worst &/or cheeseist metal lyrics

oweno

heres a couple. "thousands of cars and a million guitars screaming with power in the air, we know the place where the deicables race our army of rock will be there" judas priest. ram it down. "cos a hard lovin woman like you needs a hard lovin man" whitesnake. fool for your lovin:D:D:D

Twilightning

Here's a few cheese pizzas to get your teeth into!

Kingdom for a Heart - Sonata Arctica
Velatum - Serenity
Eagleheart - Statovarius
Starfall - Dragonland

I'll get more later.

Catari Jaguar

Cheesy yet awesome, it's gotta be Calling Doctor Love by Kiss

Tommy used to work on the docks... Gina works the diner all day
Bon Jovi - Livin On a Prayer

Kess73

The entire Manowar back cat.




Metal Warrors


Every one of us has heard the call
Brothers of true metal proud and standing tall
We know the power within us has brought us to this hall
There's magic in the metal there's magic is us all

Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers leave the hall
Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers go on get out
Leave the hall

Now the world must listen to our decree
We don't turn down for anyone we do just what we please
Got to make it louder, all men play on ten
If you're not into metal, you are not my friend

Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers leave the hall
Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers I said
Leave the hall

Now the world must listen to our decree
We don't turn down for anyone we do just what we please
Got to make it louder, all men play on ten
If you're not into metal, you are not my friend

There's metal in the air tonite, can you hear it call
If you ain't got the balls, to take it you can
Leave the hall

Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers leave the hall
Heavy metal or no metal at all whimps and posers leave the hall

bazmaiden

Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh don't you see what I mean

No i have no fcuking idea what you are talking about dio:D

yknaa

Saxon - set me free:

Taken by force
By you of course
Far from my bed
I know I'd rather be dead
Set me free

Still like it a lot though.

GrizzlyMan

HAMMERFALL - Heeding The Call



A flash in the night, a journey through time
the Templars are back on the streets
Guarded by prowess and the will to survive
all led by the guiding light
Angels of mercy, guardians of time
Shackled and chained through the eternal flame
the hammer will slowly arise

Heeding The Call, one and for all
never surrender, with glory we'll fall
Brothers unite, let's stand up and fight
fulfilling our fate, we are Heeding The Call

One, step ahead, revealing the past
united, together we stand
The call of the thunder, the sign to begin
this final crusade we will win

Angels of mercy, our journey must proceed
With hearts all filled up with chivalry
the lifeblood that we all need

Heeding The Call, one and for all
never surrender, with glory we'll fall
Brothers unite, let's stand up and fight
fulfilling our fate, we are Heeding The Call

Oh, oh, oh...

Heeding The Call, one and for all
never surrender, with glory we'll fall
Brothers unite, let's stand up and fight
fulfilling our fate, we are Heeding The Cal

Max Power1

two and a half words...

MAN-O-WAR

Sarky

Pfft, you're just jealous of Manowar's TRUE METAL.

Gerard Coughlan

Make love like a man
I'm a man
Thats what I am

Can you belive a grown man wrote this?

cedomination

HEARTS ON FIRE!

Angron

Manowar, so cheesy they'd make a lactose-intolerant person sick :P

Pyr0

ALL MEN PLAY ON 10 !! *Weow weow*

slavetothegrind

All you above dissenters from the sign of the hammer are, and i quote the great De Maio
"two fisted ****"


Seriously, they actually caused the structural damage to the SFX that resulted in it's closure as a venue. THAT'S HOW LOUD THEY ARE!

Try anthrax ant the whole NOT thing, feckin cheeseballs.....

slavetothegrind

Sarky....they know not what they do.......( insert sign of the hammer)

Angron

slavetothegrind wrote: »

All you above dissenters from the sign of the hammer are, and i quote the great De Maio
"two fisted ****"


Seriously, they actually caused the structural damage to the SFX that resulted in it's closure as a venue. THAT'S HOW LOUD THEY ARE!

