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If you knew tomorrow was your last day? How would you spend it?

  • 06-04-2010 4:57am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,319 ✭✭✭


    I was discussing this with some friends, Very different answers ranging
    from " I would spend it with family" to "I would go crazy and do evey
    stupid thing I could think of" :rolleyes:

    How would you spend your last day on earth? :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Fapping... same way I spend most other days :P


  • Moderators Posts: 8,754 ✭✭✭x PyRo


    The same thing i do every day... Try to take over the world.

    Pinky and The Brain, brain, brain, brain.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,686 ✭✭✭Kersmash


    Lots of Heroin. See what all the fuss is about.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 405 ✭✭doubleglaze


    Would write a will and put affairs in order so as to expedite the orderly handing over of my affairs to my successors.
    Make a few phone-calls/write a few emails/notes to say goodbye.
    Would delegate the task of buying supplies for assumed mourners/housecallers to someone. Would make some funeral arrangements so as to remove some of the inconvenience of it for spouse.
    Would arrange for a cleaner to spring clean the house (bathroom floor and inside of cupboards are all due a good dusting/cleaning at this stage) during the hour or two following my death so that it would be spotless for assumed mourners/housecallers.
    Would write a few profound words on my public internet pages. Can't think what they would be.
    Would have a few words with Himself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Probably look for a cure to whatever it was that was gonna kill me!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,169 ✭✭✭rednik


    In the 69.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭Doop


    Go Postal on my office

    :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    rednik wrote: »
    In the 69.
    Thanks but no thanks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Balls deep in Mila Kunis


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Balls deep in Mila Kunis

    I think she'd want to die after that. :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭Tristram


    under the cherry trees with my special lady


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    A nice relaxing day with my family and my doggie.

    Followed by a night of drink fueled orgy of murder and rape.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    Id defintely take the day off work, well maybe a half day (dont want to use up all my holidays)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    PK2008 wrote: »
    Id defintely take the day off work, well maybe a half day (dont want to use up all my holidays)

    I wouldnt care about my holidays

    Sure i'd be going somewhere hot anyway!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    I would try to experience this "love" thing you humans speak of.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,500 ✭✭✭✭cson


    Experience it this instant with Anto's sister, yours for only 9.99!

    Obviously spend it on boards asking people what I should do until there's a reasonable number of things to do and then.... oh wait is that the time? *dead*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,247 ✭✭✭ROCKMAN


    look up the local/national court cases ,
    And kill someone
    probably a kiddy fiddler.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    I'd probably be paralysed with disbelief, Me,die? nah.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    ROCKMAN wrote: »
    look up the local/national court cases ,
    And kill someone
    probably a kiddy fiddler.

    Would you allow him/her the chance to play this game for 24 hours first?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭MaybeLogic


    I'd go for a walk in the mountains somewhere, with a nice picnic and a nice bit of smoke.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,984 ✭✭✭✭kippy


    miss5 wrote: »
    I was discussing this with some friends, Very different answers ranging
    from " I would spend it with family" to "I would go crazy and do evey
    stupid thing I could think of" :rolleyes:

    How would you spend your last day on earth? :)

    Looking for the other 40 threads on exactly the same subject and wondering why so many people think in such a negative manner.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 485 ✭✭Elenxor


    I'd buy a Baseball bat and ..........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Find Twink and ride her senseless.

    Dying wouldn't seem so bad after that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    Tristram wrote: »
    under the cherry trees with my special lady


    male_blow_up_doll_21173.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 539 ✭✭✭piby


    I'd spend it filling in non-descript spreadsheets for some mighty corporation because I know how much worker productivity means to them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 331 ✭✭Cook!eMonster


    id go on the pull. just to see what its like to not be in a relationship lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    I would take my guitar into dublin pretend to be busking and once any knacker walks by i'd bash his face in with it. and then the usual rape, pillage, cry :cool:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,524 ✭✭✭owenc


    away to america outta this dive... and buy houses everywhere and buy whatever i wanted!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I'd give Dannii Minogue some tongue.

    ****, drink, get liposuction,


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 573 ✭✭✭rgt320q


    I'd head to Amsterdam and get me a baker's dozen of the finest Dutch hookers money can buy. After that, I'd make an attempt to set the highest skydive record. On fire. Without a parachute. Y'know, blaze of glory and all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    id try make it look like murder and frame somone

    but it would never really happen because usually when you know your dying your seriously ill, your going to commit suicide, somones gonna get ya/ car crash (in which case they dont tell ya)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,319 ✭✭✭miss5


    Mousey- wrote: »
    id try make it look like murder and frame somone

    but it would never really happen because usually when you know your dying your seriously ill, your going to commit suicide, somones gonna get ya/ car crash (in which case they dont tell ya)
    Just texted a friend who gave the exact same answer..............


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 384 ✭✭Erica<3


    The sensible me would want it to spend it with friends and family, a few drinks, reminiscing, and a good meal.

    The other side of me would want to sky dive, bungee jump, drink till my death and do it all with friends.

    I dunno, it's a tough question really.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Blow all my money on hookers and booze. And pot noodle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,581 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    I'd make the ultimate burger for breakfast: minced lamb and beef, bacon, cheese, a fried egg and anything else I can think of. Then I would feel ill for the rest of the day and lie on the couch too wrecked to do anything else.

    I might do this tomorrow.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    I'd count to 86,400


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,810 ✭✭✭take everything


    I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    miss5 wrote: »
    How would you spend your last day on earth? :)

    Do you know something we don't?

    Caoimhín wrote: »
    A nice relaxing day with my family and my doggie.

    Followed by a night of drink fueled orgy of murder and rape.

    Is the second part also with the family and doggie? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Dunjohn


    I have a lot of XBox achievements to complete. I'd hate to die without doing that.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Id get pissed Drunk, eat the best steak and then get a bus and get a gun and start killing some untouchable criminals.


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