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Suggestion for pranks

Swampy · 2010-04-07 17:02:20

Hi all, going to a stag at the weekend and would like some suggestions on some pranks/general badness to pull on the stag? Any ideas or previous experiences you would like to share? Thanks.

07-04-2010 5:02pm

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Swampy

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Hi all,

going to a stag at the weekend and would like some suggestions on some pranks/general badness to pull on the stag?

Any ideas or previous experiences you would like to share?

Thanks.

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#2 07-04-2010 5:04pm

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put battery acid in his hair gel bottle

dont really

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#3 07-04-2010 5:05pm

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Have sex with his Fiancée.

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#4 07-04-2010 5:06pm

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Depends on how close it is to the lads wedding. Don't chain him to a pole naked, the poor fella could be arrested for public indecency! Draw on him as long as its a few weeks before his wedding so it wears off.

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#5 07-04-2010 5:08pm

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Take a dump in his shower-head, oh how he'll laugh.

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#6 07-04-2010 5:09pm

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They have a stag st now? Is it in Temple Bar?

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#7 07-04-2010 5:14pm

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fikay wrote: »

Take a dump in his shower-head, oh how he'll laugh.

or 'top deck' the cistern

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#8 07-04-2010 5:15pm

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=62045239#post62045239

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#9 07-04-2010 5:15pm

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Stop a female Garda outside in the street and tell her a crime has taken place at the stag party. Tell the stag party beforehand that a stripper will be arriving soon dressed as a female Garda.

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#10 07-04-2010 5:15pm

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WindSock wrote: »

They have a stag st now? Is it in Temple Bar?

yeah, the stags head:pac:

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#11 07-04-2010 5:20pm

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Wait until the wedding, and when they get to the part about anyone having any objections, stand up and announce that you and the groom have had sex the night before and that you love each other

Hi-larious

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#12 07-04-2010 5:26pm

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Wait until someone falls asleep on their back, mouth open, and then place a whole, raw egg into their mouth and wait... Reaction when they close their mouth is always priceless...

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#13 07-04-2010 5:29pm

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Get him pregnant.

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#14 07-04-2010 5:32pm

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AnonoBoy wrote: »

Get him pregnant.

JUHN-YAHHHH!!!!!!

Hire a reasonably convincing transvestite as the stripper, get him all excited then BAM! bloke bits.

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#15 07-04-2010 5:35pm

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Nolanger wrote: »

Stop a female Garda outside in the street and tell her a crime has taken place at the stag party. Tell the stag party beforehand that a stripper will be arriving soon dressed as a female Garda.

Thats good. Like it.

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#16 07-04-2010 5:54pm

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When you get back to where ye are all staying, get the stag and one other guy so drunk that they fall asleep and can't be woken up.

Remove all their clothes and put them into bed together in a quiet room.

Apply a SMALL dab of deep-heat to the groom's bum.

Remove any items from the room which could be used as a weapon, when the groom finally wakes up naked beside another guy and tries to remember how he got there and why his ass is burning so badly.

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#17 07-04-2010 5:56pm

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none of you show up. that'll show the cnut!

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#18 07-04-2010 6:08pm

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if its the night before the wedding put all the clocks back a few hours

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#19 07-04-2010 6:12pm

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Spike his drink with viagra so he'll have to do a handstand to take a piss.

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#20 07-04-2010 6:15pm

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Roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge

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#21 07-04-2010 6:26pm

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Just handcuff him to a midget for the weekend, seems to be standard nowadays.

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