to shave or not to shave, that is the question!

Caoimhín

Well folks,

How do you deal with unruly hair down there, your pubic hair. Do you;
*Let it grow wild and free?

Give it a bit of a trim?

Shave the yoke clean with an auld Mac 3?

Or do you get a wax?

Id like to know because if i use a public toiled i often fint the pee collects stray pubes to form a sort of a pubic hair jelly.

I cant set up a pole so maybe a mod might help?

*PS, i find a shaved muff a real turn on, do ye wimmin feel the same way anout a mans, er.... gardening?

dr.bollocko

Caoimhín wrote: »

Shave the joke clean with an auld Mac 3?

hehehehe.

I cant set up a pole

hehehehe.

veryangryman

And i thought I was having a slow day...

df1985

give it an aul trim, girls dont want to be flossin their teeth while theyre down there.

DazMarz

They're not called ''furry bits'' for nothing...:p

Personally, bit of a trim alright....

FlutterinBantam

Would you eat a one ended Haffner's wrapped in hair?

For fcuks sake clean up down there,girls don't like sticking their faces into what looks and smells like a bunch of chicken giblets swept up from a barbers floor.

Shift the dags and bag oil too and make a fcuking effort, swipe of a wet rag around the clackers won't suffice anymore.


Have a bit of respect for your partner!

ibarelycare

Caoimhín wrote: »

Well folks,

How do you deal with unruly hair down there, your pubic hair. Do you;
*Let it grow wild and free?

Give it a bit of a trim?

Shave the yoke clean with an auld Mac 3?

Or do you get a wax?

Id like to know because if i use a public toiled i often fint the pee collects stray pubes to form a sort of a pubic hair jelly.

I cant set up a pole so maybe a mod might help?

*PS, i find a shaved muff a real turn on, do ye wimmin feel the same way anout a mans, er.... gardening?

Ewwww NO. That would just be wrong. Men are meant to be all hairy and manly and stuff. However, a trim would be considerate. Thanks.

bonerm

dr.bollocko wrote: »

hehehehe.

hehehehe.

http://custardsurgery.com/images/cimg1058.jpg

bigwormbundoran

Aye man, the sack and the shaft (can ya dig it) clane off, as well as an ould trim otherwise and you will be laughing.

The first couple of times can be a tad on the itchy side though ao you may look like you have crabs for a bit scratching despite probably havin reduced the actual odds of this (but i aint no expert on the matter)

NothingMan

Use the electric trimmer on the end of the gf's razor. I tried the Mach 3 a few times but it's rediculously itchy and the gf didn't like it so just a neat trim is perfect.

Abi

Caoimhín wrote: »

Well folks,

How do you deal with unruly hair down there, your pubic hair. Do you;
*Let it grow wild and free?

Give it a bit of a trim?

Shave the yoke clean with an auld Mac 3?

Or do you get a wax?

All off.

Id like to know because if i use a public toiled i often fint the pee collects stray pubes to form a sort of a pubic hair jelly.

I cant set up a pole so maybe a mod might help?

*PS, i find a shaved muff a real turn on, do ye wimmin feel the same way anout a mans, er.... gardening?

Trimmed ftw.

orourkeda

No shaving cuts required

Mr Benevolent

Think there's a thread about this in The Gentleman's Club.

ScumLord

Men shouldn't shave anything, ever. It only makes things worse in the long run.

Sea Sharp

A bit of a trim is hygienic, and reduces the sweaty balls phenomenon.

But why on earth did you even suggest waxing. Holy fuck that would be a bad idea.
That's more like a suggestion for the Ian Huntley thread.

minidazzler

Beard trimmer, naught all over.

On wimmins...I must say...I am partial to liking a bit of fuzz.

As the great Hank Moody once said.

I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. And 3, while I'm down there it might be nice to see a hint of pubis. I'm not talking about a huge 70's Playboy bush or anything. Just something that reminds me that I'm performing cunnilingus on an adult.

I subscribe to this!

orourkeda

Lash the aul after shave on your lad and nuts just to top it off

knird evol

ScumLord wrote: »

Men shouldn't shave anything, ever. It only makes things worse in the long run.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqfSub088jE

starbelgrade

I don't go for the full shaved look on a woman, but no-one wants to be faced with a girl who looks like she has Chewbacca's head in a leg lock.

liah

Guys should never, ever, EVER go full bald downstairs. It looks so.. alien, and is an incredible turn-off to me. Horrible. PLEASE just trim. Please?!

For myself, shaved/waxed if I can afford to spend the extra. Change it up between full bald and landing strip.

friendface

ScumLord wrote: »

Men shouldn't shave anything, ever. It only makes things worse in the long run.

Speaking from personal experience? :P

dRNk SAnTA

Shave it off!

cock robin

Dont shave. I like a growler with hair. In fact enough hair to hide a badger in.

alwaysadub

Trimmed please.
Hate coughing up a hairball for the rest of the night.
My ex used to totally shave everything,made things look bigger. He was very blonde anyway so didn't look as extreme. He gave it up though,too much hassle.

