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Burker King sued over gollier in burger

  • 15-04-2010 7:39pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭


    Sky - News
    A US police officer is suing Burger King over a Whopper he says a worker spat in.


    Sheriff's Deputy Edward Bylsma said he had an "uneasy feeling" about two employees after he stopped for a meal at a branch of the fast-food chain in Washington state.
    When he went to check his burger, he says he found a big gob of spit.
    DNA testing matched the saliva to one of the workers, who was later arrested.
    Former employee Gary Herb, 22, received a three-month jail sentence after pleading guilty to third-degree assault.
    Deputy Bylsma is suing the fast-food giant for $75,000 (£49,000) because he says it was negligent in its selection, training and supervision of employees.
    In a statement Burger King said it had "zero tolerance" for the actions taken by the former employee.
    Herb has since been fired.


    Nom Nom!


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭Minstrel27


    He got jail? That's great.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭35notout


    anyone else just look into this thread just to find out what a gollier was??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Spitting in someone's burger is 3rd degree assault?? :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    God I miss Burger King soo much. There is only Macdonalds and KFC here in Brno.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    35notout wrote: »
    anyone else just look into this thread just to find out what a gollier was??
    absolutely. :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    Didn't find the crap in his milkshake so........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    35notout wrote: »
    anyone else just look into this thread just to find out what a gollier was??
    You learn something new every day


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    After watching Fight Club I had wondered how something like this would be treated legally. Third degree assault it is then.

    Pretty awesome that the cop was able to get DNA tests for it. They really didn't choose the right target there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 69 ✭✭karlm37


    35notout wrote: »
    anyone else just look into this thread just to find out what a gollier was??

    Anyone else look into this thread because they thought it said gorilla? Now that would have been an interesting story!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,662 ✭✭✭RMD


    I love how in the American justice system you can sue for astronomically high figures for such a petty crime. It's not as if he has any life long physical or mental scarring from this. Over here you'd be lucky to get a 10th of that in compensation in a mild car crash.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 509 ✭✭✭aflib


    makes me wonder what realy goes on behind the scenes in these places


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Nah.. everybody knows what a 'gollier' is.

    Big Huuuuuumph up the nostrils, feel her on the back of the throat, reverse the airflow, feel the solid slug-like wassiker on the back of your tongue. and whip her out like a a well struck golf shot.

    can also be referred to as 'The Taximans Omelette'


    Found on pavements adjacent to taxi ranks.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Jail for spitting in a burger? That's a joke. Surely community service would have been more sensible.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭MaybeLogic


    karlm37 wrote: »
    Anyone else look into this thread because they thought it said gorilla? Now that would have been an interesting story!

    It's only the new Burger King-Kong range. No need to panic.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Jail for spitting in a burger? That's a joke. Surely community service would have been more sensible.

    Nope prison is grand is for him. I only wish there was enough prison places for all the people out there who deliberately impact negatively on others.

    Hope the headline of him getting locked up is posted on the walls fast-food outlets around world. Might put the scares up other wasters who would consider doing such a thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭35notout


    Nah.. everybody knows what a 'gollier' is.

    Big Huuuuuumph up the nostrils, feel her on the back of the throat, reverse the airflow, feel the solid slug-like wassiker on the back of your tongue. and whip her out like a a well struck golf shot.

    can also be referred to as 'The Taximans Omelette'


    Found on pavements adjacent to taxi ranks.

    I wish I'd never asked!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    35notout wrote: »
    anyone else just look into this thread just to find out what a gollier was??


    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3478/3293269662_05b6794fa9.jpg

    Shocked at Burger King tbh. I thought those days were past. Probably using Uncle Ben's rice too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    35notout wrote: »
    anyone else just look into this thread just to find out what a gollier was??

    Ah feck. I had plans to bring the word back earlier in the week. Now someone else has done it and it's been brought to attention, so the onus lays not on I, anymore.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    35notout wrote: »
    anyone else just look into this thread just to find out what a gollier was??

    Think we can safely say that everyone that thanked your post is not from Dublin :p


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  • Posts: 15,362 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    maybe the flame grilling dried out the burger too much?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,262 ✭✭✭Vertakill


    I'm not surprised that burgers are spat in... however, I am surprised that some people didn't know what a gollier was!

    It's an oldie, but a goodie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    35notout wrote: »
    anyone else just look into this thread just to find out what a gollier was??

    your not from dublin are you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    I think the gollier thing deserves it's own thread!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Nah.. everybody knows what a 'gollier' is.

    Big Huuuuuumph up the nostrils, feel her on the back of the throat, reverse the airflow, feel the solid slug-like wassiker on the back of your tongue. and whip her out like a a well struck golf shot.

    f**kin 'ell, reading that was as bad as hearing someone do it.
    Well played.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭35notout


    No, I am not from Dublin - spent over 10 years living there, still work there yet STILL never heard that phrase before!

    I'm sure some people from Dublin havent heard it either.....is it colloquial to certain parts of Dublin?

    I'm also fairly sure that not all boards.ie members are from Dublin.....but I could be wrong :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    35notout wrote: »
    No, I am not from Dublin - spent over 10 years living there, still work there yet STILL never heard that phrase before!

    I'm sure some people from Dublin havent heard it either.....is it colloquial to certain parts of Dublin?

    I'm also fairly sure that not all boards.ie members are from Dublin.....but I could be wrong :P

    It's old skool dub speak.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭35notout


    I am still recovering from Flutteringbantam's description :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Jail for spitting in a burger? That's a joke. Surely community service would have been more sensible.

    Now he'll be getting a different kind of spit


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,010 ✭✭✭Tech3


    Jail for spitting in a burger? That's a joke. Surely community service would have been more sensible.

    I heard he would have recieved the death sentence if he decided to shít in it instead. Wouldnt go well with the ketchup I reckon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    can also be referred to as 'The Taximans Omelette'

    :D:D:D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    Bylsma : 'I don't know what came over me sir, I just had an uneasy feelin'.
    Sheriff :God darn it you're a loose cannon, Bylsma, but your uneasy feeling is what makes a Sheriff Deputy a Sheriff, son'

    Sheriff's office, downtown Washington, 8:56 am


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,716 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    If it was third-degree assault did the cop eat the burger?

    If not, sure it's only attempted third-degree assault.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Nah.. everybody knows what a 'gollier' is.

    Big Huuuuuumph up the nostrils, feel her on the back of the throat, reverse the airflow, feel the solid slug-like wassiker on the back of your tongue. and whip her out like a a well struck golf shot.

    can also be referred to as 'The Taximans Omelette'


    Found on pavements adjacent to taxi ranks.

    or a dockers omlette, prairie oyster, gold watch......

    yes, i read viz


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    or a dockers omlette, prairie oyster, gold watch......

    yes, i read viz


    ya bollox.


    I'm outed!!!

    Fuck ya.!!


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