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Your Ideal Dinner Guests?

  • 16-03-2010 3:36pm
    #1
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭


    If you could throw and Dinner Party and invite anybody (alive or dead) who would you invite and why?

    Mine
    Springsteen
    Billy Connolly
    Gerry Ryan
    Howard Stern
    Bono
    Bianca Love
    Oprah Winfrey
    Degsy

    With these guests I'm guaranteed some craic, good laughs, a few rows and getting my leg over at the end of the night.


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  • #2
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    In before the Stephen Fry.


  • #3
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    Hitler
    Stalin
    Bush Jr.
    Hussein

    Im planning world domination over my bacon and cabbage.


  • #4
    wireless101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 291 ✭✭wireless101


    teddy rooselvelt
    benjamin franklin
    winston churchill
    stalin
    hitler
    henry david thoreau
    william james
    william james sidis
    william shakespeare
    evander holyfield
    mike tyson
    tom waits


  • #5
    RobbieTheRobber
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,861 ✭✭✭RobbieTheRobber


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    If you could throw and Dinner Party and invite anybody (alive or dead) who would you invite and why?

    Mine
    Springsteen
    Billy Connolly
    Gerry Ryan
    Howard Stern
    Bono
    Bianca Love
    Oprah Winfrey
    Degsy

    With these guests I'm guaranteed some craic, good laughs, a few rows and getting my leg over at the end of the night.

    With the exception of Billy Connolly this is a list of people who will be first against the wall when the revolution comes for me, acctually scrap that in Billy's current state he may as well join the rest against the wall, sure we will always have his DVD's

    Oh excluding degsy but only because i dont know who this is! (Although it is the name of my friedns dog, why would you invite my friends dog to dinner) :confused:


  • #6
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Anyone who posted nasty comments in this thread and Jedward.

    :D


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  • #7
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Frada


  • #8
    liah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    Stephen Fry, Marilyn Manson, Natalie Portman, Ralph Fiennes.

    Probably more I can't think of.


  • #9
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Kate Moss
    Ashley Olsen
    Karen Carpenter

    The food is MINE :pac:


  • #10
    Agricola
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    Same lads id like to go for a pint with! Richard Harris, Oliver Reed, Christopher Hitchens. Might throw in Eric Cantona for some football nostalgia and poetic nonsense.


  • #11
    wireless101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 291 ✭✭wireless101


    Agricola wrote: »
    Same lads id like to go for a pint with! Richard Harris, Oliver Reed, Christopher Hitchens. Might throw in Eric Cantona for some football nostalgia and poetic nonsense.

    what does agricola mean? is it a latin verb or something?


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  • #12
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    He's a cola farmer!


  • #13
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    Queen Elizabeth I
    George Bernard Shaw (Have to get a special Veggie dinner for him)
    My brother Daniel
    Eddie Izzard
    Gerard Butler (As my date)

    I would then have James Corden brought out on a spit, we wouldn't eat him I just want him to disappear.


  • #14
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=agricola


  • #15
    Swampy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,104 ✭✭✭Swampy


    Any number of the Victoria Secret angels.


  • #16
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    the members of supergroup Crystal Swing


  • #17
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Prince Philip
    Michael Collins
    David Attenborough
    Flight of the Choncords lads
    Elisha Cuthbert (for looking pretty)
    James May
    Steve McQueen
    Friedrich Nietzsche


  • #18
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Agricola wrote: »
    1. Richard Harris - Dead
    2. Oliver Reed - Dead
    3. Christopher Hitchens - Possibly not dead
    4. Eric Cantona - Brain dead

    Just why?

    Why do so many people want to have dinner with dead people?*

    *Rhetorical question, don't bother answering.


  • #19
    problemchimp
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    the cast of eastenders and John McCrirrick. poison the shower of ****ers.


  • #20
    pikachucheeks
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    Bill Bailey
    Dylan Moran
    Russell Howard
    Michael McIntyre.

    That would be pretty sweet!


  • #21
    TPD
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    Carl Sagan, Stephen Fry, Tim Minchin and some homeopathy/astrology twat. Should be entertaining.


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  • #22
    OutlawPete
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    RobbieTheRobber wrote: »
    Oh excluding degsy but only because i dont know who this is! (Although it is the name of my friedns dog, why would you invite my friends dog to dinner) :confused:

    Before you execute my Dinner Party guests, this post may make things a little clearer :p

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=64442364&postcount=10


  • #23
    anniehoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Billy Connolly
    Bono
    liah wrote: »
    Stephen Fry.
    Harlan Repulsive Urinal wrote: »
    David Attenborough
    and my best friend..to "keep it real" :D


  • #24
    El Futurismo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21 ✭El Futurismo


    Harlan Repulsive Urinal wrote: »
    Prince Philip
    Michael Collins
    David Attenborough
    Flight of the Choncords lads
    Elisha Cuthbert (for looking pretty)
    James May
    Steve McQueen
    Friedrich Nietzsche

    I'll take these

    David Attenborough
    Flight of the Choncords lads
    Elisha Cuthbert (for looking pretty)

    And add Carl Sagan, Bob Marley and Billy West (providing he talks like Zapp Brannigan for the entire night).


