Tips on how to create a tougher image.

Pighead

Pighead has had one fight in his whole life. It was back in 94 and it was over almost as soon as it started. Not gonna get into who won and who lost the fight as that doesn't really matter. As old Mammy Pighead always says "It doesn't matter that you lose at everything you take part in Pighead, it's the taking part that counts"

Anyway, haven't had a fight since that warm Saturday evening back in 94 which is quite a feat considering how we are living in the most violent, dangerous and scary era in the history of the world ever (Well so the papers say anyway). Pighead has often pondered to himself as to how he has avoided confrontation for so many years and the answer is the same each and every time. His moustache.

The tache is fantastic as not only does it make the wearer look attractive to the ladies but it also serves as a warning to aggressive men that the owner doesn't take any shit from anybody.

Unfortunately Pighead's tache is no more as he has developed sub-nasal-area- alopecia which has rendered his once mighty hairy upper lip as bald as a new born babies arse.

Just wondering if any of the AH tough guys/girls have any tips on how Pighead can toughen up his image a tad so as to ensure he doesn't become a target for aggressive men to take out their pent up frustrations on his face.

ClutchIt

Tuck your tracksuit pants into your socks

kippy

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead has had one fight in his whole life. It was back in 94 and it was over almost as soon as it started. Not gonna get into who won and who lost the fight as that doesn't really matter. As old Mammy Pighead always says "It doesn't matter that you lose at everything you take part in Pighead, it's the taking part that counts"

Anyway, haven't had a fight since that warm Saturday evening back in 94 which is quite a feat considering how we are living in the most violent, dangerous and scary era in the history of the world ever (Well so the papers say anyway). Pighead has often pondered to himself as to how he has avoided confrontation for so many years and the answer is the same each and every time. His moustache.

The tache is fantastic as not only does it make the wearer look attractive to the ladies but it also serves as a warning to aggressive men that the owner doesn't take any shit from anybody.

Unfortunately Pighead's tache is no more as he has developed sub-nasal-area- alopecia which has rendered his once mighty hairy upper lip as bald as a new born babies arse.

Just wondering if any of the AH tough guys/girls have any tips on how Pighead can toughen up his image a tad so as to ensure he doesn't become a target for aggressive men to take out their pent up frustrations on his face.

Get a man bag.

SV

a few scars wouldn't go astray..get cutting!

Biggins

Walk around with my mother in law.
If folk see you with her, there will know for sure - you must be as tough as nails!

entropi

kippy wrote: »

Get a man bag.

Get a wolf pack.

Kiera

ClutchIt wrote: »

Tuck your tracksuit pants into your socks

That just makes you look like a knob!

tony1kenobi

End a war by yourself.

BigDuffman

Something else.

Wear a rangers jersey, wear eyeliner, get an XFactor tatoo, get your belly button pierced and tuck your leggings into pink socks. Then take a stroll through the North Side.....no one will fcuk with someone so blatantly hard and mental.

Bonito

Get your bell end, nipples and eye lids pierced. Then have them all connected with a chain!

Biggins

tony1kenobi wrote: »

End a war by yourself.

We'll leave that to Jack Bauer in episode 24!

Pighead

kippy wrote: »

Get a man bag.

Are you trying to get Pighead killed? Terrible advice kippy.
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/10/26/manbag_lead_narrowweb__300x419,0.jpg

Kiera

Pighead wrote: »

Are you trying to get Pighead killed? Terrible advice kippy.
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/10/26/manbag_lead_narrowweb__300x419,0.jpg

If you were as good looking as him you could pull it off!

Bonito

Kiera wrote: »

If you were as good looking as him you could pull men off!!!

FYP.

OutlawPete

Rottweiler

Just talk to yourself and grunt every now and then.

Whenever I see people like that, I walk around them as if the are twenty feet in diameter, especially if anywhere near the Liffey.

