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GodlessInfidel · 10-04-2010 4:48pm #1

Really into a girl who works in a coffee shop in town but the problem is she doesn't know i exist. Na have been in a few times so she would know my face but dont know ho to go about asking her out.
Wait til the shop empties and then start chatting about the wether, then ask her out for a drink (not a coffee)??
Tips appreciated especially from the girls, jus out of a long-term relationship so bit rusty and just never chatted someone up in a public place that didn't involve alcohol

helimachoptor · 10-04-2010 4:50pm

Hand her back a coffee cup and say somethings wrong with it, but write your phone number on it...

Iwasfrozen · 10-04-2010 4:51pm

GodlessInfidel wrote: »

Really into a girl who works in a coffee shop in town but the problem is she doesn't know i exist. Na have been in a few times so she would know my face but dont know ho to go about asking her out.
Wait til the shop empties and then start chatting about the wether, then ask her out for a drink (not a coffee)??
Tips appreciated especially from the girls, jus out of a long-term relationship so bit rusty and just never chatted someone up in a public place that didn't involve alcohol

Do you know what girls like ? Correct spelling and grammer. Try it.

nehpets10 · 10-04-2010 4:51pm

Nobody can really help you with this because if you try remember stuff people tell you, it'll be really obvious and you'll end up messing it up.

GLaDOS · 10-04-2010 4:51pm

I found this helpful

mink_man · 10-04-2010 4:52pm

people of Ah getting balls in recent days, and its all down to Snas, he gave belief to all!

dlofnep · 10-04-2010 4:52pm

Forget about her. If you haven't made a move yet, you're not going to. If she was into you, she would have already made small-talk with you. Move on.

GodlessInfidel · 10-04-2010 4:54pm

Iwasfrozen wrote: »

Do you know what girls like ? Correct spelling and grammer. Try it.

yeah thats why my last gf dumped me i kept getting her name wrong

TestTransmission · 10-04-2010 4:55pm

Iwasfrozen wrote: »

Do you know what girls like ? Correct spelling and grammer. Try it.

The word is grammar.

Sheeps · 10-04-2010 4:56pm

Iwasfrozen wrote: »

Do you know what girls like ? Correct spelling and grammer. Try it.

actually no the dont i get lots of puntang typing like this the private messages are flowing

try it

Joe Musashi · 10-04-2010 4:56pm

Go over and don't say anything, just give her a good rub. Either on the leg or the arm. She'll love it.

Bodhisopha · 10-04-2010 4:57pm

What's a cúnt like you doing in a shíthole like this?

bonerm · 10-04-2010 4:58pm

Forget "chat".

Just talk to the woman. You'll then see your infatuation is based on a physical attraction and you'll realise you have nothing in common. *belch*

bazmaiden · 10-04-2010 4:58pm

definatly try a bit of small talk, but not about the weather!!!

see how that goes, it'll be pretty obvious if she has any interest by her replies,

bonerm · 10-04-2010 4:59pm

TestTransmission wrote: »

The word is grammar.

What are you? One of dem Grammer Natzis'?

Sheeps · 10-04-2010 4:59pm

try the party in my pants line its gotta work

Sheeps · 10-04-2010 5:00pm

bonerm wrote: »

What are you? One of dem Grammer Natzis'?

your one of dem grammer nazis two

GodlessInfidel · 10-04-2010 5:01pm

Joe Musashi wrote: »

Go over and don't say anything, just give her a good rub. Either on the leg or the arm. She'll love it.

good advice, or maybe just stare deeply into her eyes for a few seconds and then attempt to ram me tongue down her throat

Gary ITR · 10-04-2010 5:01pm

Asking in AH wasn't a good start, most people that post here are terminally single and will most likely remain that way

Spike up a conversation about anything, see how she reacts then give her a compliment of some sort then maybe try something like 'so when are you going to join me for coffee', I reckon that's cheesy enough to work

Sheeps · 10-04-2010 5:02pm

try and get behind her and smell her hair

bazmaiden · 10-04-2010 5:03pm

GodlessInfidel wrote: »

good advice, or maybe just stare deeply into her eyes for a few seconds and then attempt to ram me
you know what
down her throat

enjoy the hot coffee all over your face

"dez googles dey do nothing"

bonerm · 10-04-2010 5:04pm

It must be tough for any young woman working in a service job these days?

Seems like stalkers and psychos feel like they're fair-game for an approach just because they're in the public eye.

smellslikeshoes · 10-04-2010 5:06pm

Get a cup of cofee then ask her if she would like to go halves on a bastard, works every time.

ejmaztec · 10-04-2010 5:08pm

Sheeps wrote: »

your one of dem grammer nazis two

I hope that your keyboard recovers from its long illness.:(

mikom · 10-04-2010 5:09pm

1. Cut a hole in the bottom of coffee cup.
2. Pop it over your lad, resting the base of the cup on your lap.
3. Shout at the top of your voice " Waitress, Waitress, there's a fly in my coffee.
4. Profit.

Sheeps · 10-04-2010 5:11pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

I hope that your keyboard recovers from its long illness.:(

does it bother you that much?

ejmaztec · 10-04-2010 5:13pm

mikom wrote: »

1. Cut a hole in the bottom of coffee cup.
2. Pop it over your lad, resting the base of the cup on your lap.
3. Shout at the top of your voice " Waitress, Waitress, there's a fly in my coffee.
4. Profit Guards.

fyp

bluto63 · 10-04-2010 5:15pm

When she asks you her order, tell her you want a fuckaccino

consultech · 10-04-2010 5:17pm

bluto63 wrote: »

When she asks you her order, tell her you want a fuckaccino

SKinny fúckaccino's are nicer...

pebbles21 · 10-04-2010 5:22pm

Next time your in for your breakfast ,ask her whats the difference between Jam and marmalade

Then tell her you cant Marmalade it up her ****

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