Dreamcatchers, do they work?

Midnight_EG

I've had one for 8 or so years now, and tbh I cant remember having a single nightmare in them 8 years. Anyone else believe in them?

Biggins

Indifferent

Its all in the mind I feel - no pun intended.

we'llallhavetea_old

Indifferent

NO! seriously? jesus.... my daughter who is five has one, and even she thinks they're silly...... no offence.

Midnight_EG

No

Biggins wrote: »

Its all in the mind I feel - no pun intended.

Just remember, you're only as young as the person you're feeling :cool:

strobe

Indifferent

Well obviously fukking not man. But if you don't have nightmares when you hang it over your bed then it's all good. Keep doing it and to hell what anyone has to say about it.

Biggins

Indifferent

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Just remember, you're only as young as the person you're feeling :cool:

I'm doing all-right then!

starbelgrade

Mousetraps definitely work for catching mice. Can't say that I have any experience of dreamcatchers.

Midnight_EG

No

Meh, I think it works

Tigger

well they are public sector workers so no

Davidius

Indifferent

I hear if you burn it, you burn your soul.

You should definitely try it, for the sake of science.

alwaysadub

i thought they were to make your dreams come true no?

Might explain why i'm broke and single though..

Doc

Indifferent

A guy sold me a magic rock that stops me dreaming about Hamsters and for the 20 years since I bought it I haven’t dreamed about them once.

Actual that’s a lie but I haven’t had a nightmare since I was a child so maybe my watch is preventing them or the fact I sleep on the left or maybe just maybe its just because I just don’t have nightmares.

Davidius

Indifferent

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Meh, I think it works

Which seems more likely, a type of placebo effect or magic?

The answer can be expressed as a sum of arbitrary real numbers or properly defined imaginary numbers, but not both.

IvySlayer

I haven't had nightmares for like 7 years now. Dreams are quite rare for me too.

abouttobebanned

For some reason...and it could be my nocturnal dyslexia, I read magic hamsters in the above post. I know what my dreams will be about tonight....

Edit: christ there were two posts since that one...go to bed people...

DazMarz

Indifferent

Eric Cartman wrote:

That's a load of tree hugging hippie crap. I hate Hippies!

See the above...

oppenheimer1

Indifferent

Hi OP, I have some magic beans for sale if you want them too...

Biggins

Indifferent

There is a small statue over in "Ripley's" in Blackpool. Its supposed to be a fertility statue.
Now I know that its all cobblers (probably - I'm covering my ass here in case some African god decides to nail it ) but after the wife rubbed it twice and very shortly became "with child" twice, we weren't taking any more chances! LOL

The effect much have stayed though lingering around, we had another two after that as well.
Darn those African gods - they have a wacky sense of humour :pac:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Well, obviously not! It's Native American mythology (what idiot said it was hippie?!) and mythology tends not to be real. We all wear green and honour St Patrick on March 17th, but you don''t REALLY think he evicted the snakes from Ireland, do you??

alwaysadub

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

We all wear green and honour St Patrick on March 17th, but you don''t REALLY think he evicted the names from Ireland, do you??

Well i'm glad he didn't. How'd you ask for someone over the phone if St Patrick had evicted all the names?? :pac:

Pygmalion

Indifferent

I've had no nightmares in eight years without one.

You got ripped off, no matter how little you paid for it.

Midnight_EG

No

Pygmalion wrote: »

I've had no nightmares in eight years without one.

You got ripped off, no matter how little you paid for it.

T'was a present, win win for me eh.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

alwaysadub wrote: »

Well i'm glad he didn't. How'd you ask for someone over the phone if St Patrick had evicted all the names?? :pac:

names? What the hell was I thinking.... I don''t know...

OutlawPete

I think EVERYTHING effects your dreams, so .. Yes they work bit only cause it's in your environment.

If you want to have some crazy dreams, eat Cheese and leave Sky News on

Closed ac

Maybe the reason you don't have bad dreams is because of you thinking you can't have them because of your dreamcatcher!

alwaysadub

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

names? What the hell was I thinking.... I don''t know...

