Anyone know how I can get a visa for my father to come to good old Ireland?

Freemasonry

I got off the phone with the Azerbaijan airlines and they said that he has to apply online over in Azeri.

Only 1 problem;

He's can't write nor read. He is 78. He can't see very well. He can not speak English.

He's alone over their with 1 family member (his sister).

I kinda need help, ASAP.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Contact the Freemasons would be your best bet

Freemasonry

Julio Wailing Glove wrote: »

Contact the Freemasons would be your best bet

Any useful answers?

dashboard_hula

http://www.dfa.ie/uploads/documents/Protocol/diplomatic%20list%20march%202010.pdf

-- Contact details for the Azerbaijan Embassy in London, they would probably cover Ireland as well.

delta_bravo

I dont understand why people think this is the best place for such info. According to the Dept of Foreign Affairs site http://www.dfa.ie/home/index.aspx?id=5558 the nearest embassy is Ankara, Turkey. You may need to contact them or check the DFA site for more visa info.

mikedragon32

Freemasonry wrote: »

Any useful answers?

Welcome to after hours.

El Weirdo

I presume that your father doesn't think that the Irish are a waste of DNA or organs?

ejmaztec

Freemasonry wrote: »

Any useful answers?

It'll cost you 2 goats, a Yak and a self-addressed envelope.

starbelgrade

I'll swap you one for a camel.

Freemasonry

delta_bravo wrote: »

I dont understand why people think this is the best place for such info. According to the Dept of Foreign Affairs site http://www.dfa.ie/home/index.aspx?id=5558 the nearest embassy is Ankara, Turkey. You may need to contact them or check the DFA site for more visa info.

Could I call the Irish Embassy? I'm clueless on where to start,

Coriolanus

Feck the visa, get 10k together and I'll sell you my sister to be his bride. Once he knocks her up we'll get him in as the childs biological father.

Freemasonry

Nevore wrote: »

Feck the visa, get 10k together and I'll sell you my sister to be his bride. Once he knocks her up we'll get him in as the childs biological father.

I'd ride her for free.

mikom

Freemasonry wrote: »

He's can't write nor read. He can't see very well. He can not speak English.

A foresee a future in the Dail.

starbelgrade

Nevore wrote: »

Feck the visa, get 10k together and I'll sell you my sister to be his bride. Once he knocks her up we'll get him in as the childs biological father.

That's not helpful at all.

Coriolanus

Freemasonry wrote: »

I'd ride her for free.

Well..... ok, I guess.

starbelgrade wrote: »

That's not helpful at all.

I bet you don't even have a visa to swap for that camel anyway. One of us giving heart felt suggestions, the other is just trying to string the poor man along to get a free camel.

delta_bravo

Freemasonry wrote: »

Could I call the Irish Embassy? I'm clueless on where to start,

I think actually ratri's document may me more useful you should probably contact the Azeri embassy in London first for info. Are you Azeri or Irish?

dashboard_hula

Irish - I just googled "Azerbaijan Embassy Ireland".

I'd give that crowd a ring in the morning and explain the issue and just ask where to go from there.

Samantha666

We should start a collection....your Da sounds like a good replacement for Biffo.

Rebelheart

Freemasonry wrote: »

Could I call the Irish Embassy? I'm clueless on where to start,

Try Jim Corr

Freemasonry

delta_bravo wrote: »

I think actually ratri's document may me more useful you should probably contact the Azeri embassy in London first for info. Are you Azeri or Irish?

German actually.

Elenxor

My Nan is on the lookout for a husband...I put a word in for you.

delta_bravo

Freemasonry wrote: »

German actually.

Definitely contact the embassy because you may have to get him a visa for Ireland and a transit visa for whatever country he lands in for a connecting flight (I dont think theres any Dublin-Baku flights anyway)

MagicMarker

A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet.

drunkmonkey

delta_bravo wrote: »

Definitely contact the embassy because you may have to get him a visa for Ireland and a transit visa for whatever country he lands in for a connecting flight (I dont think theres any Dublin-Baku flights anyway)

How many Camels is that?

ejmaztec

Elenxor wrote: »

My Nan is on the lookout for a husband...I put a word in for you.

For your nan's sake, you should really ask whether he's hot. You'll get nothing in the will for saddling her with someone who might not look too good in a tux.

Tail Wagger

Freemasonry wrote: »

I'd ride her for free.

Not before we"llallhavetea has her way, she'll ride her first

anto2

He will nead a visa which will require a certain amount of money in his bank a/c .Is he on a one way trip to Ireland ?

SV

Most major banks will do one I think..

Kent Brockman

best not mention the war so........