The Rat Factor: What should I call the 3 rats in my garden?

Gekko

Welcome to the Rat Factor.

There's 3 rats in my garden that the family Jack Russells have been unable to catch so far.

What should I call them, and who do you think will be the first to snuff it?

Your own suggestions also welcome....:D

YOU DECIDE!

Mayoegian

Jesus, Mary and Joseph

Seán, Fitz and Patrick

punchdrunk

Frank
Dino
Sammy

landsleaving

Gordon, Dave and Maggie

Biffo, Bertie and the Cardinal.

I'd say you'll never catch Bertie at this stage, Biffo's a bit sly even though you'd never think it to look at him and I wouldn't let the kids anywhere near the cardinal, though I'd say you'll catch him first, he must be on his last legs by now, but he's got an army of rats in Rome looking out for him.

Most likely though you won't touch any of them for love nor money.

(Where did that poll come from?)

sron

Tom, Dick and Harry

Ratticus Finch
Ratilla the Hun
Ayratolla Khomeni

minidazzler

punchdrunk wrote: »

Frank
Dino
Sammy

This, or die.

bonerm

Remy , Django , Emile.

sink

punchdrunk wrote: »

Frank
Dino
Sammy

Sammy will die first, followed by Dino and then Frank.

InTheTrees

Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner?

:pac:

alwaysadub

Moe, Lennie and Carl

Poll results are hidden.
You better tell us what you decide and put us out of our misery:D

ejmaztec

Vermin.

changes

Bartholomew, Cuthbert and Aloysius

Where is john terry, tiger woods, mark owen etc and a space could be found for johnny ronan and rosanna davison too;)

Rod, Jane and Freddy.

mikom

Two Rats in a sewer.
The first one says, " I'm sick of this, turds for breakfast, turds for dinner, yet more turds for tea and - fuck Me! - guess what? A turd for supper."

And the other Rat says, "don't worry, tonight we'll go on the piss."

Thomas828

Brat, Prat and Drat

Larry, Curly and Moe; Sinister, Dexter and Middleman; Harry (Secombe), Spike (Milligan) and Peter (Sellers)

MagicMarker

One has to be called Splinter, it's the law.

Nodin

Bartholomew, Cuthbert and Aloysius

Gekko wrote: »

Welcome to the Rat Factor.

There's 3 rats in my garden that the family Jack Russells have been unable to catch so far.

What should I call them, and who do you think will be the first to snuff it?

Your own suggestions also welcome....:D

YOU DECIDE!

Sean, Dave and Gillian.

Brat, Prat and Drat

Benedict, John Paul, Pius.

Gekko

er, I meant for the results to be public.

Maybe a mod can help as I can't find a way to alter the settings.

In fairness there's some good suggestions so maybe it would've worked better without a poll.

D'oh!

ejmaztec

Hugh Dáithí Rat

cafecolour

Tom, Dick and Harry

Are they blind?

Jesus Wept

Call the big one 'Bitey', obviously.

pirelli

Gekko wrote: »

Welcome to the Rat Factor.

There's 3 rats in my garden that the family Jack Russells have been unable to catch so far.

What should I call them, and who do you think will be the first to snuff it?

Your own suggestions also welcome....:D

YOU DECIDE!

Hey Gekko


Jack russells are the one of the best rat catchers there are, they are bred to catch rats. If you have a few jack russells then they should have caught them by now.

I think you should call one LARRY MURPHY and the other FAT BRAMBRICK and the last DODGY FARRELL. Then get the dogs into a killing frenzy and chase them away.

Bolag_the_2nd

Moe, Lennie and Carl

Dumb, dumber and dumbest,

a bit like this thread

Abi

Miley, Bernie, and Fionnula.

Hagar

Bartholomew, Cuthbert and Aloysius

Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil, or at least don't get caught.

OutlawPete

Curly, Moe and Larry.

Gekko

Jesus, Mary & Joseph, and Sean, Michael and Bernard are equal with just over 19% each.

The rats are still alive!!

kryogen

dead deader and deadest

starbelgrade

3 rats in your garden? Jesus, Mary & Joseph, I wouldn't know what to do, let alone come up with names for them.

filthymcnasty

Jesus, Mary and Joseph

rat head, rat face and right now, rat-arsed

jd007

3 blind mice rats

Sharpshooter

Gekko wrote: »

Welcome to the Rat Factor.

There's 3 rats in my garden that the family Jack Russells have been unable to catch so far.

What should I call them, and who do you think will be the first to snuff it?

Your own suggestions also welcome....:D

YOU DECIDE!

I suggest when you've got them all you name your garden, Boomtown.

stovelid

Their short life - eating your rubbish and you then slaughtering them - does not require a name. Just assign temporary numerals for more efficient killing purposes.