That little wall that runs the length of the quays is no barrier should a madman take a instant dislike to you for no particular reason and decides that you need a dip.

sbsquarepants

Jack Bauer has a man bag, i can't speak for pighead or for any other head, but i wouldn't start **** with Jack....unless he told me to

Kiera

Bonito wrote: »

FYP.

True, the good looking ones are always ghey

Biggins

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Jack Bauer has a man bag, i can't speak for pighead or for any other head, but i wouldn't start **** with Jack....unless he told me to

I got the same one. Honestly.
Thought it would make me look tough but the kids still batter me in the mornings to get up.
Maybe I should just twat them with it.
(Wouldn't really though)

alwaysadub

Something else.

Shave your head and get a few tattoos where your hair once was. Oh and one on each knuckle too.
Then glare at anyone who passes you.

Dyr

shaved head, tapout t shirt, track suit bottoms. Some crap tribal tattoos will do no harm. Do the i'm-so-stocky-i-have-to walk-with-a-slow-swagger. Always have your car keys in one hand and mobile in t'other as a symbols of your masculinity. 70% of the tim,e this works every time.

NothingMan

Something else.

You don't need to look tough Piggy. If anyone ever starts anything just cover your head and scream "I have an erection". They'll leave you alone pretty quick.

Pighead

Some good suggestions here already but Pighead fears that some of them may not be subtle enough. Not really looking for the whole "Ooooh, he looks like he'd beat up his own mother..I'd better cross over to the other side of the street quicksmart" look, more the "ooooh he looks fiercely intelligent yet you can tell he would snap your neck in too if you messed with his mother or any of his immediate family including aunties and second cousins"

Bonito

Kiera wrote: »

True, the good looking ones are always ghey

Or complete knob ends. =/

Earthhorse

Shaving your head will make you look tough, but it's a drastic measure and not for everyone. But remember, skinheads also wear skinny jeans, so maybe pick up a pair of them and see how you get on.

sink

Wear this t-shirt. No one will fuck with you then.

Kiera

Bonito wrote: »

Or complete knob ends. =/

Yup this is also true as i found out over the weekend

Whisky Sticks

Wear an eyepatch, it's the thinking mans moustache!!

kippy

Pighead wrote: »

Are you trying to get Pighead killed? Terrible advice kippy.
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/10/26/manbag_lead_narrowweb__300x419,0.jpg

No one knows whats inside a man bag......and who ever dares to find out?

OutlawPete

Rottweiler

Borrow some toothpicks off Bonito

cson

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Mjune_KWGXA/SGvoZFJ8tdI/AAAAAAAAByc/u-xDju6Zmbk/s1600/Denholmn-796555.jpg

Something like that should do the trick. Stick on moustache, het your former glory back Pighead. Looking at the above image it's easy to understand why no one messes with the moustachioed one.

Bonito

Kiera wrote: »

Yup this is also true as i found out over the weekend

Wanker. His loss.

OutlawPete wrote: »

Borrow some toothpicks off Bonito

Woah!!! I can't be just handing out my lethal picks or wrath Pete!

MaybeLogic

Stand around with your arms crossed and legs splayed.

SV

Kiera wrote: »

True, the good looking ones are always ghey

Oh behave/

bonerm

sink wrote: »

Wear this t-shirt. No one will fuck with you then.

I'm pretty sure that t-shirts primary function is to help one with the laydeez. I know it's worked for me! I'm beating them off with a stick these days. Strange lot the S&M crowd, but very polite.

Pighead

Bonito wrote: »

Wanker. His loss.

How do you know it was his loss and how do you know he was a wanker? And why isn't wanker in the swear word filter thingy. It's a bad word. Maybe not as bad as **** but definitely worse than ****.

Bonito

Pighead wrote: »

How do you know it was his loss and how do you know he was a wanker? And why isn't wanker in the swear word filter thingy. It's a bad word. Maybe not as bad as **** but definitely worse than ****.

