how to get a girlfriend?

nialldeman

can anyone help i really like this girl now how do i get her to like me?

Luno

Be yourself? :P

Insect Overlord

I'm going to allow funny replies to this as well as serious advice. Just don't be too mean

Obvious important questions: what age are you? What are your interests?

soccymonster

Talk to her?

Turn on the aul charm ya got goin' .

D4RK ONION

Pretend to care about stuff she likes? Usually works for me*

*Warning never works for me

jumpguy

[obligatory chloroform response]

Now that that's over and done with...you'd have to give us abit more detail. Every girl is different, be yourself, don't be a ****, if she likes you she likes you and if she don't then that's life...just don't bend yourself out of shape for anyone.

Ginja Ninja

M&S* wrote: »

Be yourself? :P

this is the usual advice,but what they never mention is,be yourslef,never change for anyone else,but be really obvious and make sure everyone knows you're being yourself,that's how it's meant to work

/internet pimp daddy advice

nialldeman

i mean i do weights the whole time
kg ya know ive no time for pound weights
ive really good jokes eg
what did one bean say to the other bean?
hello bean

msbrightside

Be yourself and try to talk to her. And be nice to her also and if you're funny, try to make her laugh.
But don't change yourself for the girl!

Ginja Ninja

nialldeman wrote: »

i mean i do weights the whole time
kg ya know ive no time for pound weights
ive really good jokes eg
what did one bean say to the other bean?
hello bean

okay,in general
1)most girls couldn't care
2)If you think you have good jokes you probably don't[it's a rule of life]
3)I don't understand the question
4)all of the above

Pygmalion

nialldeman wrote: »

ive really good jokes eg
what did one bean say to the other bean?
hello bean

What girl could resist that charm?

Luno

Ginja Ninja wrote: »

this is the usual advice,but what they never mention is,be yourslef,never change for anyone else,but be really obvious and make sure everyone knows you're being yourself,that's how it's meant to work

/internet pimp daddy advice

Unless your a cunt then just don't bother they'll always show their true colours!

soccymonster

nialldeman wrote: »

i mean i do weights the whole time
kg ya know ive no time for pound weights
ive really good jokes eg
what did one bean say to the other bean?
hello bean

emmm.. ok.
Well, tbf, every girl is different.

I could say that I like hurlers but am not into guys that do weights.
Hotaru (pour example!) could say that she hates hurlers and likes guys that do weights.

Just sayin'...

Ginja Ninja

M&S* wrote: »

Unless your a cunt then just don't bother they'll always show their true colours!

no,at least you're being honest about it.

and not every cúnt ends up single you know;)

jumpguy

soccymonster wrote: »

emmm.. ok.
Well, tbf, every girl is different.

I could say that I like hurlers but am not into guys that do weights.
Hotaru (pour example!) could say that she hates hurlers and likes guys that do weights.

Just sayin'...

Hotaru hates hurlers and likes guys who do weights? What about hurlers who do weights?!

*gets weights and a hurley*

Luno

Ginja Ninja wrote: »

no,at least you're being honest about it.

and not every cúnt ends up single you know;)

Well . . Eventually they do!

msbrightside

nialldeman wrote: »

what did one bean say to the other bean?
hello bean

Ok don't use that joke. Please.
I'm kind of confused by what you're saying. What's the girl you want to go out with like?

soccymonster

jumpguy wrote: »

Hotaru hates hurlers and likes guys who do weights? What about hurlers who do weights?!

*gets weights and a hurley*

I am just saying for example jumpeeeyyy!
Don't make life so complicated here :pac:

Davidius

Be yourself unless you like any of the following:

Transformers, Star Trek, Star Wars, mathematics, video games, programming, science, cartoons, comics, sex, website building, aeronautics, pretending you're Batman, having a belief in male chauvinism, astronomy, not pretending you care about feelings and so on.

