Your favourite karate chops

Pete Motivator

I have been self teaching myself karate with the internet mostly youtube videos and am quite good now. I was thinking if anyone also has learnt karate this way?

I want to also share my favourite karate chops to do to your enemy with you

karate chop to the neck
karate chop to the stomach
karate chop in side of stomach
karate chop on arms
karate chop on leg

If we are more self teached karate people here I will do another message for our most liked leg movements.

Ok you can start to reply now

Tigger

The Trent

Xavi6

Karate chop to the fingers so you can never start a thread again.

3qsmavrod5twfe

My very first IBTL.

Good day.

Abrasax

Lamb chops are my favourite.

Voodu Child

Judo chops are way better, because nobody ever expects them.

Bolag_the_2nd

Xavi6 wrote: »

Karate chop to the fingers so you can never start a thread again.

funny as funk, love it

chin_grin

Abrasax wrote: »

Lamb chops are my favourite.

This is the thread that's getting locked soon, yes it won't go on any further. Some people started as a first post not knowing the consequences.....something something something something something something something. Yes this is the thread that's getting locked soon...

(Sung to Lambchop, the song that never ends.)

KerranJast

The neck. Useful for dealing with stroppy wimmins.

http://i40.tinypic.com/ziu5h4.jpg

neilthefunkeone

pork.....

Nulty

chop-chop close the thread!

BigDuffman

Kee hee I love these type of posters. *Judo chop austin powers stylee*

bonerm

I prefer the Sensei Shatner technique.

A few chops to the shoulders followed by a floor roll and then a hefty drop-kick to finish.

AnonoBoy

Jazz chops baby. Oh yeah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eNnOyVftgc

Pete Motivator

ok I see no karate people here and wimps making jokes

I like to see you talk like that to mine face

Nulty

Pete Motivator wrote: »

ok I see no karate people here and wimps making jokes

I like to see you talk like that to mine face

Mine is the art of fighting without fighting;)

NothingMan

Mutton Chops!

AnonoBoy

Pete Motivator wrote: »

I like to see you talk like that to mine face

Ya vol mein fuhrer!

Pighead

Pete Motivator wrote: »

ok I see no karate people here and wimps making jokes

I like to see you talk like that to mine face

No offence Pete but you choose a rubbish username for your internet tough guy account. The Motivator bits ok as that sounds slightly menacing but Pete is pathetic. Pighead immediately thinks of Peter Andre and Pete Waterman and neither of those two exactly inspire fear. Change your username to Mental Motivator and start again.

BigDuffman

Karate people eh? Thems be fighting words meet me in the Martial Arts forum and wear a yellow ribbon in your hair so I know who you are.

There will be no talking to thine face...just Karate chops.

*Trent style snap kick*

removes tongue from firm insertion in cheek.

bonerm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Ya vol mein fuhrer!

Call yourself a grammar nazi?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

This reminds me of the Big Bang Theory where Sheldon uses the internet to teach himself to swim...

biko

I prefer judo chop

Judo Chop
The act of taking your hand and making a chop motion on a persons shoulder near the neck area while saying in a loud manner, "Judo chop-HAI!"

1. Find a victim.
2. Creep up behind them.
3. Make sure palm/hand is flat and straight.
4 Raise your hand and chop the victim's shoulder, making sure it is close enough to the neck.
5. Say the phrase, "Judo Chop HAI!"
6. Walk away.

Too late for TCN