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Happy English Day!

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  • #2
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    Ye but in this case we took something that was theirs


  • #3
    TheArtfulRotter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭TheArtfulRotter


    bazmaiden wrote: »
    Ye but in this case we took something that was theirs

    Yeah, you got widespread child abuse. :pac:


  • #4
    kippy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,987 ✭✭✭✭kippy


    A green troll on Paddies day, who would have thunk it.
    IBTL


  • #5
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    He's from England (Maybe), so therefore the day is about England? Explain please.

    Jesus was born in Bethlehem, but Christmas isn't Bethlehem day


  • #6
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    I thought he was Welsh?


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  • #7
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Hank_Jones wrote: »
    I thought he was Welsh?
    I've heard he was French


  • #8
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Frogs legs and snails it is for dinner today then.


  • #9
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    bazmaiden wrote: »
    Ye but in this case we took something that was theirs

    Liverpool used to be theirs as well:pac:


  • #10
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Sunderland FC...


  • #11
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    TheArtfulRotter wrote: »
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Patrick


    "Born c. AD 387
    Banna Venta Berniae, Britain (suggested to be near Birdoswald, Cumbria, England[1])"

    Here's to England! :pac:
    I tried to tell people this today... "Why you celebrating Paddy's day? You're English, you Paddy bastard" (yeah, I don't get that either).


    But yep.. he's English. Let's share. And by share, I mean we'll take a 5th of him and let you have the rest


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  • #12
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    brummytom wrote: »
    Let's share. And by share, I mean we'll take a 5th of him and let you have the rest

    Right, you grab the shovels.

    We get the head and the torso.

    You can pick what you want from the rest.


  • #13
    fontanalis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭fontanalis


    phasers wrote: »
    I've heard he was French

    There was supposed to be a French monk spreading christianity at the same time and according to Wikipedia the "legend" of Saint Patrick amalgamates the real patrick and this monk.


  • #14
    niallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,330 ✭✭✭niallon


    Reminds me of a great joke I heard once.

    Irishman sitting at a bar in London. Three men walk in and see him. They decide they want to provoke him.

    First man approaches. "Hey Paddy, St.Patrick was a w**ker"
    Irishman responds calmly "Thanks for that"

    Second man approaches. ""Hey Paddy, St Patrick was a pussy"
    Irishman again responds calmly "Cheers"

    Third man approaches. "Hey Paddy, St Patrick was English!!"
    Irishman, clam as ever "Yeah your two friends were trying to tell me that already!"

    Happy Paddy's Day!!


  • #15
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    What do trolls like to eat?


  • #16
    TheArtfulRotter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭TheArtfulRotter


    niallon wrote: »
    Reminds me of a great joke I heard once.

    Irishman sitting at a bar in London. Three men walk in and see him. They decide they want to provoke him.

    First man approaches. "Hey Paddy, St.Patrick was a w**ker"
    Irishman responds calmly "Thanks for that"

    Second man approaches. ""Hey Paddy, St Patrick was a pussy"
    Irishman again responds calmly "Cheers"

    Third man approaches. "Hey Paddy, St Patrick was English!!"
    Irishman, clam as ever "Yeah your two friends were trying to tell me that already!"

    Happy Paddy's Day!!

    I think the main joke is on the millions of Irish people passionately celebrating an English born saint.:pac:


  • #17
    HalloweenJack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,336 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    Deleted User wrote: »
    What do trolls like to eat?
    Lemons - I hear they're very bitter.

    Or chips - apparently, they grow on people's shoulders.


  • #18
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    OP banned for being a re-reg.


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