Try anthrax ant the whole NOT thing, feckin cheeseballs.....

Get me big enough amps and I could cause structural damage to a building too :P Just cause they are loud, doesn't mean they aren't one of the cheesiest acts around. And no need for the "****" thing.

slavetothegrind

Denny M wrote: »

Get me big enough amps and I could cause structural damage to a building too :P Just cause they are loud, doesn't mean they aren't one of the cheesiest acts around. And no need for the "****" thing.

Denny it was a quote from ages ago in an interview, which i cannot find on you tube at the moment, used in jest.

It was not intended as an insult to anyone hence the ":D" and the following sentance beginning with " seriously"

I apologise for the rude nature of the comment though and will endeavour to censor myself before expostulating in the future.

Angron

slavetothegrind wrote: »

Denny it was a quote from ages ago in an interview, which i cannot find on you tube at the moment, used in jest.

It was not intended as an insult to anyone hence the ":D" and the following sentance beginning with " seriously"

I apologise for the rude nature of the comment though and will endeavour to censor myself before expostulating in the future.

Sorry myself, had a really long few days, so I was pretty exhausted, guess I kinda took it out of context myself :P An hours sleep over the course of 3 days will do that to ya :P

Irish Halo

Dream Evil's The Book Of Heavy Metal (the song) is plain ridiculous.

http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/dreamevil/thebookofheavymetal.html#1

baltimore sun

Every Def Leppard song,
every Manowar song

neither of those bands could write postcards let alone lyrics to songs

JBnaglfar

I can't believe Dio hasn't been mentioned yet. His lyrics are so damn cheesy. Some examples:

'It's like broken glass you get cut before you see it so open up your eyes' (song: Stand up and shout)

'I'm all right - I'm crossing over
I just shot the sun
One more night - black as heaven
So no-one saw the gun'
(song: Better in the dark)

Don't get me wrong, I love Dio, but his lyrics are some of the cheesiest around

baltimore sun

Yea, Dio for sure, good one, he's so crap, I hadn't even thought of him

Kiss are pretty dire too, "God gave rock n roll to you" shudup foo'!

Poison, worst hair metallers ever
Cradle of Filth aren't exactly wordsmiths either
Him, him are metal right, well they're some sub-genre anyway and yea they suck some serious ass

Numina

cedomination wrote: »

HEARTS ON FIRE!

Oh god yes! I once listened to a few Hammerfall songs back in 2005 and the chorus of that song still haunts me to this day. It instantly came to mind when I read the thread title.

baltimore sun wrote: »

Cradle of Filth aren't exactly wordsmiths either

This I just can't agree with. Dani Filth, a well read person in the first place, is pretty talented when it comes to lyrics.

Example:

Sickle constellations
Stud the belts that welt the sky
Whilst bitter winter moon
Prowls the clouds, dead eyed
Like shifting parent flesh
Under silk matricide...

Maybe the themes can be cheesy sometimes, but when it comes to choosing his words, it's hard to find a man his equal.

SirLemonhead

Cradle of Filth lyrics are awful. He comes across as such a try hard. Can just picture him sitting down reading a Thesaurus trying to find the biggest/obscurest words he can

Caveat

Anything by Saxon.

E.g. "denim and leather will bring us together"

rainbow kirby

Pretty much anything by Teräsbetoni, when translated to English.

Teräsbetoni - Talvas Lyö Tulta - Finnish

Translation wrote:

Look up brothers, forth the time is at hand
In front of us even the most powerful is weak
Time stops and mountains move
We will not shake even if fire rained down to the ground

The call of metal might be too much for the weak
But not for those who are guided by the instinct of a warrior!

The sky strikes down fire above us
The voice of truth echoes across the mountains
The magic of the blood pact is our shield
That sign of metallic brotherhood!

Where we move we won't be unnoticed
Honor and strength makes people believe in us
A stream of fire follows our awesome group
Nature is with us to support our saying:

The call of metal might be too much for the weak
But not for those who are guided by the instinct of a warrior!

