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Taking a leak beside the CEO/Boss

  • 02-04-2010 6:07pm
    #1
    veryangryman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,659 ✭✭✭


    I dont know about you but nothing makes me think "Ah for fukcs sake" like when your in the work jacks, fly just unzipped and the boss arrives in beside you.

    I wish i could elaborate with a funny incident, and man would i love a witty line for this.

    Sometimes in this world, you forget that everybody pees.


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  • #2
    Supercell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,544 ✭✭✭✭Supercell


    Did you look to see was it bigger than yours?
    https://www.loughlinstown.ie/

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  • #3
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    i'm a female and all my bosses are men. There is 1 female loo and 1 male. There'd be something gone wrong somewhere if i ended up peeing beside my boss:eek:


  • #4
    UrbanSea
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,335 ✭✭✭✭UrbanSea


    Don't be nervous. If you finish him off I'm sure he would wish you a good day.


  • #5
    eamon234
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,924 ✭✭✭eamon234


    It happened to me with Jeff Immelt! Was a very weird moment.


  • #6
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Just burst out laughing. I promise you that he will join in.


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  • #7
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Especially when you've been bitching about the guy behind his back

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFWDkyaM2no


  • #8
    djk1000
    Closed Accounts Posts: 899 ✭✭✭djk1000


    Don't look down, never look down, eyes forward, no more than two shakes, don't make conversation until your washing hands.


  • #9
    NothingMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    I find you relax more once you cum.


    There's only 1 urinal in our work jacks and it's kind of behind a partition. I was there one day and the boss walked in straight for the urinal, he was almost on top of me when he saw me there and done an about step and went to a cubical. He then had a conversation with me from the cubical. He's sound though so I don't feel awkward around him.


  • #10
    veryangryman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,659 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    NothingMan wrote: »
    I find you relax more once you cum.

    WOW! So THATS why i find women so interesting.

    Your ideas are intriguing to me and i wish to subscribe to your network


  • #11
    WhiteRussian
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 304 ✭✭WhiteRussian


    NothingMan wrote: »
    I find you relax more once you cum.


    There's only 1 urinal in our work jacks and it's kind of behind a partition. I was there one day and the boss walked in straight for the urinal, he was almost on top of me when he saw me there and done an about step and went to a cubical. He then had a conversation with me from the cubical. He's sound though so I don't feel awkward around him.

    You should have tried to piss over the cubicle in on top of him! Just for the craic


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  • #12
    merengueca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 465 ✭✭merengueca


    Love this thread!

    I'm a girl and always pondered if this was 'uncomfortable' for blokes.... (well, not always that would be perverse - just occasional ponderment)


  • #13
    cafecolour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,328 ✭✭✭cafecolour


    I can get stage fright if there's someone to close to me on the urinal when it's time to begin. When heading to the loo at work I'd actually be keeping an eye out to see if there was anyone else walking behind me, and head to the stall if so.


  • #14
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    I once had a pee beside Irish Pres' Hillery, does that count?


  • #15
    veryangryman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,659 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    merengueca wrote: »
    Love this thread!

    I'm a girl and always pondered if this was 'uncomfortable' for blokes.... (well, not always that would be perverse - just occasional ponderment)

    It is. If i seen the boss already there, i would generally use the urinal.

    They're always there as an option, unless theyre full. In which case, i could just use the option of washing my hands. But what if i REALLY need to pee. :eek:

    Politics of taking a leak at work...


  • #16
    tipperaryboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 952 ✭✭✭tipperaryboy


    Im not sure why but i just cant use a urinal feel very uncomfortable.


  • #17
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    tipperaryboy wrote: »
    Im not sure why but i just cant use a urinal feel very uncomfortable.
    HUH? :confused:


  • #18
    GTE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,915 ✭✭✭GTE


    WhiteRussian wrote: »
    You should have tried to piss over the cubicle in on top of him! Just for the craic
    That made me laugh!
    I can imagine an over dramatic fall mid piss when he bumps into him.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDl0BlG1924


  • #19
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    bonerm wrote: »
    Especially when you've been bitching about the guy behind his back

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFWDkyaM2no

    He didnt wipe his ass.

    Disgusting!!


  • #20
    Doyler92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭Doyler92


    You're taking the piss right? :p


  • #21
    billymitchell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,996 ✭✭✭✭billymitchell


    I've got a massive wang, so the situatation never really bothers me


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  • #22
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    veryangryman wrote: »
    It is. If i seen the boss already there, i would generally use the urinal.

    They're always there as an option, unless theyre full. In which case, i could just use the option of washing my hands. But what if i REALLY need to pee. :eek:

    Politics of taking a leak at work...

    Pee in the sink..


  • #23
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    FearDark wrote: »
    He didnt wipe his ass.

    Disgusting!!

    Well now you know why it got an 18's certificiate.


  • #24
    martyboy48
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,140 ✭✭✭martyboy48


    tipperaryboy wrote: »
    Im not sure why but i just cant use a urinal feel very uncomfortable.

    Your problem is that you are not supposed to sit on it... :D


  • #25
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    martyboy48 wrote: »
    Your problem is that you are not supposed to sit on it... :D
    :pac:

    O' dear. Just the thought of it... :eek:


  • #26
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    billymitchell wrote: »
    I've got a massive wang, so the situatation never really bothers me


    4 inches is hardly 'massive'.


  • #27
    billymitchell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,996 ✭✭✭✭billymitchell


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    4 inches is hardly 'massive'.

    "Four inches Private Pyle, FOUR INCHES"


  • #28
    sdanseo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,244 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Biggins wrote: »
    I once had a pee beside Irish Pres' Hillery, does that count?

    Was he President at the time? :P


  • #29
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Must include....
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzZ-lCeeFAU


  • #30
    Seloth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭Seloth


    The principal in my grinds school always go to the feckin middle one so people wont go ear or scare them off fast :L


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