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Let Us Not Forget

  • 04-04-2010 3:59pm
    #1
    Zillah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭


    Let us not forget the true meaning of this day. While we are hunting for eggs and feasting on chocolate, eating and drinking with friends and family, let us not forget that this day commemorates something. We must not forget the day that Santa sent His only son to battle Mechazilla. Were it not for His sacrifice we would all now surely be condemned to a life of endless toil and slavery in the tin and zinc mines that Mechazilla demands.




    I love you Jesus.

    Amen.



    jesuszilla.jpg


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  • #2
    PapaRatzinger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36 ✭PapaRatzinger


    Zillah wrote: »
    Let us not forget the true meaning of this day. While we are hunting for eggs and feasting on chocolate, eating and drinking with friends and family, let us not forget that this day commemorates something. We must not forget the day that Santa sent His only son to battle Mechazilla. Were it not for His sacrifice we would all now surely be condemned to a life of endless toil and slavery in the tin and zinc mines that Mechazilla demands.




    I love you Jesus.

    Amen.



    jesuszilla.jpg

    Bigot.


  • #3
    rovert
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,089 ✭✭✭✭rovert


    PapaRatzinger wrote: »
    Bigot.

    Troll/gimmick poster


  • #4
    Zillah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    PapaRatzinger wrote: »
    Bigot.

    Ahaha don't ban this guy, this could be fun.


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Zillah wrote: »
    Let us not forget the true meaning of this day. While we are hunting for eggs and feasting on chocolate, eating and drinking with friends and family, let us not forget that this day commemorates something. We must not forget the day that Santa sent His only son to battle Mechazilla. Were it not for His sacrifice we would all now surely be condemned to a life of endless toil and slavery in the tin and zinc mines that Mechazilla demands.




    I love you Jesus.

    Amen.
    Heretic!
    It's clear from the scriptures Jesus came back from the future to fight Mothra!

    godzilla-mothra.jpg


  • #6
    PapaRatzinger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36 ✭PapaRatzinger


    Deep down, you're enraged with jealousy of the Church's wealth (and I don't refer to material wealth). For all the effort of your saviours Dawkins, Hitchens and Harris and all the great Utopian transformations of society they promise, you cannot stand the sight Christians celebrating Easter Sunday: an event that you can only dream of imitating.

    I'm gonna leave ye now, I've a lamb to tuck into and a family to talk to.


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  • #7
    rovert
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,089 ✭✭✭✭rovert


    PapaRatzinger wrote: »
    I'm gonna leave ye now, I've a lamb to tuck into and a family to talk to.

    Thats right look on the brightside

    life-of-brian-image-1-860096543.jpg


  • #8
    Zillah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    PapaRatzinger wrote: »
    you cannot stand the sight Christians celebrating Easter Sunday

    Christians and Atheists are both perfectly capable of celebrating the pagan holiday that is Easter. I already mentioned the chocolate, duh!


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    PapaRatzinger wrote: »
    I'm gonna leave ye now, I've a lamb to tuck into and a family to talk to.

    Good luck to you.

    As an Atheist I will be tucking into my family for dinner to appease my raging blood fury at the sight of Christians enjoying Easter.

    Hail Mothra!


  • #10
    Zillah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    mothmanjesus.jpg


  • #11
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Zillah wrote: »
    mothmanjesus.jpg

    Stick a TARDIS in there and you've got it.


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  • #12
    bleg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,848 ✭✭✭bleg


    I'd love some spaghetti monster now.


  • #13
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,427 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    PapaRatzinger wrote: »
    Bigot.
    I've always wanted to card the Pope.

    Cheers, Benny!


  • #14
    Galvasean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Wasn't Easter originally all about the phallus?
    Which brings me to my next point...
    Where can I buy one?


  • #15
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    PapaRatzinger wrote: »
    Deep down, you're enraged with jealousy of the Church's wealth (and I don't refer to material wealth). For all the effort of your saviours Dawkins, Hitchens and Harris and all the great Utopian transformations of society they promise, you cannot stand the sight Christians celebrating Easter Sunday: an event that you can only dream of imitating.

    I'm gonna leave ye now, I've a lamb to tuck into and a family to talk to.

    good, we have godless rituals to enact and babies to eat.


  • #16
    Erren Music
    Closed Accounts Posts: 384 ✭✭Erren Music


    PapaRatzinger wrote: »
    Deep down, you're enraged with jealousy of the Church's wealth (and I don't refer to material wealth). For all the effort of your saviours Dawkins, Hitchens and Harris and all the great Utopian transformations of society they promise, you cannot stand the sight Christians celebrating Easter Sunday: an event that you can only dream of imitating.

    I'm gonna leave ye now, I've a lamb to tuck into and a family to talk to.

    Brilliant.

    You clowns will believe any horsesh1t.

    Easter a christian festival......,



    Is paparatz one of the religious mods having a bit of fun.


  • #17
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,427 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Erren Music wrote: »
    You clowns will believe any horsesh1t.
    Carded for insulting other posters and making comments about moderators of another forum.

    Your next violation of forum rules will see you receive one of our rare permabans.


  • #18
    Zombrex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,848 ✭✭✭✭Zombrex


    There is something you should know my child ... I'm packing

    617_image_03.jpg

    Don't **** with Jesus


  • #19
    Stercus Accidit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    Jesus layed his chocolate eggs to pay for your sins, shame on you atheists.


  • #20
    eoin5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,141 ✭✭✭eoin5


    Bill Hicks on easter:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFfXXuyi2FQ


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