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All Hail The Pig

  • 21-03-2010 5:56pm
    #1
    mfceiling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,902 ✭✭✭✭


    Up this morning for a nice breakfast of sausages and rashers.
    Nice big sunday dinner of stuffed pork fillet.
    Lovely evening tea of freshly made ham sandwiches.

    A dog is a man's best friend........rubbish......all it does is sit in the corner licking it's balls.

    All Hail the Pig!!


Comments

  • #2
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Rashers.
    Oh jesus, they are the best.


  • #3
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    The aroma of rashers frying on the pan when one is hungry,Bliss.:)


  • #4
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Ham for dinner

    nomnomnomnom

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #5
    PirateShampoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    mfceiling wrote: »
    A dog is a man's best friend........rubbish......all it does is sit in the corner licking it's balls.


    Compared to a pig who will happily role around in its own piss and **** all day long.


  • #6
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Chicken ftw.


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  • #7
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    A rasher sandwich has led manys the vegetarian astray over the years.

    Hmmmm...... bacon!


  • #8
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    The humble cow is the best thing we could eat


  • #9
    Max Power1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,272 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    yes sure Lisa, one magical animal..


  • #10
    mfceiling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,902 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    PirateShampoo wrote: »
    Compared to a pig who will happily role around in its own piss and **** all day long.

    Yeah but at least you can savour that bugger when he's between 2 slices of bread.....the dog isn't really a delicacy in ireland.....yet!!


  • #11
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,971 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Pork chops for dinner here :cool:


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  • #12
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,630 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    mikom wrote: »
    Rashers.
    Oh jesus, they are the best.
    MagicMarker wrote: »
    Chicken ftw.

    Or chicken breast wrapped in rashers. And if you want to go all "continental" stick a bit of Philadelphia cheese in it!

    nyom nyom


  • #13
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    antodeco wrote: »
    Or chicken breast wrapped in rashers. And if you want to go all "continental" stick a bit of Philadelphia cheese in it!

    nyom nyom

    Don't forget the black pudding that you stuff inside that chicken with the philadelphia!


  • #14
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    orourkeda wrote: »
    The humble cow is the best thing we could eat


    Much tastier than the arrogant ones


  • #15
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Vegans. I'm going to start eating vegans.


  • #16
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    A rasher sandwich has led manys the vegetarian astray over the years.

    Hmmmm...... bacon!

    Haha, so true, i am guilty for a few of them losing their way.:D


  • #17
    Scarydoll
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


    You can't go wrong with a vegan sausage sarnie! Yum!


  • #18
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Personally, I prefer pheasant.


  • #19
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I got some rashers sizzling on the pan atm, going to have them between toast.:cool:


  • #20
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Fletcher Jolly Graphic wrote: »
    Personally, I prefer pheasant.

    Peasants? I'd eat them too. As long as they're vegan. Which they probably are. Cos peasants can't afford meat.


  • #21
    kelle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    Remember when the pork ban came in a few months ago - we missed it terribly!

    Source - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_pork_crisis_of_2008

    Now this thread has me wanting a rasher sandwich....


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  • #22
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Was sure this was gonna be a Mary Harney thread. :(

    oink oink piglady.


  • #23
    pirelli
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭pirelli


    I think we should at this stage in the technological era be able to make meat substitutes. I have some experience in a butchers and have done a little bit of hunting and i am of the view that while our ancestors were hunters and gathers we should be less reliant on animals as a source of food. We could if we wished make meat substitutes that are just as tasty and just as nutritious
    as the natural form of meat.

    We could use surplus agricultural land to make ecologically balanced natural parks with wild animals.


    And Moses came down the mountain and saw idolaters dancing around a golden calf which he called a false god and not a monotheistic God..


  • #24
    Scrambled egg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 383 ✭✭Scrambled egg


    All hail Pighead!


  • #25
    Kivaro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    PirateShampoo wrote: »
    Compared to a pig who will happily role around in its own piss and **** all day long.

    ACTUALLY, Pigs are among the cleanest animals in the Kingdom ................ if given enough space.
    How 'bout them rashers?


  • #26
    The Aussie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭The Aussie


    Fletcher Jolly Graphic wrote: »
    Personally, I prefer pheasant.

    I could do with a peasant to clean my car.


  • #27
    Aisling(",)
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,460 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    Id happily kill you all for a rasher and cheese sambo now!
    thnk you op im starving now!


  • #28
    Manic Moran
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,637 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    I've firmly believed that the pig is one of those examples of the stupidity of religion. "I can't eat Pork. It's unclean." What?! No pork sausages for breakfast?

    The related problem are those people who think that cows are sacred. How can you really go through life without a good T-Bone steak?

    NTM


  • #29
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R828rFd2aI


    :D:D:D:D


  • #30
    rcdk1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 558 ✭✭✭rcdk1


    Max Power1 wrote: »
    yes sure Lisa, one magical animal..

    Spider Pig
    Spider Pig
    He does whatever Spider Pig does.
    Can he swing from a web?
    no he can't, he's a pig
    look out, he's a Spider Pig!


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  • #31
    rcdk1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 558 ✭✭✭rcdk1


    Stinicker wrote: »

    :D:D:D:D
    Damn you Stinicker! :(


  • #32
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    rcdk1 wrote: »
    Damn you Stinicker! :(
    Great minds think alike :D


  • #33
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Rasher & fried egg sandwich, squeeze of ketchup & a mug of tea.


  • #34
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    rcdk1 wrote: »
    Spider Pig
    Spider Pig
    He does whatever Spider Pig does.
    Can he swing from a web?
    no he can't, he's a pig
    look out, he's a Spider Pig!

    I think this was the precise moment when The Simpsons reclaimed title of "lowest common denominator comedy champions" back from Family Guy.


  • #35
    poppyvalley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 372 ✭✭poppyvalley


    mikom wrote: »
    Rashers.
    Oh jesus, they are the best.

    crispy but not cremated


  • #36
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    If god didn't want us to eat pig he wouldn't have them outta ham


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  • #37
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Bacon is simply the best food ever made.

    Most things in life are arguable, this is FHACT.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #38
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    In before Pighead


  • #39
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    My aul lad got drunk and cam back with two piglets one day.
    We called them bacon and cabbage

    Ended up being very tasty indeed :D


  • #40
    Jordan Berbatov
    Closed Accounts Posts: 292 ✭✭Jordan Berbatov


    Stinicker wrote: »
    Great minds think alike :D

    fools seldom differ


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