Zombie Jesus Day.

Agent J

I've been developing a theory about easter.

Jesus rose from the dead which leads to the obvious assertion that he must be a zombie. During the mass people take communion which means they eat the body of christ. Some speculation about how the zombie virus is transmitted would say that ingestion of infected flesh should lead to infection, other theorys say could just lead to death.

So if part of a ritual of ingestion of zombie flesh, why arent we over run after each mass? Or people dropping down dead?

As part of the ritual people tend to each large amounts of chocolate on easter sunday and i never quite understood that. Then it hit me, like taking massive amount of Vit C can help with a cold. Maybe massive amounts of chocolate act as some sort of protection aganist the zombie virus? It also is a ritual which has remained a lunar festival when ever other Christian ritual tends to have been moved to a spefic date. Maybe the timing of the massive dose of chocolate has something to do it?

Taking chocolate on the first sunday after the first full moon after the spring equinox provides year round might provide protectionaganist eating zombie flesh.

Oh, This is only of concern to catholics. Protestants need not worry because of the whole Transubstantion, Consubstation arguement.(Someone else gave me the idea for that)

Each chocolate, lots of chocolate! Your life just might depend on it!

FewFew

Even chocolate bunnies? Even their heads? Even their beautiful brains?

anomalous

Or we are all zombies already and we didnt even know it? and the "zombies" are actually how humanity was meant to be and they are trying to save us by infecting us - we could be the abominations

basically i prefer your idea though - anything to justify eating more chocolate

Agent J

Especially the bunnies!

Im worried about that anomalous, you sound like a zed sympathiser....

anomalous

just being a little philosophical - i wont let it happen again

im no zombie lover

what about all those catholics that eat the "body" of christ and are either allergic to or dont like chocolate maybe we should start a militia to weed out these people as they may be how the virus eventually spreads

we should be keeping an eye on these infiltrators!

Endaaaagh

...saw this on a t-shirt once:D