lie detector test in front of your partner?

I would do it. I wouldn't have anything to hide from my partner

El Weirdo

MoodeRator wrote: »

without wanting to sound actually bolox Ia mgoing to sound, my guesss is all feellsa say no and all wimmin folk,,,,, well you know what I am getting at!

No. No I don't.

MoodeRator

nicegirl wrote: »

I would do it. I wouldn't have anything to hide from my partner

With a user name like yours I woudnt expect anything else:D

stovelid

Wouldn't take one in front of anyone.

MoodeRator

El Weirdo wrote: »

No. No I don't.

???
ok I am wrong to think all guys would rather have there nads chewed off and all wimmin would say yay?

nicegirl

MoodeRator wrote: »

With a user name like yours I woudnt expect anything else:D

Well I'm pretty much like my username. Thanks

Nuggles

Not a hope would I.

He thinks I'm lovely and nice.

I need it to stay that way

MoodeRator

well i suppose like to live life on the edge? and others are a little more risk seeking?

MoodeRator

Nuggles wrote: »

Not a hope would I.

He thinks I'm lovely and nice.

I need it to stay that way

yay a honest gal! I like you! A LOT:D

Nuggles

You wouldn't if you were there with me and the lie detector.

MoodeRator

Nuggles wrote: »

You wouldn't if you were there with me and the lie detector.

ah now, that just makes me like you even more!

Sharpshooter

nicegirl wrote: »

I would do it. I wouldn't have anything to hide from my partner

MoodeRator wrote: »

With a user name like yours I woudnt expect anything else:D

nicegirl wrote: »

Well I'm pretty much like my username. Thanks

Nuggles wrote: »

Not a hope would I.

He thinks I'm lovely and nice.

I need it to stay that way

MoodeRator wrote: »

yay a honest gal! I like you! A LOT:D

Nuggles wrote: »

You wouldn't if you were there with me and the lie detector.

MoodeRator wrote: »

ah now, that just makes me like you even more!

Take it to PM please.

El Weirdo

MoodeRator wrote: »

???
ok I am wrong to think all guys would rather have there nads chewed off and all wimmin would say yay?

What?

Mrmoe

Depends, are there any sharp objects nearby?

MoodeRator

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Take it to PM please.

I dont even know how to!

MoodeRator

El Weirdo wrote: »

What?

whic part do I need to explain senior weirdo?

Schism

Yep. Lie detector results mean nothing.

MoodeRator

Schism wrote: »

Yep. Lie detector results mean nothing.

that's it Schism you stick to your story!!!

Sharpshooter

MoodeRator wrote: »

I dont even know how to!

Click contact info on the profile of the person you want to PM.

Then click * Send a Private Message to..

Carl Sagan

Schism wrote: »

Yep. Lie detector results mean nothing.

Yeah, they're fairly inaccurate I hear.

MoodeRator

Surely a partner is just asking for trouble if they ask you to sit the test? SURELY everone has a little "dark side"?

El Weirdo

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Click contact info on the profile of the person you want to PM.

Then click * Send a Private Message to..

Could you not do that via PM?

Don't derail a perfectly good thread.:pac:

MoodeRator

ok ,,,,,,,would anyone care to post the question they would most dread to be asked?

El Weirdo

MoodeRator wrote: »

ok ,,,,,,,would anyone care to post the question they would most dread to be asked?

No need. I think you have just done it.

Nuggles

"Was it you who ate my last rolo?"

Sharpshooter

El Weirdo wrote: »

Could you not do that via PM?

He said on thread that he didn't know how, I gave him the benefit of the doubt and answered him on thread.

El Weirdo wrote: »

Don't derail a perfectly good thread.:pac:

Have you read the charter about questioning a mod on thread?:pac:

/what perfectly good thread?

Tigger

sharpy you little cupid you

on topic i live my life honestly so yes but whyt?>

MoodeRator

"Sharpy" will be invited on stag do, IF the airports open!
but can you honestly say you have no secrets? WHY not?



maybe it is just me?

El Weirdo

Sharpshooter wrote: »

He said on thread that he didn't know how, I gave him the benefit of the doubt and answered him on thread.



Have you read the charter about questioning a mod on thread?:pac:

/what perfectly good thread?

Touché.

MoodeRator

Nuggles wrote: »

"Was it you who ate my last rolo?"

LOL Nuggles if that is all you have to fear!

Xinkai

Scientology Lie Detector....

lol

not a chance, nothing good could come out of it

A_Border_Bandit

Captain Chaos wrote: »

First question:

"Does my bum look big in this"

Only right answer is "No" as any man would know.

Machine explodes.

"No, your enormous bum makes your bum look big..." :eek:

cafecolour

Captain Chaos wrote: »

First question:

"Does my bum look big in this"

Only right answer is "No" as any man would know.

Machine explodes.

First question for the ladies:

"How does his size stack up to your previous boyfriends?"

I see no happy endings with either one.

minidazzler

Depends really, AFAIK, lie detectors only pick up lies if you know you are lying.

I have told some lies so long that I can't differentiate them from the truth myself!