Is this a joke?

friendface

Saw a link to this site posted over on the NUI Galway SIN forum and thought it was too brilliant not to share here.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/index.php

This thread was linked also;

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18965

I just can't work out if it's meant to be serious. Some of the comments are pretty hilarious;

Lazytown is a 'children's" show designed to teach young girls it's OK to dance and prance around half naked with grown men. It teaches children to "get out" that is obviously a homosexual reference.

Iceland is also the top persecutor of American oil companies, because of their focus on "geothermal energy" - a polite way of saying they get their energy from pipes they drilled down to HELL.

Notice how the male wears goggles - an obvious reference to the underground gay bukkakke subculture. The goggles keep the spilled seed out of his eyes.

I nearly fainted!! A song about cakes?! Who do these people think they are? Our children are being corrupted by this filth, cakes are the work of the devil!! Icelandic WHORE!!

I'll have to stop there or I'll end up quoting the whole site. This stuff is priceless. Has to be a joke though?

seanybiker

Ha that place sounds excellent. Ill be back here after I have read the whole site.

Dennis the Stone

I think it's a parody of fundamentalist churches. Very funny though.

storm2811

one fella has a really long post about which cakes are good and which cakes are evil..:pac:

really cant tell if its a pisstake or not though

FarmerGreen

Also
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

seanybiker

Could only read 6 pages now. That ugly kid joy fella is wrecking me bulb. I like this mobile so I had to stop reading before I through it across the room.

friendface

Okay, after reading a bit more, I've concluded it's definitely a joke. :pac: This thread on 'Super-Mario Galaxies - A Homosexual recruiting tool' finally convinced me. Haha

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5602

Mario also may not be as explicit as rap music in it's pro-drug propaganda, but the messages are there: Mario gains strength by eating "Magic Mushrooms" and bright poppies, the flowers which heroin is made from. No doubt the use of drugs is intended to dull the pain children suffer while being sodomized.

Have to say though, it's probably the most well-executed, well-written parody website I've come across. It seems to have attracted genuine outrage from other people visiting the site. This should keep me entertained for a while

Piste

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

Piriz

its not a piss take..perhaps there are some wind up merchants posting crazy topics and allowing the religious fanatic nuters take the bait but they are real opinions and its ****ing sickening....i bloody hate religion especially for these reasons.....bible bashers are often the most twisted sick ****s you'll meet! Dopes!... pretty frustrated now after reading some of that deluded junk...

think i'll go take a piss on a church
(joke)

Piste

Yes it is a piss take.

seanybiker

Piste wrote: »

Yes it is a piss take.

Im going to pretend its real anyways just for the laughs I am going to get from reading it all.

jd007

Did anyone else see this at the bottom of the page?

"Powered by Jesus"

friendface

Saw this on another thread;

My atheist friends time taunt me with childish question like “show me any proof, no matter how vague of this existence of God.” While this is utterly disingenuous, proof of God’s existence is in all of our hearts as atheists well know, I suppose for the weak faith it is worth the effort of putting up a good example. So for my friends how there who persist in denying the existence of God here goes.

The cucumber: The cucumber sleek shape is the correct size of the human hand. While one can make the weak argument that cucumbers are just that size because apes eat them and Godly micro evolution caused this them to be convenient to a human sized hand no other primate we are supposedly related to eats the cucumber, only humans. This also makes the cucumber the optimal size to be inserted into a human bodily orifice, again there is no natural reason for this. Only humans are depraved enough to violate themselves with a vegetable. Cucumbers have a tough out skin that allows them to put up to resist repeated rubbing, like what will happen when a cucumber is inserted into a human bodily orifice for purulent reasons. Again, no natural reason for this.

Evolution can not explain the cucumber. So clearly the cucumber has a creator.

Who or what is so obsessed with what humans put into their bodies that it would create a vegetable to enable it? There is only one answer; the God of the Christian Bible. Sticking things into your bum is a major point of Christianity. It is the direst of sins and God is on the constant alert for it, He is utterly outraged by it and tests humanity for it relentlessly. Clearly cucumbers are created by God as a trap for any hidden self sodomites out there.

