Snoring

m@cc@

I'm staying in a hostel at the moment and there's this fella in the bunk above who snores almost right through the night. I don't understand why you'd book into a dorm when you know you are a heavy snorer or better still why not get it sorted?

Anyway, do you snore?

L.Jenkins

m@cc@ wrote: »

Anyway, do you snore?

I dont know, Im never awake to find out!

m@cc@

djhunter30 wrote: »

I dont know, Im never awake to find out!

Obviously sleep alone a lot as well.

tony1kenobi

Only in hostels.

we'llallhavetea_old

yes, apparently. i wake myself up moaning too.

L.Jenkins

m@cc@ wrote: »

Obviously sleep alone a lot as well.

10 points for stating the obvious!

AnonoBoy

m@cc@ wrote: »

I'm staying in a hostel at the moment and there's this fella in the bunk above who snores almost right through the night. I don't understand why you'd book into a dorm when you know you are a heavy snorer or better still why not get it sorted?

Ok for a start I'm not actually asleep I'm just pretending to be to avoid the embarrassment of having to ask you to stop masturbating loudly in the bunk below me.

I don't know why you'd book into a dorm if you're a chronic masturbater, or better still why not get it sorted?

cafecolour

Survey needs an "Only when I'm drunk" option.

Bodhisopha

Can somebody please make a pun about the op being "hostel".


Tnx in advance.

yerayeah

It would be very considerate to not book yourself into a hostel because you snore imo! I'd imagine the snoring doesn't bother him as much as it bothers you...

m@cc@

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Ok for a start I'm not actually asleep I'm just pretending to be to avoid the embarrassment of having to ask you to stop masturbating loudly in the bunk below me.

I don't know why you'd book into a dorm if you're a chronic masturbater, or better still why not get it sorted?

If I was in the same dorm as you, I wouldn't need to w***, ye whorebag.

cafecolour wrote: »

Survey needs an "Only when I'm drunk" option.

Schiesse, well spotted.

cafecolour

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I don't know why you'd book into a dorm if you're a chronic masturbater, or better still why not get it sorted?

I don't know either, but I worked as night porter in a hostel, and I've had the complaint.

The lad complaining just ignored it the first time (it was the bed above him). On the second time, he came down complaining because "the results were trickling down the wall beside him."

The rooms were all en suite too, so yer man could have just popped to the jacks for a quick pull.

m@cc@

cafecolour wrote: »

The lad complaining just ignored it the first time (it was the bed above him). On the second time, he came down complaining because "the results were trickling down the wall beside him."

Ah c'mon! You can't leave it at that. Continue...........

AnonoBoy

Bodhisopha wrote: »

Can somebody please make a pun about the op being "hostel".


Tnx in advance.

No problem.

The OP is being very hostel towards this guy. Snore than you'd expect from a mild-mannered guy like him.






(I threw in a second too for you. That one's on the house!)

L.Jenkins

So did this serial jizzer have to clean the walls.

orourkeda

djhunter30 wrote: »

So did this serial jizzer have to clean the walls.

He rubbed it in with his arse cheeks

starbelgrade

m@cc@ wrote: »

I don't understand why you'd book into a dorm

fyp

m@cc@

starbelgrade wrote: »

fyp

Did you? It seems to say the same thing.

starbelgrade

m@cc@ wrote: »

Did you? It seems to say the same thing.

Please stop typing - I can't sleep with the noise of your keyboard.

DazMarz

Not if I sleep on my side/face down... If I pass out on my back, it's bad... But not too bad. I don't sleep much anyway. (As evidenced by a lot of my boards.ie posts being made in between 23:00-05:00)....

m@cc@

starbelgrade wrote: »

Please stop typing - I can't sleep with the noise of your keyboard.

Poor, poor........

Jesus Wept

The OP is a hostel.

starbelgrade

m@cc@ wrote: »

Poor, poor........

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Son Of A Vidic

Apparently I do sometimes, but I'm not in a position to either confirm or deny this allegation.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Snoring is manly, it's like roaring in your sleep.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Miss Lockhart

As an insomniac snoring drives me insane.

It's a mixture of hating the snorer because I blame them for keeping me awake, and hating the snorer because I'm jealous that they are asleep. :mad:

nehpets10

m@cc@ wrote: »

I'm staying in a hostel at the moment and there's this fella in the bunk above who snores almost right through the night. I don't understand why you'd book into a dorm when you know you are a heavy snorer or better still why not get it sorted?

Anyway, do you snore?

You expect them not to stay in a dorm because they snore? hahaha!

Buy some ear plugs or pay more for a private room:pac:

Gillington

Expecting the snorer not to book into a dorm because they snore is a bit much now isnt it!?

m@cc@

Gillington wrote: »

Expecting the snorer not to book into a dorm because they snore is a bit much now isnt it!?

I'm just grouchy this morning because of lack of sleep. And it wasn't a bit, it was repeatedly throughout the night. Sounded like a recovering tracheotomy patient with a bad dose of the flu. Plus, in this day and age, snoring can be easily remedied, a pillow over the face.

starbelgrade

Breaking News on Sky;

Scientists discover that beggars can't actually be choosers.

m@cc@

starbelgrade wrote: »

Breaking News on Sky;

Scientists discover that beggars can't actually be choosers.

BS. That's like saying you should go Gold Class in the cinema if you don't want to hear people talking through the film.

starbelgrade

m@cc@ wrote: »

BS. That's like saying you should go Gold Class in the cinema if you don't want to hear people talking through the film.

There's no Gold Class in Ireland. There are however, DVDs.

Breaking News on Sky;

Beggars can actually be choosers.

m@cc@

starbelgrade wrote: »

There's no Gold Class in Ireland. There are however, DVDs.

Breaking News on Sky;

Beggars can actually be choosers.

Yeah, you've kinda went off on a tangent there.

Miss Lockhart

What's Gold Class? Is it like the premium seats in Vue?

m@cc@

Miss Lockhart wrote: »

What's Gold Class? Is it like the premium seats in Vue?

Yeah, just like posh crap where they bring you food etc.

m@cc@

m@cc@ wrote: »

I'm staying in a hostel at the moment and there's this fella in the bunk above who snores almost right through the night. I don't understand why you'd book into a dorm when you know you are a heavy snorer or better still why not get it sorted?

Anyway, do you snore?

Why not just get yourself a hatpin and aim for the sky when he's keeping you awake!

TheZohanS

m@cc@ wrote: »

I don't understand why you'd book into a dorm when you know you are a heavy snorer or better still why not get it sorted?

I don't understand why someone would book into a dorm and expect nobody to snore tbh, it's quite common.

You should have booked a private room if you wanted peace and quiet.

Kiera

Nope dont snore, in fact i've been told you cant hear me breathe when i'm sleeping. I've got many a dig to see if i was still alive

Wazdakka

Kiera wrote: »

Nope dont snore, in fact i've been told you cant hear me breathe when i'm sleeping. I've got many a dig to see if i was still alive

I'm the same..
Doesn't help that I sleep heavier than a coma patient.
I've woken up with bruises..