The sky strikes down fire above us
The voice of truth echoes across the mountains

The sky strikes down fire above us
The voice of truth echoes across the mountains
The magic of the blood pact is our shield
That sign of metallic brotherhood!

The sky strikes down fire!
The sky strikes down fire!

The sky strikes down fire above us
The voice of truth echoes across the mountains
The magic of the blood pact is our shield
That sign of metallic brotherhood!

baltimore sun

Numina wrote: »

Sickle constellations
Stud the belts that welt the sky
Whilst bitter winter moon
Prowls the clouds, dead eyed
Like shifting parent flesh
Under silk matricide...

Maybe the themes can be cheesy sometimes, but when it comes to choosing his words, it's hard to find a man his equal.

Errr...u think this guys a lyrical genius,
looks to me that he's just some clown that's a fan of rhymezone.com!

fartmaster

Holy Diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh what's becoming of me

Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh don't you see what I mean

Gotta get away
Holy Diver

Shiny diamonds
Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue
Something is coming for you

Race for the morning
You can hide in the sun 'till you see the light
Oh we will pray it's all right

Gotta get away-get away

Between the velvet lies
There's a truth that's hard as steel
The vision never dies
Life's a never ending wheel

Holy Diver
You're the star of the masquerade
No need to look so afraid

Jump on the tiger
You can feel his heart but you know he's mean
Some light can never be seen

fartmaster

Alright partner...keep on rollin' baby
You know what time it is
(Throw yo hands up)

(Ladies and gentlemen)
Chocolate Starfish
Keep on rollin' baby

Move in now move out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Breath in now breath out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (x4)

Now I know ya'll be lovin this **** right here
L.I.M.P Bizkit is right here
People in the house with them hands in the air
Cause if you don't care then we don't care
One two three time zoom to the 6
Jonesin for you picks of the Limp Bizkit mix
So where the **** you at punk?
Shut the **** up
And back the **** up
Before we **** this track up
(Throw yo hands up)

Move in now move out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Breath in now breath out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (x4)

YOU wanna mess with the Bizkit? - Yeah
You can't mess with the Bizkit - Why?
Cause we get it on - When?
Everyday and everynight - Oh
See this platnuim thing right here - Uh-Hu
Well we're doin it all the time - Wha?
So you better get some better beats
And uh, get some better rhymes - Doh!

We got the game set
So don't complain yet
24/7 never beggin for a raincheck
Old school soldiers
Blastin out the hot ****
That rock ****
Let 'em bounce in the mosh pit
(Throw yo hands up)

Move in now move out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Breath in now breath out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (x4)

Hey ladies Hey fellas
And the people that don't give a ****
All the lovers all the haters
And all the people that call themselves playas
Hot mammas, pimp daddies
And the people rollin' in the Caddies
Hey rockers, hip-hoppers
And everybody all around the world

Move in now move out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Breath in now breath out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (x4)

Move in now move out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Breath in now breath out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

Gimp Bizkit

:rolleyes:

fartmaster

my Dying Bride (gayist Death Metal band name ever!!)

Beauty is fragile, and time eats at it
This passion play.
Smothered in effort, the thrash of naked limbs
Glistening skin.

Close your eyes, the whispered sighs
Frightening lust

Sweet was her breath, tasted by mine
Words are more effects when concealed
[ Find more Lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.org/A6Z8 ]
Through the halflight on her body
My fearful hands tremble their way

Take me, anywhere that you like
Hold me, deep within. Do what you like
Take me, anywhere. Warm the night
Take me, take me, take me.

With the lights low, and you
naked on the warm floor
Me beside you, softly kissing, caressing
Make love to her while she's crying
I could die now, and die happy

TangyZizzle

Help me I dont know what Im doing,
Help me before I fall to ruin.
And if Im blind, I will lead you on.
Come follow me now, before our time is gone.

