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  • 12-04-2010 8:51pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭


    If it wasn't bad enough, have a look at the request from his solicitor :pac::pac::pac:

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/man-admits-having-sex-with-horse-and-donkey-1942614.html


    Man admits having sex with horse and donkey

    By Ellen Branagh, Press Association


    Monday, 12 April 2010


    A 66-year-old man pleaded guilty today to having sex with a horse and a donkey.


    Joseph Squires appeared at Leicester Crown Court charged with buggery of a donkey between February 2 and February 5, 1999, and buggery of a horse between March 15 and 18, 2004.


    He also faced charges of damaging property - relating to the two animals on the same dates.


    Squires, whose address was previously given as Overpark Avenue, Leicester, was due to stand trial but pleaded guilty to all four counts at Leicester Crown Court today.


    Defence counsel Amar Mehta told the court Squires had no previous convictions and was of previous good character.


    Requesting he be released on bail, he said: "The defendant does not have a stable address although he says his daughter can provide an address."


    Judge Michael Pert QC refused the application and remanded Squires into custody for a pre-sentence report to be prepared. He will be sentenced on May 24.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    Doesn't have a stable address,I should hope not.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    I don't have a problem with this if he's in a stable relationship.
    I just hope he doesn't make an ass of himself


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    He should move to Bray.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Hee Haw


    ...sorry I'm really bad at puns


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Mr Hands impersonator?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    I've heard of animal attraction but.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Never mind Bray... Roundwood would be more his scene..:rolleyes::D:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    How was he found out i wonder?
    Did the donkey and horse squeal?


    I'll get my coat...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    How was he found out i wonder?
    Did the donkey and horse squeal?

    Like a pig!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,996 ✭✭✭✭billymitchell


    I'm surprised this story isnt causing more of a 'grand national' scandal in the uk :rolleyes:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Back in the saddle at 66...be janey...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    I am shocked and appalled by the insensitive comments on this thread.

    My thoughts and prayers are with the victim of this terrible crime.



    I couldn't care less about the horse though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,996 ✭✭✭✭billymitchell


    I am shocked and appalled by the insensitive comments on this thread.

    My thoughts and prayers are with the victim of this terrible crime.



    I couldn't care less about the horse though.

    How do you know he wasnt going steedy with the horse and was cheating on the horse with the donkey?

    I dont think there are any winners in this sad sad case


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    galwayrush wrote: »
    charged with buggery of a donkey between February 2 and February 5, 1999, and buggery of a horse between March 15 and 18, 2004.

    Great to see they were able to conclude this case so quickly.

    The law is an ass!


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,973 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    I wonder did he take the horse to the bridle suite?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Joseph Squires appeared at Leicester Crown Court charged with buggery of a donkey between February 2 and February 5, 1999, and buggery of a horse between March 15 and 18, 2004.

    He's got a lot of stamina for a 66 year-old.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    That's awful.
    It's ok when it's some hot chicks though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,996 ✭✭✭✭billymitchell


    He'll have a few hurdles to overcome to live this down


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    galwayrush wrote: »

    Requesting he be released on bail, he said: "The defendant does not have a stable address although he says his daughter can provide an address."

    Probably 69 Sarah Jessica Parker avenue.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,941 ✭✭✭krustydoyle


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    How was he found out i wonder?
    Did the donkey and horse squeal?



    I'll get my coat...

    hahahaha i just woke up the house laughing at that... Brilliant :pac::pac::D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Everyone needs a good ride now and then


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭knird evol


    Lot of people on their high horses


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Did he shower him with sugar lumps, and ride him over................ fences!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 89,021 ✭✭✭✭JP Liz V1


    Now he is going to be saddled with a big sentence


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    The poor horse. :( The words every male dreads: I'm two-timing you and he's hung like a donkey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Sex with animals is illegal?

    Oh sh1t!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,533 ✭✭✭the keen edge


    snyper wrote: »
    Sex with animals is illegal?

    Oh sh1t!!

    Ok, just take your nob out of the cat, the police have been called and are on their way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,648 ✭✭✭✭ctrl-alt-delete


    I wonder which one was the jockey.


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