Pygmalion

jumpguy wrote: »

*gets weights and a hurley*

Calm down there, can you really handle soccy and Hotaru?

Also leave some girls for the rest of us, you stud .

soccymonster

Davidius wrote: »

Be yourself unless you like any of the following:

Transformers, Star Trek, Star Wars, mathematics, video games, programming, science, cartoons, comics, sex, website building, aeronautics, pretending you're Batman, having a belief in male chauvinism, astronomy, not pretending you care about feelings and so on.

What?

nialldeman

more info needed ok shes very nice she likes good jokes but i ran out of jokes
eg
did you hear about the carrot who died?
there was a big turnup at the funeral
told her that about 352 times

Ginja Ninja

M&S* wrote: »

Well . . Eventually they do!

hey,he never said he wanted the relationship to last,I'm sure when she sobers up it'll be a different story,but for now....



but seriously OP,I don't think C&H is the place to ask this,try Personal Issues if you want a honest response.
But don't change who you are and if you haven't any interests in common,or friends for that matter,you probably have got the wrong impression from this person

Ginja Ninja

Davidius wrote: »

Transformers, Star Trek, Star Wars, mathematics, video games, programming, science, cartoons, comics, sex, website building, aeronautics, pretending you're Batman, having a belief in male chauvinism, astronomy, not pretending you care about feelings and so on.

there are,in fact lady peoples with these interests you know.Admittedly rare but they do exist

D4RK ONION

nialldeman wrote: »

i mean i do weights the whole time
kg ya know ive no time for pound weights
ive really good jokes eg
what did one bean say to the other bean?
hello bean

nialldeman wrote: »

more info needed ok shes very nice she likes good jokes but i ran out of jokes
eg
did you hear about the carrot who died?
there was a big turnup at the funeral
told her that about 352 times

soccymonster

Pygmalion wrote: »

Calm down there, can you really handle soccy and Hotaru?

Also leave some girls for the rest of us, you stud .

Doubt he could tbh.

Arcade Panda

nialldeman wrote: »

more info needed ok shes very nice she likes good jokes but i ran out of jokes
eg
did you hear about the carrot who died?
there was a big turnup at the funeral
told her that about 352 times

If she laughed at that.....your set man, she fancies you. Putting it this way, no girl would laugh at that unless she fancied you.

callaway92

can't believe people don't realise the OP is having a laugh creating this thread..look at the bean joke in all fairness...this is for you OP

D4RK ONION

Beat you to it man!

callaway92

D4RK ONION wrote: »

Beat you to it man!

saw your post straight after I posted mine...feck ya anyway

Aoibheann

Davidius wrote: »

Be yourself unless you like any of the following:

Transformers, Star Trek, Star Wars, mathematics, video games, programming, science, cartoons, comics, sex, website building, aeronautics, pretending you're Batman, having a belief in male chauvinism, astronomy, not pretending you care about feelings and so on.

I take offence to at least 3/4 of that statement. ;_;

jumpguy

Pygmalion wrote: »

Calm down there, can you really handle soccy and Hotaru?

Also leave some girls for the rest of us, you stud .

soccymonster wrote: »

Doubt he could tbh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0FjXB_TMvI

*Disclaimer: I do not get all the girls. I get .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of all the girls.

Pygmalion

Davidius wrote: »

Be yourself unless you like any of the following:

Transformers, Star Trek, Star Wars, mathematics, video games, programming, science, cartoons, comics, sex, website building, aeronautics, pretending you're Batman, having a belief in male chauvinism, astronomy, not pretending you care about feelings and so on.

True that

Why can't girls like graph theory, and complexity theory, and calculus.
Would be so much easier.

I have seen girls who like a few of these things, but none cool enough to like Maths and Programming.

suitcasepink

Arcade Panda wrote: »

If she laughed at that.....your set man, she fancies you. Putting it this way, no girl would laugh at that unless she fancied you.

