so my house mates think they are nirvana

x in the city

almost 4am and 130dB bass belting out down stairs....

noiceee

mawk

trip switch ftw

CianRyan

Boiling kettle FTW!

B0X

I hate how people can't take care of their own problems. Use a little common sense, it's easter sunday and it's early, obviously zombie jesus would have a free slot around this time to "deal" with these stoner wannabes. 28 days later style.

kavsmdf

Or in this case, zombie Kurt Cobain.

x in the city

I got masters exams in may....

dont need 130dB bass at this hour, easter or not.

and i moved out of a house of horrors 3 weeks ago and found out my new flat mate has a passion for getting stone deaf

landsleaving

No, it's Easter Saturday and it's late... isn't it?

Are you up after sleeping?

Mind blown.

I should go to bed.

CianRyan

SERIOUSLY!!!

And post pics!

x in the city

this is ridiculous, im surprised the cops havent called..

Le King

your housemates are some kind of heaven?

Is it rad and rebellious of me to write in lowercase too?

deisedude

Pretend to sleepwank in front of them. Should get them to turn the music off

Hank_Jones

Here's what you do.

Go down and get yourself a beer and lighten up.

They will die off in about an hour or two anyway.

landsleaving

Go to the door, open it, they won't hear. Ring the bell a few times. Stand there for about 30 seconds. Close the door. Go in to them and say a neighbour complained and will call the Gards if they don't turn it off and if they make noise like that late at night again. Problem solved.

Overheal

Anymous gardai tip

/solved

x in the city

keep em coming...

since i wont be getting sleep anytime soon, and this seems like an endless onslaught onto the eardrums..
surprised ye cant hear it

Le King

Hope they aren't singing "Rape Me". God, that could cause a few problems.

x in the city

this better be a once off, else im not going to be a happy bunny.

only moved in a few weeks ago. going to crack up

CianRyan

Get completely naked, walk into the room and rub yourself against their legs 'till they turn off the music.

Post pics.

x in the city

or throw a motlov cocktail down stairs....

CianRyan

Or throw them down the strairs.

And, well... You know what I want.

landsleaving

Nah, then you'd be trapped upstairs and burn to death AFTER they think they've been possessed by Jimi Hendrix and try to play a flaming guitar.

CianRyan

^^^
Your post count is a car Edit: Nope, you're actually 40 posts away from that.

Look, OP. Do something weird/illegal soon and make sure you document it fully with photographic evidence and then post it here for my entertainment.
Please.

landsleaving

CianRyan wrote: »

^^^
Your post count is a car Edit: Nope, you're actually 40 posts away from that.

Look, OP. Do something weird/illegal soon and make sure you document it fully with photographic evidence and then post it here for my entertainment.
Please.

Link won't work for me

Also, I wasn to see these photos, sooner rather than later. If possible, try to censor all male nudity. Thank you.

x in the city

CianRyan wrote: »

^^^
Your post count is a car Edit: Nope, you're actually 40 posts away from that.

Look, OP. Do something weird/illegal soon and make sure you document it fully with photographic evidence and then post it here for my entertainment.
Please.

if kurt was here I would get him to pop them

CianRyan

landsleaving wrote: »

Link won't work for me

Also, I wasn to see these photos, sooner rather than later. If possible, try to censor all male nudity. Thank you.

Weird one, works for me.
http://img.blogdeblogs.com/highmotor/uploads/2009/01/ferrari_599_gtb_tuning.jpg

With the right circumstances(op being a maniac) this could be a potentially epic thread.

CianRyan

x in the city wrote: »

if kurt was he I would get him to pop them

Is this meant to be cryptic?

Looks like we could have a Charlie Manson on our hands!!

x in the city

hmmm

I did watch the freeway killer recently

CianRyan

That edit makes more sense alright.

Cover yourself in a red liquid and run in screaming at him holding a knife.
Or, just walk in, unknown to him and just stare at him covered in a red liquid.

If you have only moved in recently and he does not know you very well, this could be just what you need to shut him up.

Gaunty

Just throw the trip switch. No more electricity and you can pretend its a power outage. Turn it back on when you wake up.

kwestfan08

Shout kurt's suicide was a killing by a certain "hole" singer.

That should get them to shut up OP

x in the city

**** this ****

jesus ****ing christ on a bike

Overheal

x in the city wrote: »

**** this ****

jesus ****ing christ on a bike

You didnt call the cops, did you. Tsk Tsk.

Reganio 2

I wonder has jesus ever f*cked christ on a bike?

That would be some awesome Christianity porn.

x in the city

no. but father wats his name has

CianRyan

WAHEY!!

Seriously, no weird **** yet?
What the **** OP, this is serious business.

iii Stevo iii

Just gonna throw this out there .................... ask him to stop?

x in the city

think its time to have a word


* loads sawn off shot gun

landsleaving

iii Stevo iii wrote: »

Just gonna throw this out there .................... ask him to stop?

BOO! No logical answers! We're trying to get this guy to do something nuts!

Overheal

x in the city wrote: »

think its time to have a word


* loads sawn off shot gun

I think the time to have a word was 2 hours ago.

Did you misplace your balls?

tech77

x in the city wrote: »

almost 4am and 130dB bass belting out down stairs....

noiceee

Smells a bit like teen's spirit to me.
They probably think they're some kinda lounge act. :rolleyes:
Just stay away from them- it'll drain you.
They'll be all apologies tomorrow anyway.
Have a cup of Penny Royal Tea and go to bed.

CianRyan

iii Stevo iii wrote: »

Just gonna throw this out there .................... ask him to stop?

That clearly wont work.
What the OP needs is a **** load of Viagra, a porno and to stand facing his* room hate!




*Just realised, I don't know if you're a guy. If not, so this anyway... And post pics.

landsleaving

tech77 wrote: »

Smells a bit like teen's spirit to me.
They probably think they're some kinda lounge act. :rolleyes:
Just stay away from them- it'll drain you.
They'll be all apologies tomorrow anyway.
Have a cup of Penny Royal Tea and go to bed.

BOO!

CianRyan

tech77 wrote: »

Smells a bit like teen's spirit to me.
They probably think they're some kinda lounge act. :rolleyes:
Just stay away from them- it'll drain you.
They'll be all apologies tomorrow anyway.
Have a cup of Penny Royal Tea and go to bed.

WIN!!

x in the city

They must be stone deaf by now....

CianRyan

x in the city wrote: »

They must be stone deaf by now....

Make this relate to Nirvana and three or less moves.


Stone Deaf-

Songs For The Deaf>Dave Grohl>Nirvana

x in the city

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8602327.stm


imagine the cops in ny, they would have these morons gunned down by now

tech77

landsleaving wrote: »

BOO!

OK, nevermind.
Was kinda dumb.

landsleaving

tech77 wrote: »

OK, nevermind.
Was kinda dumb.

You know, you're right.

You broke me. I laughed.

(I laughed the first time too tbh. It was a friendly, good bad joke kind of boo, hence the )

tech77

landsleaving wrote: »

You know, you're right.

You broke me. I laughed.

(I laughed the first time too tbh. It was a friendly, good bad joke kind of boo, hence the )

Laughed at what.
The OP was looking for advice.
I told him ignore them, have a cup of tea and go to bed.

Good earphones and some Goldfrapp sends me off to sleep if anyone is being noisy..

seanybiker

Grow a pair of balls, go down to him and kick the crap outta him.