It's late, you're tired etc etc :pac:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

alwaysadub wrote: »

It's late, you're tired etc etc :pac:

True... true... going to bed now though. Wrestlemania is over. G'night!

chin_grin

Indifferent

DAIRY BEFORE BED........and post your results. G'wan.

Hank_Jones

Indifferent

stovelid

Indifferent

Hoe do people safely dispose of the bad dreams when it gets full?

Kinda dangerous no?

bonerm

Couldn't tell you. Worryingly I *never* dream .... unless it's the case that I wake up at the usual time and then accidentally fall back asleep. Then it happens like clockwork and it's *always* a nightmare (never anything nice like Sophie Dahl feeding me strawberries under a tree or somesuch).

Hmmm, I might invest in one of these fantastical dreamcatchers. Can one still buy them at the magic bean store?

astrofool

Indifferent

stovelid wrote: »

Hoe do people safely dispose of the bad dreams when it gets full?

Kinda dangerous no?

Who you gonna call?

http://www.ghostbustershq.com/egons/containm.jpg

BigDuffman

Indifferent

Jesus if something was catching my dreams the thing would be sticky and speaking with a german accent.

Would have to empty it on a weekly basis.

bonerm

astrofool wrote: »

Who you gonna call?

http://www.ghostbustershq.com/egons/containm.jpg

The light is green, the trap is clean.

pickarooney

Indifferent

Today I was woken up by my son just as I was about to unblock a toilet with by bare hands in my dream. And yet I still wanted to go back to sleep as it was preferable to having to go to work.

Numina

No better place than After Hours to ask a question like this.

robinph

I see no reasons to suggest that they don't work exactly as designed.

That design obviously being to part stupid people with their money.

pickarooney

Indifferent

Make sure you don't accidentally purchase the tragically very similar North American poxcatcher.

Bolag_the_2nd

Midnight_EG wrote: »

I've had one for 8 or so years now, and tbh I cant remember having a single nightmare in them 8 years. Anyone else believe in them?

i have a glass of wine, and dont remember going to bed!

xzanti

Indifferent

I have a rock here that keeps away vampires, I'll sell it to you if you want it

i have a glass of wine, and dont remember going to bed!

Jesus you'd be a cheap date

Bolag_the_2nd

xzanti wrote: »

I have a rock here that keeps away vampires, I'll sell it to you if you want it




Jesus you'd be a cheap date

AnonoBoy

I didn't think Dreamcatcher worked at all. Ridiculous plot and terrible acting. Gack!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bHe4XLyEqM

NothingMan

Indifferent

Hehe, the poll results look like male genitalia....... so mature

xzanti

Indifferent

NothingMan wrote: »

Hehe, the poll results look like male genitalia....... so mature

Almost, just a couple more hits on the yes button and we're in falic country :pac:

bonerm

NothingMan wrote: »

Hehe, the poll results look like male genitalia

xzanti wrote: »

just a couple more hits on the yes button and we're in falic country :pac:

At least we now know what you two dream about.

Nulty

Indifferent

Nothing goes unnoticed in these parts:pac:

dvpower

Indifferent

If you think they work, then they probably do, for you.

But be careful - tooth faries have been known to get all caught up in them.

dvpower

Indifferent

Midnight_EG wrote: »

I've had one for 8 or so years now, and tbh I cant remember having a single nightmare in them 8 years. Anyone else believe in them?

H. Simpson wrote:

Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.

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Glenster

They definitely do work.

It's amazing how magic really does exist and most people are too conditioned by societies laws (pfff! society!) to realise it, they're all missing out on the healing power of crystals, the precognative abilities of the tarot and the mind protecting awesomeness of litle plastic mobiles for adults.

If only all the haters out there woke up to themselves and embraced the spiritual.


Note: The wind changed as I was typing this and now my tongue is permanently wedged in my lower lip, help me dreamcatchers!

Sofaspud

Indifferent

Yes, because god made them, and why would god make something that doesn't work?

Personally, I prefer to hang a false moustache and an elastic band above my bed, it keeps away bad dreams AND alligators.

flanum

Indifferent

OP.. go on a major piss-up bender for 4 days and nights, then on the fifth day.. cut out all alohol intake completely... go to bed... then watch that dreamcatcher of yours overheat!!