Game over Atheists

Obviously a parody of this guy;

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4472004596147265716#

Brilliant

Dj Stiggie

I think that is the best executed parody I have ever come across.

The guys who created that site are geniuses. I really love the way rather than informing people of the joke when they argue that the people on the site are retards they just ban them.

Like they have threads like "101 Reasons Why Atheists Are Wrong". I think I'm in cyber-love

Pygmalion

The worst thing about that site is that it's too popular and large, I can either spend all day every day reading it or miss out on a lot of it.

Piste

I like how the people who are banned have "Confirmed Enemy of God BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured" under their names.

the_dark_side

its well creepy if you ask me....

friendface

To understand just how much of a false cult enviromentalism is, just take a look at their ECO-TERRORIST PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION.

A few highlights:

Pagan Human Sacrifice: Like the pagan Druids, they worship trees. For any problem you have, their answer is always the same: plant treees. Want to stop climate change? Plant trees. Want to breathe better air? Plant trees. Want to stop deserts from spreading? Plant trees. Want to stop hillsides from eroding? Plant trees. Want food? Plant nut or fruit trees. Need fertilizer? Plant fertilizing trees on crops. Want higher land values in your niebourhood? Plant trees. I bet they claim that planting trees gives you a full head of hair and a longer sin-stick...

Pagan Sun-worship slavery: They talk about gaining power from the sun. Sound framiliar? That's right, the Egyptians, who enslaved the True Christians and forced them to build the Pyramids, also believed in gaining power from the sun. They were sun-worshippers, just like the eco-terrorists. Today, Tolerating solar power is the first step to enslavement and pyramid-building.

Summoning Demons straight from Hell! Another way the eco-terrorists want to gain power is from what they call "geothermal" which is a fancy name for drilling a hole down to hell and allowing the demons and lost souls to escape. The plan is for the earth to be over-run with souls of sinners!

Disrupting God's order: They talk about "localism" replacing "Globalization" also known as "God's order". Under God's order/globalization, every nation in the world plays it's part: China makes toys and Christmas presents for Wal-Mart, Iraq provides gas and target practice, and African provides entertainment in the form of Live-Aids concerts and movies like Hotel Rwanda. America's role in this system is to keep the economy going by shopping a lot.

Teaching children to ride giant vibrators: They want us to become addicted to bicycles, and like all pushers, they start with the children. It is a well-known fact that 34.2 percent of women who ride bicycles report experiencing orgasms while riding. This fact alone proves that the TRUE agenda of the greens has nothing to do with saving gas or getting exercise or making cities livable or any of that nonsense: they are sex-maniacs, and they want to turn your daughter into a wanton whore.

I could go on and on and on about the TRUE AGENDA of environmentalism, but these examples alone make it clear: they are pagan sex-maniacs who must be stopped at all costs!

LMAO :pac:

The Aussie

How can you not laugh at the Straight 4 Jesus (Back Door Christians) page

dotsman

Check out the "medals" awarded to this poster (right beside the name). It includes "Real American", "Teabag Patriot" "Protected by Jesus", and my all time-favourite - "Ex-Masturbator"

jd007

dotsman wrote: »

Check out the "medals" awarded to this poster (right beside the name). It includes "Real American", "Teabag Patriot" "Protected by Jesus", and my all time-favourite - "Ex-Masturbator"

There's also "Punched Most Queers":D

Diabhal Beag

These people need a good ride IMO

BigAl81

It's better than The Onion.... cheers for the link, brightened up my weekend!!

Go Team!

abouttobebanned

Did someone say Lazytown?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA

dubtom

Only having read a couple of the links posted here, I find the first line on the disclaimer at the bottom of the page interesting.

The information presented here is Biblically accurate.

AnonoBoy

Jaysus - Landoverbaptist is still running?

That site's been on the go for a good 8-10 years at this stage has it not?

donvito99

Lol

the lazytown look is a combination of a French hore and a leukemia patient