Ruu_Old

Shave. Using the old Mach 3 for years and never looked back.

Columbia

An aul' trim now and then with an electric razor.

Wouldn't let a blade anywhere near it, personally. Hell, I won't even stand naked next to my desk because I'm so phobic about somehow getting a papercut on it :eek:

ScumLord

friendface wrote: »

Speaking from personal experience? :P

Fraid so, they have made me an honorary member at the Zoo so it's not all bad.

speedboatchase

Ruu wrote: »

Shave. Using the old Mach 3 for years and never looked back.

You shouldn't if you're concentrating on your balls

Caoimhín

liah wrote: »

For myself, shaved/waxed if I can afford to spend the extra. Change it up between full bald and landing strip.

Liah,

Will you marry me?

BongoJuice

Defo shave those bad boys. Pubic hair is unsightly and turns me off oral.

Ruu_Old

speedboatchase wrote: »

You shouldn't if you're concentrating on your balls

I could do it blindfolded at this stage.:cool:

veryangryman

Caoimhín wrote: »

Liah,

Will you marry me?

This has replaced "Yore Ma" as the AH saying

funk-you

Beard trimmer (he..he) FTW. A few awkward poses and careful maneuvers later and bang, no itchy nose for the girlfriend.

-Funk

TouchingVirus

veryangryman wrote: »

This has replaced "Yore Ma" as the AH saying

No, it hasn't.

Women: Trim, Shaved, Waxed, Bald, Landingstrip; Whatever, as long as it's not wild.

Myself: Trimmed.

Rented Mule

liah wrote: »

For myself, shaved/waxed if I can afford to spend the extra. Change it up between full bald and landing strip.

Who says there isn't a change of season in Ireland ?

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Any of the girls out there buy into this new fad of 'designs' such as lovehearts or their OH's initials??

I know a beutician who says it was pretty popular on the run up to valentines day

Jaxxy

liah wrote: »

Guys should never, ever, EVER go full bald downstairs. It looks so.. alien, and is an incredible turn-off to me. Horrible. PLEASE just trim. Please?!

One of my ex's shaved it all off completely once. As a "surprise." Worst fúcking surprise ever.

And the regrowth felt like cheap carpet.

DerMutt

Trim the main bushy bits down and shave the shaft & hanging bits with one of these http://www.jndproducts.com/images/cleancut.JPG :cool:

larchielads

used to trim it then just last week decided to go the whole way so whipped out the mach3 and whipped it all off. its deadly!!! using plenty of moisturizer to try and prevent the itching. so far so good.

oh yeah i used the housemates beard trimmer to get rid of the heavy gardening first. fcuk him he's movin out in a week:D

DamoDLK

larchielads wrote: »

used to trim it then just last week decided to go the whole way so whipped out the mach3 and whipped it all off. its deadly!!! using plenty of moisturizer to try and prevent the itching. so far so good.

oh yeah i used the housemates beard trimmer to get rid of the heavy gardening first. fcuk him he's movin out in a week:D

Bahahahha - I actually did LOL!!!!!!

O.T.
No harm in a trim.

Caoimhín

Liah, does your "thanks" mean yes? In boards land you are now my bride.


The vacuum cleaner is under the stairs...

the_syco

Caoimhín wrote: »

The vacuum cleaner is under the stairs...

So, after you shave down there, you then get her to use the vacuum cleaner?

cournioni

Smiley faces with razor does the job!

Caoimhín

Well I have just gone for a trimmed on top and a clean shave of the sack.

Was going to get a blue rinse but that would just be too kinky.

Ladies, form an orderly queue.

FlutterinBantam

Trimmed on top?

Whats that?

Someone scrapes the hard bell cheese from under the helmet with a Stanley?

Clean her every time you shower would be much easier:rolleyes:

fizzynicenice

Caoimhín wrote: »

Id like to know because if i use a public toiled i often fint the pee collects stray pubes to form a sort of a pubic hair jelly.

Oh Jesus christ.

thebullkf

i likes a bit of fluff tbh....

though not so much its like Gerry Adams mouth sideways..

Caoimhín

fizzynicenice wrote: »

Oh Jesus christ.

Shared a house in uni once and the jax wasnt cleaned in months. A sort of a urine jelly with pubes running through it formed.

Should have collected some for scientific posterity.

Caoimhín

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Trimmed on top?

Whats that?

:

Trimmed over the eeeehh, wand.

FlutterinBantam

Aaah I have you now, the kind of 'overhang'of the pubis?

Thought it was something like trimming a horses hoof before shoeing like.






:eek:Thank God for that!!

blackswan

DerMutt wrote: »

Trim the main bushy bits down and shave the shaft & hanging bits with one of these http://www.jndproducts.com/images/cleancut.JPG :cool:

Does that yoke work or is it just a gimmick?!