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Slow Cleaner

  • 20-03-2010 1:56pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭


    My boss took on a new cleaner,shes very pretty but it takes her five hours to hoover the floor

    I thought she was Polish but turns out shes a Slovak..............


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 711 ✭✭✭dammitjanet


    ....:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    You wouldn't expect her to be Russian it ! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32 baawhoosh


    Might be time to take out the whip and work her like a yugoslaveian...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭bazza1


    Did you czech her out?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 956 ✭✭✭steve_


    maybe shes using slo'N'vak instead of shake'N'vac :P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,457 ✭✭✭Rigsby


    She must get Hungary hoovering for five hours :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Come on!! Give US A break ! She is walking on EIRE don't forget ! I RAN into the office to see what was keeping her and the reason she took five hours is because there was GREECE on the floor.

    OMAN
    she is some beauty anyway ! I thought she was Scottish as when I asked her if she needed help she replied NE PAL ! SUDAN I said if you are tired !

    When she saw I was 6 foot six she said I was " SRI LANKA " sort of fella. I Told her " Afghanistan " Tall if I want to make the basketball team . She asked me if I liked it here but I told her it s too "CHILE" for me !

    I looked her over and I could tell she could only come from " JORDAN" ! I asked could I " MONTENEGRO " and she said " URUGUAY"..!!!!!

    "UGANDA " hand it to her !


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