I laughed at it.... :(

Davidius

Ginja Ninja wrote: »

there are,in fact lady peoples with these interests you know.Admittedly rare but they do exist

But like all statistical outliers, they can be a real bitch.

Sorry had to make that joke.

Aoibheann

Pygmalion wrote: »

True that

Why can't girls like graph theory, and complexity theory, and calculus.
Would be so much easier.

I have seen girls who like a few of these things, but none cool enough to like Maths and Programming.

*coughs*

Davidius wrote: »

But like all statistical outliers, they can be a real bitch.

Sorry had to make that joke.

I have it on good authority that I'm lovely. :P (Anyone who knows me here, DON'T correct me.. >_>)

Ginja Ninja

Davidius wrote: »

But like all statistical outliers, they can be a real bitch.

Sorry had to make that joke.

wow,you almost beat the OP,almost.

statistical miracles FTW,look at Aoibheann our token lady nerd[be proud of it] she's awesome

D4RK ONION

Ask her one question and you will know...

"Shall I lapdance for you?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOQIMOcEVc4

nialldeman

omg i cant believe this i post on here looking for advice and and.... im being laughed at :(

peeps please help im lonely

its a sad day to think a young boy of 15 pouring his heart out to the world and they think its a joke plz belive in me as you would have been believed upon urself

Pygmalion

Aoibheann wrote: »

*coughs*

You don't count, sorry.

Because it's easier to exclude all those who threaten my beliefs than to admit it's my own fault I can't get girls >.>

jumpguy

Aoibheann wrote: »

*coughs*

Ohhh you're about to get veeeeery popular. :P

There are looads of girls who like calculus, graph theory and the complexity theory. Unfortunately, they don't wear a big sign saying so as they walk down the street. And you won't meet then at crappy teen discos, they're too classy for that.

Life could be so much easier.

Pygmalion

nialldeman wrote: »

omg i cant believe this i post on here looking for advice and and.... im being laughed at :(

peeps please help im lonely

its a sad day to think a young boy of 15 pouring his heart out to the world and they think its a joke plz belive in me as you would have been believed upon urself

No one is making fun, I think you'll find that every word on the internet has been well researched and can be described as nothing less than serious business.

Aoibheann

jumpguy wrote: »

Ohhh you're about to get veeeeery popular. :P

There are looads of girls who like calculus, graph theory and the complexity theory. Unfortunately, they don't wear a big sign saying so as they walk down the street. And you won't meet then at crappy teen discos, they're too classy for that.

Life could be so much easier.

Did I mention I have a BOYFRIEND? :pac:












(everyone who gets that gets a cookie!)

Insect Overlord

nialldeman wrote: »

omg i cant believe this i post on here looking for advice and and.... im being laughed at :(

peeps please help im lonely

its a sad day to think a young boy of 15 pouring his heart out to the world and they think its a joke plz belive in me as you would have been believed upon urself

The Relationship Issues forum is where you'll need to go to get serious advice

That said, as you're only 15 they probably won't be able to give you any more advice than what you've already got here.

Konata

This thread vastly cheered me up after the mouse ordeal

Cheers Ginja_Ninja for the heads up!

Pygmalion

Hotaru wrote: »

This thread vastly cheered me up after the mouse ordeal

Cheers Ginja_Ninja for the heads up!

Is it true that the only factor you ever look for in men is weight-lifting ability?
I would have thought not but soccy said it is, and she would know.

D4RK ONION

Can we get this thread stickied (lol) as it is clearly the most informative thread in the forum

almostnever

*mind boggles at how fast this thread grew*

How do we know it's a troll,btw?

A Neurotic

I'm going to use the bean joke every day for the next week, and it's going to be hilarious.

Pygmalion

almostnever wrote: »

*mind boggles at how fast this thread grew*

How do we know it's a troll,btw?

What did one bean say to the other bean?
Hello bean.

Insect Overlord

almostnever wrote: »

*mind boggles at how fast this thread grew*

How do we know it's a troll,btw?