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Wii Fit fall 'made me sex addict'

  • 16-04-2010 3:37am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭


    http://www.news.com.au/technology/wii-fit-fall-made-me-sex-addict/story-e6frfro0-1225854379626

    A UK woman claims falling from a Wii Fit board turned her instantly into a nymphomaniac.
    Amanda Flowers told the Daily Star she now needs up to 10 sex sessions a day after damaging a nerve in the fall.
    She has been diagnosed with persistent genital arousal disorder, a condition which gained global attention when it featured in an episode of Grey’s Anatomy in 2008.
    Ms Flowers, who lives in Manchester, said the urge to have sex was irresistable.
    She said small vibrations from her mobile phone or food processor were enough to turn her on.
    "It began as a twinge down below, before surging through my body," Ms Flowers told the Daily Star.
    "Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm."
    The single Ms Flowers said all she could do was try to control it with deep breathing, or "find a superstud who can satisfy me".
    PGAD was first defined as "intense feelings of genital congestion and sensations that are typically unaccompanied by any conscious awareness of sexual desire" by US doctor Sandra Leiblum.
    The former director of the Centre for Sexual and Relationship Health in New Jersey told FoxNews.com that sensations can last hours or even days, and they truly are unwanted and intrusive.
    She said sexual activity can actually reinforce the sensations or provide only temporary relief.

    That PS3 is going in the bin. :o


Comments

  • Moderators Posts: 8,751 ✭✭✭x PyRo


    Some people will do anything for a little publicity.

    What a dumbass.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 206 ✭✭itsnotmyname


    on sale in Argos .....................down the end of the Q ..........i'm first:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    She should be grateful.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Imagine if a fella had that. One episode lasting hours or even days. There would be nothing of me left after cumming for that long. Id be just a puddle of skin on the floor, beside a huge puddle of jizz. Be some way to go though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    persistent genital arousal disorder

    Yes please. Where do I sign up?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    10 times a day counts as sex addiction now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    seanybiker wrote: »
    Imagine if a fella had that. One episode lasting hours or even days. There would be nothing of me left after cumming for that long. Id be just a puddle of skin on the floor, beside a huge puddle of jizz. Be some way to go though.

    "He died doing what he loved: Everything in reach."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭myflipflops


    Lack of sex has made a virgin of me again. What's your f**king point?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Yes please. Where do I sign up?

    Remember, this means you are always horny, not always having an orgasm.

    There is another disorder for that! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Death by Snoo Snoo !!! :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Yes please. Where do I sign up?

    Here. Now drop you pants so I can spray deep heat on your gowl


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    amputation is the only solution here


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    OP, I will require pix of said woman before I make glib sexual remark.


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    bonerm wrote: »
    OP, I will require pix of said woman before I make glib sexual remark.

    Hopefully she had been using the Wii Fit for a while..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    amputation is the only solution here

    Sure if she does that then she will be left with a hole. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    2 things.

    First. It was reported in the Daily Star.

    Second, and most importantly. Women with these "conditions" are usually, and I use this term lightly, munters.

    You never get Jessica Alba-esque babes with these "symptoms."

    And a third thing, before I forget. She was "diagnosed" after watching Greys Anatomy.

    Oh, and one more thing. Why do things have to be a "condition" or "syndrome" now? You don't have persistent genital arousal disorder, you're horny. And you're kids don't have ADHD, they're unmannerly little bastards.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    Second, and most importantly. Women with these "conditions" are usually, and I use this term lightly, munters.

    Haha, I was literally about to post the same...Using the word munters!! All these "sex addicts" are usually the fattest, most haggared obese munters I've ever come across. Can't imagine why they want themselves in the publics eye!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 253 ✭✭jaybee747


    It doesn't mention what nerve she damaged, i'm a little dissapointed by that, was working out a plan for the missus.
    Might just give her a good root, bond to hit the right nerve at some stage.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 510 ✭✭✭gino85


    i hear marrage is a good cure for that type of illness


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,075 ✭✭✭Pacing Mule


    I too would like sex 10 times a day - who can I sue for this ??? :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    I hear this technique is a good way of keeping them on the straight and narrow...;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭MaybeLogic


    That beard in the picture really suits her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,329 ✭✭✭Xluna


    You got to love how people seem to have no mind of their own.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 532 ✭✭✭ki


    She just want/needs is the new dildo attachment for the Wii


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,945 ✭✭✭D-Generate


    I had persistent genital arousal disorder, just it was called being a 13 year old boy back then.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,679 ✭✭✭hidinginthebush


    She should be careful, could end up getting the gush!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,679 ✭✭✭hidinginthebush


    Bonito wrote: »
    I'd take that link down. I know you have NSFW but if memory serves right someone got banned before when they posted that link.

    Ah raspberries! But it's soooo funny! Anyway, cheers, it's gone


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    ki wrote: »
    She just want/needs is the new dildo attachment for the Wii

    Wii dildo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 308 ✭✭EmacB


    Bonito wrote: »
    I'd take that link down. I know you have NSFW but if memory serves right someone got banned before when they posted that link.

    ironically they took it down but its still in your post :P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,679 ✭✭✭hidinginthebush


    EmacB wrote: »
    ironically they took it down but its still in your post :P

    ssshhhhh! ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    EmacB wrote: »
    ironically they took it down but its still in your post :P
    What post? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 308 ✭✭EmacB


    oh nevermind :rolleyes:


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,552 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Can someone not just give her a slice of wedding cake ?


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,552 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    It's just another Daily Male story.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    She gets aroused 10 times a day?



    .... this is news, how?


    She wants to try being a 16 year old


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    jaybee747 wrote: »
    It doesn't mention what nerve she damaged, i'm a little dissapointed by that, was working out a plan for the missus.
    Might just give her a good root, bond to hit the right nerve at some stage.

    I guarantee you'll get a mighty root in return and no amount of Viagra will 'resurrect' you after that. Leave well enough alone if you ask me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Amanda Flowers told the Daily Star she now needs up to 10 sex sessions a day after damaging a nerve in the fall.

    So Mrs. Flowers I see you have an over active flower?


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,552 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    where abouts on the female body is this nerve, and what is the best way to damage it ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    where abouts on the female body is this nerve, and what is the best way to damage it ?

    A knee in the gee.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    2 things.

    First. It was reported in the Daily Star.

    Second, and most importantly. Women with these "conditions" are usually, and I use this term lightly, munters.

    You never get Jessica Alba-esque babes with these "symptoms."

    And a third thing, before I forget. She was "diagnosed" after watching Greys Anatomy.

    Oh, and one more thing. Why do things have to be a "condition" or "syndrome" now? You don't have persistent genital arousal disorder, you're horny. And you're kids don't have ADHD, they're unmannerly little bastards.

    That would be four things then, yeah?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    brummytom wrote: »
    She gets aroused 10 times a day?



    .... this is news, how?


    She wants to try being a 16 year old
    ha ha. I remember when I was about 15 or 16 some young . Ah shag it its to long a story to type in but its really funny.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭A_Border_Bandit


    It's weird the way the first thing I did when I saw this was google her name to see if there were any pictures of her...

    ... zip

    :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,826 ✭✭✭phill106


    It's weird the way the first thing I did when I saw this was google her name to see if there were any pictures of her...

    ... zip

    :(

    same here...some...odd...ones come up


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