Is this common?

Lana80

Hi I was catching up with a friend(male) last night.He had a fair amount of alcohol taken and told me about how he and 2 of his 'straight' housemates(male) used to fool around(give each other hand-jobs...)I was surprised as all are 'straight'.Is this common?

Fizman

It's known as a circle jerk. It is not common. They are all homosexual.

cherryghost

of course its normal. jeez jizz

Uriel.

They are not straight.

They are bi-sexual or homosexual.

Yes it is common - for bisexual and homosexual males.

Ruu_Old

Not where I'm from...never heard of such filth! :eek:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

That''s just the catholic-squimish-sex attitude speaking...!
Here on the continent it's perfectly... weird too (unless you''re gay).

How drunk do you have to be to actually admit participating, though?

zuroph

Lana80 wrote: »

Hi I was catching up with a friend(male) last night.He had a fair amount of alcohol taken and told me about how he and 2 of his 'straight' housemates(male) used to fool around(give each other hand-jobs...)I was surprised as all are 'straight'.Is this common?

What, so just because a couple of guys jerk each other off they're lower class?!?! :eek: snob

Trashbat

Its not gay if you're doing it for the following reasons:

- Trying to get a promotion in work
- Rehearsing a play
- Doing it to convince two girls to do some same-sex stuff for your benifit
- Doing it on medical advice from a (real) doctor
- Doing it for the Lulz

Any other way and they probably couldnt be described as "Straight"

Still though, if they like it, fair play to em!

longshanks

Trashbat wrote: »

Its not gay if you're doing it for the following reasons:

- Trying to get a promotion in work
- Rehearsing a play
- Doing it to convince two girls to do some same-sex stuff for your benifit
- Doing it on medical advice from a (real) doctor
- Doing it for the Lulz

its still gay

AnonoBoy

Trashbat wrote: »

Its not gay if you're doing it for the following reasons:

- Trying to get a promotion in work

Not gay, just harrassment.

Trashbat wrote: »

- Rehearsing a play

That's pretending to do it. What sort of plays do you go to? Mainly ones in Amsterdam and Thailand I'd wager!

Trashbat wrote: »

- Doing it to convince two girls to do some same-sex stuff for your benifit

How hot are these girls?

Trashbat wrote: »

- Doing it on medical advice from a (real) doctor

Yup. It's a regularly prescribed treatment to get rid of straightness.

Trashbat wrote: »

- Doing it for the Lulz

As Rainman said:

Definitely. Definitely. Definitely Gay.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Trashbat wrote: »

Its not gay if you're doing it for the following reasons:

- Trying to get a promotion in work
- Rehearsing a play
- Doing it to convince two girls to do some same-sex stuff for your benifit
- Doing it on medical advice from a (real) doctor
- Doing it for the Lulz

Any other way and they probably couldnt be described as "Straight"

Still though, if they like it, fair play to em!

All bull****: only two acceptable straight scenarios:
- jail
- someone has a gun pointed at your head.

bonerm

Also OP, probably best to pass if they ever offer you anything from the biscuit tin.

cafecolour

Well, I've known guys who were mostly into women but enjoyed a certain level of gay 'horseplay' with another lad. Obviously handjobs is a good bit beyond drunken wrestling, but it'd be keeping that sort of vibe. As full-on gay guy, I'm going to have to say that the gay sex I have goes a good bit beyond drunken handjobs

But I don't know about claiming completely straight. If they were 13 I'd give em a pass. If they're old enough to have their own flat that's pushing it.

If ya believe in the kinsey scale (ie 0 - completely hetero, 6 - completely homo) they could well be like a 2, but a 0?

If were really to guess, I'd say that prob one was a bit more gay and was more the initiator, and one was a bit less gay but still enjoyed enough to go along with it.

And, if you're mate is drunkenly telling you this, he might have been more the initiator and telling you it to see if he gets any interest back

Gone Drinking

I'll just wait for someone else to locate that thread, about the dude who's two mates started giving each other hand jobs, in the same bed as him, whilst he tried to sleep.

daveyboy_1ie

Am I too cynical or is it ok to instantly think 'April fools' after reading the OP?

OutlawPete

Well, when you think about it.

You **** your own cock and that's a mans.

So in a way, all men are gay as they masturbate male cock.

Works for ladies too, they are all lez.

Gone Drinking

Lana80 wrote: »

I was surprised as all are 'straight'.

Are you mates with Ricky Martin, by any chance?

