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Birthday Present for an 18th year old

Hazys · 2010-04-07 19:14:45

My brother turns 18 in a couple of weeks and i need to know what to get him, because i basically crap at buying presents. Last time a brother turned 18, i got him coke and hookers but as i live across the Altantic i cheaped out on the shipping and shipped the coke and hookers in a crate on a boat. The coke got wet and the…

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My brother turns 18 in a couple of weeks and i need to know what to get him, because i basically crap at buying presents.

Last time a brother turned 18, i got him coke and hookers but as i live across the Altantic i cheaped out on the shipping and shipped the coke and hookers in a crate on a boat. The coke got wet and the hookers got scurvy and it was just an awful mess when my brother opened the crate in the house. So coke and hookers is not an option this year

So any ideas for a lad just turning 18?

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Go with coke and a hooker again, but this time spend the extra few dollars on air mail. No hooker should have to suffer the shame of scurvy.

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Hazys wrote: »

i live across the Altantic

Order a keg and have it arrive at the house

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That one is actually very apt. Really go for money if you can. He will be boozing a lot and will be glad of it

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Hazys wrote: »

My brother turns 18 in a couple of weeks and i need to know what to get him, because i basically crap at buying presents.

Last time a brother turned 18, i got him coke and hookers but as i live across the Altantic i cheaped out on the shipping and shipped the coke and hookers in a crate on a boat. The coke got wet and the hookers got scurvy and it was just an awful mess when my brother opened the crate in the house. So coke and hookers is not an option this year

So any ideas for a lad just turning 18?

Abi !!! :pac: :pac: :pac:

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#17 07-04-2010 8:04pm

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the keen edge wrote: »

Go with coke and a hooker again, but this time spend the extra few dollars on air mail. No hooker should have to suffer the shame of scurvy.

Or,to be even more cost efficent, find a hooker and drug dealer who live close to the brother.
Couldn't be simpler

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Donkey Oaty wrote: »

Does he or will he work in an office?

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