Ryanair to replace Cabin Crew with Vending Machines.

Michaelrsh

http://www.finchannel.com/news_flash/Travel_Biz_News/61423_Ryanair_to_Install_Onboard_Vending_Machines/

So Ryanair are going to reduce the amount of cabin crew from 4 to 2 but I was wondering what safety implementations this would have. What if there was an emergency and a plane was about to make a crash landing. Who's going to help the passengers get out? 2 cabin crew would seem to little to help a hundred and something passengers. Or what if the plane was about to be hijacked, would two cabin crew be able to overcome a terrorist?

I think this only shows how much Ryanair put profit over the safety of the passengers.

Biggins

Aye, I believe this one too as much as the British AA having rocket jet packs.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1262778/April-Fool-Did-fall-flying-rocketman-cable-laying-ferrets-Queen-flying-easyJet.html

or the fish slapper!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1262723/Revenge-carp-Fish-hunted-woman-armed-bow-arrow-leaps-water-smack-face.html

landsleaving

I get it. I get jokes.

That_Guy

You'd get more personality from a vending machine than you would with those cold heartless cabin crew monsters.

brummytom

I seriously can't decide whether this could be real.

I mean... April Fools' day.




But... Ryanair

ejmaztec

brummytom wrote: »

I seriously can't decide whether this could be real.

I mean... April Fools' day.




But... Ryanair

Ryanair has about 12 April 1sts every year.

UrbanSea

Would 4 cabin crew stop a terrorist?

Biggins

greetings wrote: »

Would 4 cabin crew stop a terrorist?

Are they Virgins? :rolleyes:

fergalr

I wish people wouldn't make jokes like this about Ryanair.

You never know what they'll hear about, and actually decide they might charge for.

Like the charging to use the toilet fiasco before.

I'm sure they would use less staff if the safety regulations would allow it.
And probably sell priority disembarking in the event of an emergency, too.

That_Guy

fergalr wrote: »

I wish people wouldn't make jokes like this about Ryanair.

Bloke was sitting on a barstool, drinking a pint, at Heathrow airport, when a really beautiful woman sat down next to him. Bloke thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous, she must be a flight attendant, but which airline does she work for?"

Being a bit of a know-all and hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan, "Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare, and bloke immediately thought to himself, "Damn, she doesn't work for Delta".

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"

She gave him the same confused look.

He mentally kicked himself and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan, "Smooth as silk".

This time the woman turned on him, "What the f*** do you want?"

Bloke smiled, and said, "Ah, Ryanair!"

Biggins

That_Guy wrote: »

...the woman turned on him, "What the f*** do you want?"
Bloke smiled, and said, "Ah, Ryanair!"

LOL Very good - and I would have replied "well me lost cases for a start, would be nice!"

Wazdakka

That sucks..
How can you mile high a vending machine?


Unless...

*books tickets*

That_Guy

Biggins wrote: »

LOL Very good - and I would have replied "well me lost cases for a start, would be nice!"

Twice it happened to me before..... Always carry on!!! Always.

Wazdakka wrote: »

That sucks..
How can you mile high a vending machine?


Unless...

*books tickets*

Baby's got candy kisses.

FoneMaster

They'll be relacing the pilots with women next:D .Only Joking Ladies!!!:p

RoadKillTs

They'll be relacing the pilots with women next

Easy now, Wimmins dont like it when ya say things like that

That_Guy

FoneMaster wrote: »

They'll be relacing the pilots with women next:D .Only Joking Ladies!!!:p

If only

NothingMan

FoneMaster wrote: »

They'll be relacing the pilots with women next:D .Only Joking Ladies!!!

Of course it's a joke. They're cheap not stupid .



Sorry.

steof1984

RoadKillTs wrote: »

Easy now, Wimmins dont like it when ya say things like that

"Women will like what i tell them to like"

corkcomp

I didnt read through this other than the title, but my first thoughts on replacing ryanair cabin crew with vending machines = thank f*ucking god. there is only so much of the sales pitch one can put up with

orourkeda

That_Guy wrote: »

You'd get more personality from a vending machine than you would with those cold heartless cabin crew monsters.

Sounds like you need to start taking the ferry