Spore

This kind of activity is common*





*In boarding schools.
Also, in Clongowes they used play the game "soggy biscuit"

star.chaser

Lana80 wrote: »

Hi I was catching up with a friend(male) last night.He had a fair amount of alcohol taken and told me about how he and 2 of his 'straight' housemates(male) used to fool around(give each other hand-jobs...)I was surprised as all are 'straight'.Is this common?

dutch courage - a gay has just come onto you

cruiser178

OutlawPete wrote: »

Well, when you think about it.

You **** your own cock and that's a mans.

So in a way, all men are gay as they masturbate male cock.

Works for ladies too, they are all lez.

oh sweet jesus

Gillington

No it's not f**king common!!! Men,don't try and justify this!

OutlawPete

cruiser178 wrote: »

oh sweet jesus

Ooops ...

Nulty

cafecolour wrote: »

Well, I've known guys who were mostly into women but enjoyed a certain level of gay 'horseplay' with another lad. Obviously handjobs is a good bit beyond drunken wrestling, but it'd be keeping that sort of vibe. As full-on gay guy, I'm going to have to say that the gay sex I have goes a good bit beyond drunken handjobs

But I don't know about claiming completely straight. If they were 13 I'd give em a pass. If they're old enough to have their own flat that's pushing it.

If ya believe in the kinsey scale (ie 0 - completely hetero, 6 - completely homo) they could well be like a 2, but a 0?

If were really to guess, I'd say that prob one was a bit more gay and was more the initiator, and one was a bit less gay but still enjoyed enough to go along with it.

And, if you're mate is drunkenly telling you this, he might have been more the initiator and telling you it to see if he gets any interest back

Did anyone else watch that movie the other night? Liam Neeson was Alfred Kinsey. I'd never heard of the guy before. Pretty informative

funk-you

It's not gay if they did a lumberjack....you hold your own and the other person works your elbow.

-Funk

brummytom

Lana80 wrote: »

Hi I was catching up with a friend(male) last night.He had a fair amount of alcohol taken and told me about how he and 2 of his 'straight' housemates(male) used to fool around(give each other hand-jobs...)I was surprised as all are 'straight'.Is this common?

No it's not common; they're gays

Ticktactoe

Gone Drinking wrote: »

I'll just wait for someone else to locate that thread, about the dude who's two mates started giving each other hand jobs, in the same bed as him, whilst he tried to sleep.

That post was hilarious!

Biggins

Personally speaking, I have to say I think its Gay!!!

LOL. Ya gotta love AH!

Gillington

funk-you wrote: »

It's not gay if they did a lumberjack....you hold your own and the other person works your elbow.

-Funk

Also known as the windmill.

I seen it in a film

orourkeda

daveyboy_1ie wrote: »

Am I too cynical or is it ok to instantly think 'April fools' after reading the OP?

Yes. Maybe the OP is just jerking us off

zuroph

Gillington wrote: »

Also known as the windmill.

I seen it in a film

*dutch rudder

orourkeda

funk-you wrote: »

It's not gay if they did a lumberjack....you hold your own and the other person works your elbow.

-Funk

Never heard of it. If I understand correctly then you hold your own flute and someone else moves your arm at the elbow to **** you off?

Weird

Biggins

* Puts on deep Shakespearian voice *

"Is that **** I see before me!" :eek:

sponsoredwalk

Trashbat wrote: »

- Doing it to convince two girls to do some same-sex stuff for your benifit

*




Disclaimer: there was no circle jerking, soggy biscuits nor anything even near that region involved!

snow ghost

Lana80 wrote: »

Hi I was catching up with a friend(male) last night.He had a fair amount of alcohol taken and told me about how he and 2 of his 'straight' housemates(male) used to fool around(give each other hand-jobs...)I was surprised as all are 'straight'.Is this common?

I'd say only one of them is Gay and he doesn't get half as drunk as the other two straight mugs.

It this common?

No but this is

snow ghost

btw, it's not common except among accountants.

ejmaztec

Anybody thinking that it isn't gay should kick their way out of that closet pronto.

Biggins

Deleted User wrote: »

No but this is

Jeasus, you can't go anywhere without "clap" being included!
Do ya need protection for going there too?

Biggins

Biggins wrote: »

Jeasus, you can't go anywhere without "clap" being included!
Do ya need protection for going there too?