Generalisation my friend. More often than not when there's a laydee upset it's because of a fellow male. It's you, isn't it? Kiera seen you without your fanny ticklerlip warmer and ran.

Kiera

Bonito wrote: »

Wanker. His loss.

Pighead wrote: »

How do you know it was his loss and how do you know he was a wanker? And why isn't wanker in the swear word filter thingy. It's a bad word. Maybe not as bad as **** but definitely worse than ****.

Nah Bonito is right. He was a wanker.

And of course its his loss, he lost me :cool:

inforfun

Get one of those or both.

biko

Earring

Wear a Hells Angels vest, have motorcycle.

cson

By the by, the image should envelope all aspects of your life. For example; one must always drive a '92 Starlet with 20in alloys and 120 horsepower speakers belting out Teshto at all times. Also, one must always swerve Diet products - no low fat milk or Diet Coke. There are other things that'll come to me.

Pighead

Bonito wrote: »

Generalisation my friend. More often than not when there's a laydee upset it's because of a fellow male. It's you, isn't it? Kiera seen you without your fanny ticklerlip warmer and ran.

Kiera wrote: »

Nah Bonito is right. He was a wanker.

And of course its his loss, he lost me :cool:

No offense girls but in Pighead's vast experience it is nearly always the ladies who are at fault when a relationship abrubtly ends.

Women don't have the ability to forgive or forget when a man cheats on her or forgets her birthday thus causing a row which generally ends in a breakdown of the relationship. More patience and forgiveness from women= More longevity in relationships and less wankerism from men.

Davidius

Carry an extension chord and screwdriver on your belt. Maybe a calculator too.

bonerm

Pighead wrote: »

How do you know it was his loss and how do you know he was a wanker? And why isn't wanker in the swear word filter thingy. It's a bad word. Maybe not as bad as **** but definitely worse than ****.

As I understand it vbulletin is an American based product. Most Americans don't understand the meaning of the word. The stupid ****.

Kiera

Pighead wrote: »

No offense girls but in Pighead's vast experience it is nearly always the ladies who are at fault when a relationship abrubtly ends.

Women don't have the ability to forgive or forget when a man cheats on her or forgets her birthday thus causing a row which generally ends in a breakdown of the relationship. More patience and forgiveness from women= More longevity in relationships and less wankerism from men.

:eek: I was in no way at fault! How dare you, piggy!

dave 27

Something else.

tight haircut

cson

Davidius wrote: »

Carry an extension chord and screwdriver on your belt. Maybe a calculator too.

How about an extension cord as your belt?

Pighead

bonerm wrote: »

As I understand it vbulletin is an American based product. Most Americans don't understand the meaning of the word. The stupid ****.

Do you mean to tell Pighead that he has the ability to call members of the boards community bumbling blunderpusses without fear of censure? Excellent news.

great_pretender

hey.... he who lives by the hard man image, dies by the hard man image.

If you go around brandishing a facade of toughness, you will only attract others who will see this as a 'challange', you are effectively throwing down the gauntlet when you walk around with your chest stuck out, shaved head, tattoo... and worst of all, an ugly dog on the end of a lead.

Have a bit of self respect mate, and don't lower yourself to the level of these sub human dirt-bags you are so eager to impress.

Keep your head down and the mouth shut, don't go looking for trouble and it won't come looking for you

Bonito

Davidius wrote: »

Carry an extension chord and screwdriver on your belt. Maybe a calculator too.

Or get two new friends. Stanley and Philip. Surnames being Blade and Screwdriver. Or just go wild on crystal meth for a few months or so. Nobody will fúck with Pighead then.

What about participating on Gladiators?

force majeure

Earring

The 'neo natsy' look [shrunken head] makes one look daft, earrings make one look girly so its tattoos all the way, OOoo yee I have 2,600 euros worth on me. http://superformanceuk.com
One off these well help.:cool:

dave 27

Something else.

just join Limericks toughest gym!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkdML3MC9l0