Chris Cornell, ya crusty smegma covered f-er

listenin to this song now though, its damn cool :cool:

Satyr_The_Great

fartmaster wrote: »

my Dying Bride (gayist Death Metal band name ever!!)

Beauty is fragile, and time eats at it
This passion play.
Smothered in effort, the thrash of naked limbs
Glistening skin.

Close your eyes, the whispered sighs
Frightening lust

Sweet was her breath, tasted by mine
Words are more effects when concealed
[ Find more Lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.org/A6Z8 ]
Through the halflight on her body
My fearful hands tremble their way

Take me, anywhere that you like
Hold me, deep within. Do what you like
Take me, anywhere. Warm the night
Take me, take me, take me.

With the lights low, and you
naked on the warm floor
Me beside you, softly kissing, caressing
Make love to her while she's crying
I could die now, and die happy

My Dying Bride are doom metal ya tit. with some death syle riffs and vocals thrown in every now and then!

deman

ACCEPT - Balls to the wall wrote:

Too many slaves in this world
Die by torture and pain
Too many people do not see
They're killing themselves - going insane

Too many people do not know
Bondage is over the human race
They believe slaves always lose
And this fear keeps them down

Watch the damned (God bless ya)
They're gonna break their chains (hey)
No, you can't stop them (God bless ya)
They're coming to get you
And then you'll get your

Balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall
You'll get your balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall - balls to the wall

You may screw their brains
You may sacrifice them, too
You may mortify their flesh
You may rape them all

One day the tortured stand up
And revolt against the evil
They make you drink your blood
And tear yourself to pieces

You better watch the damned (God bless ya)
They're gonna break their chains (hey)
No, you can't stop them (God bless ya)
They're coming to get you
And then you'll get your

Balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall
You'll get your balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall - balls to the wall

Come on man, let's stand up all over the world
Let's plug a bomb in everyone's ar$e
If they don't keep us alive - we're gonna fight for the right

Build a wall with the bodies of the dead - and you're saved
Make the world scared - come on, show me the sign of victory
Sign of victory - sign of victory

You better watch the damned (God bless ya)
They're gonna break their chains (hey)
No, you can't stop them (God bless ya)
They're coming to get you
And then you'll get your

Balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall

Corny as hell... and then there's the bold text.

Diceicle

For my money it has to be Disturbed - Down with the sickness:

No mommy, don't do it again
Don't do it again
I'll be a good boy
I'll be a good boy, I promise

No mommy don't hit me, oh-ooh
Why did you have to hit me like that mommy?
Don't do it! You're hurting me, oh-ooh
Why did you have to be such a bitch?

He's 27 at the time of writing FFS! Get over your mommy issues. :rolleyes:

PeterIanStaker

They can’t stop us
Let ‘em try
For heavy metal
We will die!

Quit my job this morning said forever
I would hold my head up high
Cause i need metal in my life
Just like an eagle needs to fly

So i walked outside into the street
From a hall i heard thunder and screams
I walked inside so i could hear
and the guy beside me gave me a beer

He had his fist up in the air
and called me brother said my friends
are over there

They call themselves immortals
They’re the truest of the true
And in that very moment
I was born again like you

They said hold your head up high
Raise your fist up in the air
Play metal louder than hell
Louder than hell

They can’t stop us
Let ‘em try
For heavy metal
We would die!

Brothers stand beside me, there’s a battle on
Know my words are true
There’s a battle for true metal
They’re marching; they’re marching on
me and you

Ten thousand strong are here tonight
With twenty thousand fists up in the air
The power of true metal’s calling you
It’s everywhere

Hold your head up high
Raise your fist up in the air
Play metal louder than hell
Louder than hell

They can’t stop us
Let 'em try
For heavy metal
We would die!



Manowar, Die for Metal :rolleyes:

PeterIanStaker

fartmaster wrote: »

Gimp Bizkit

:rolleyes:

you mean Limp Wristed?

oweno

Whiplash by metallica is fairly cheesey. Still like it though