Stab vest, condoms and rubber gloves! :pac:

vicecreamsundae

i'd say it's more common than you think.

the last time i played "never have i ever" , three straight guys admitted to kissing member of same sex, two of them admitted to handjobs with same sex. all of them identify as straight, two of them have girlfriends. it does happen.

i definitely don't think you can say the guys in the OPs story are gay because of their actions. i've kissed girls, but am not sexually attracted to women. i know some guys who get turned on by watching gay porn, but who love women and would never want to be with a man in real life.
you really can't decide somebody else's sexuality for them, even if they are engaging in gay behaviour. only they know who they are sexually attracted to.

Michaelrsh

It's common amongst groups of very ugly males and farmers.

snow ghost

vicecreamsundae wrote: »

i'd say it's more common than you think.

the last time i played "never have i ever" , three straight guys admitted to kissing member of same sex, two of them admitted to handjobs with same sex. all of them identify as straight, two of them have girlfriends. it does happen.

i definitely don't think you can say the guys in the OPs story are gay because of their actions. i've kissed girls, but am not sexually attracted to women. i know some guys who get turned on by watching gay porn, but who love women and would never want to be with a man in real life.
you really can't decide somebody else's sexuality for them, even if they are engaging in gay behaviour. only they know who they are sexually attracted to.

It's not 'common' among hetrosexual men - I think men should know.

Trashbat

Deleted User wrote: »

Stab vest, condoms and rubber gloves! :pac:

And a certain famous American Actor's car keys if the rumours are to be beleived.

Nulty

cafecolour wrote: »

Well, I've known guys who were mostly into women but enjoyed a certain level of gay 'horseplay' with another lad. Obviously handjobs is a good bit beyond drunken wrestling, but it'd be keeping that sort of vibe. As full-on gay guy, I'm going to have to say that the gay sex I have goes a good bit beyond drunken handjobs

But I don't know about claiming completely straight. If they were 13 I'd give em a pass. If they're old enough to have their own flat that's pushing it.

If ya believe in the kinsey scale (ie 0 - completely hetero, 6 - completely homo) they could well be like a 2, but a 0?

If were really to guess, I'd say that prob one was a bit more gay and was more the initiator, and one was a bit less gay but still enjoyed enough to go along with it.

And, if you're mate is drunkenly telling you this, he might have been more the initiator and telling you it to see if he gets any interest back

snow ghost wrote: »

It's not 'common' among hetrosexual men - I think men should know.

It's like cafe colour said, nothings black and white, it's all just shades of grey. Hetro, homo and bi are three levels - basic levels. I'm sure there are sublevels.

Plus, vicecreamsundae mentions 'behaviour'. The sexual behaviour of the human being is so complex that it's near impossible to generalize.

snow ghost

Nulty wrote: »

It's like cafe colour said, nothings black and white, it's all just shades of grey. Hetro, homo and bi are three levels - basic levels. I'm sure there are sublevels.

Plus, vicecreamsundae mentions 'behaviour'. The sexual behaviour of the human being is so complex that it's near impossible to generalize.

Have to disagree Nulty, I think we can very accurately generalise that the 'majority' of hetrosexual males don't give each other hand-jobs... and as such it ain't 'common'.

kraggy

Uriel. wrote: »

They are not straight.

They are bi-sexual or homosexual.

Yes it is common - for bisexual and homosexual males.

Labels are stupid and inaccurate. Humans are not so simple as to be able to be pigeon-holed into neat categories.

Nulty

snow ghost wrote: »

Have to disagree Nulty, I think we can very accurately generalise that the 'majority' of hetrosexual males don't give each other hand-jobs... and as such it ain't 'common'.

Are you saying that its not common among people who don't/haven't do(ne) it? Your basically restating a fact there.

The important part of your idea is how you define the term 'hetrosexual' in this context

daveyboy_1ie

orourkeda wrote: »

Yes. Maybe the OP is just jerking us off

Pull the other one............

vicecreamsundae

snow ghost wrote: »

It's not 'common' among hetrosexual men - I think men should know.

i didn't say it was common, i'm sure it's not -only that it happens more than you might think.
and really, only the men who are doing it "would know" -so you having no experience of it does not make you an authority on the subject.

Odysseus

Uriel. wrote: »

They are not straight.

They are bi-sexual or homosexual.

Yes it is common - for bisexual and homosexual males.

Do forget those would are classed as MSM, men who have sex with other men. These people would not see themselves as gay, but would have varying sexual interaction with other men.

To me its gay or bi-sexual, but offically there are those classed as MSM.