  • #25
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Swampy wrote: »
    Any number of the Victoria Secret angels.

    0 being the most realistic! :pac:


  • #26
    Cheap Thrills!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    Why do people always pick high-brow, narcissistic **** from Hollywood and History....who wants to hear Alfred Feinnes or whoever grunting on about how 'generous' his co-stars were.....or Ralphe Einstein banging on about splitting the atom..........zzzzzzzzzzzz

    I want some proper hellraisers at mine, the menu will be dogfood and cocaine. All booze welcome.

    I'd have:
    Lemmy
    Bon Scott
    Me
    The boyfriend
    Some tramps from under the bypass
    Some groupies/hookers who have yet to discover meth and lose thier looks
    Some angry hillbillies
    Some drunk travellers

    It will be held on a tour bus.

    That is all.


  • #27
    mojesius
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    George Clooney for eye candy, Steve McQueen in case the former turns out to be really boring, Jim Morrison for the after party, Ricky Gervais for laughs and Hitler for someone we can all laugh at.


  • #28
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    The usual really, a bunch of pretentious types who've led far more interesting lives than me so I can initally revel in their company then later regret that I have neither the talent nor ambition to be as successful as them.



    I mean woo, yeah, some porn stars. That female porn director politician. And I'll serve olive oil and whipped cream.


  • #29
    Ruu_Old
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    Humphrey Bogart.


  • #30
    Auvers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,987 ✭✭✭Auvers


    mojesius wrote: »
    Hitler for someone we can all laugh at.

    yeah I would say he was a laugh a minute, just make sure to keep him away from the gas hob


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  • #31
    El Siglo
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    Richard Attenborough,
    David Attenborough,
    Richard Feynman,
    Albert Einstein,
    J. Robert Oppenheimer,
    Dylan Moran,
    Bill Bailey,
    Anne Hathaway,
    Catherine Jenkins.

    A nice dinner had by all.:D


  • #32
    jobucks
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    Auvers wrote: »
    yeah I would say he was a laugh a minute, just make sure to keep him away from the gas hob


    and the shower


  • #33
    Glenster
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    I'd like the Biker Mice from Mars, Splinter, Poochy, and two sock puppets on either of my hands.

    A night to remember.


  • #34
    landsleaving
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    El Siglo wrote: »
    Richard Attenborough,
    David Attenborough,
    Richard Feynman,
    Albert Einstein,
    J. Robert Oppenheimer,
    Dylan Moran,
    Bill Bailey,
    Anne Hathaway,
    Catherine Jenkins.

    A nice dinner had by all.:D

    Except Anne Hathaway who'd be ridiculed for 'Bride Wars' by everyone else.


  • #35
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Fred West
    Rosemary West
    My ex

    I'll be late so start without me.


  • #36
    El Siglo
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    landsleaving wrote: »
    Except Anne Hathaway who'd be ridiculed for 'Bride Wars' by everyone else.

    Oh she's only there for something nice to look at.;) Same goes for Catherine Jenkins, although she'd probably belt out a few tunes!:D


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  • #37
    Shanotheslayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    John Terry
    Wayne Bridge


  • #38
    Dudess
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    I wanna have dinner with Gershwin.


  • #39
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    oh, I nearly forgot Crystal Swing


  • #40
    mojesius
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    Auvers wrote: »
    yeah I would say he was a laugh a minute, just make sure to keep him away from the gas hob

    I can just get Jim Morrison to smash his face in with a guitar.


  • #41
    alexlyons
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭alexlyons


    My Folks
    The Edge
    Larry mullen Jr.
    David Attenborough
    Obama
    Padraig Harrington
    Michael O'Leary just for laughs, he can bring his own food
    Bill Bailey
    The Teutul Trio, very intelligent guys (shame its over)
    Pete Souza (white house photographer, amazing guy)
    Lord Alan Sugar
    Steve Jobs
    A randomly selected person from US coast guard Helicopter SAR

    and a few lovely ladies to make things interesting :) one in particular ;)


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  • #42
    landsleaving
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    alexlyons wrote: »

    and a few lovely ladies to make things interesting :) one in particular ;)


    :(


  • #43
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Shanotheslayer wrote: »
    John Terry
    Wayne Bridge

    Ohhh, I can feel the tension already :p


  • #44
    alexlyons
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭alexlyons


    @landsleaving

    don't appreciate that, I'd like you to delete it immediately.


  • #45
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Sorry sir...


  • #46
    alexlyons
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    landsleaving wrote: »
    Sorry sir...

    appreciate you actually doing it, many wouldn't. no hard feelings


  • #47
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Can I add Landsleaving and AlexLyons to my list .. it'd be gas :p


  • #48
    alexlyons
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭alexlyons


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Can I add Landsleaving and AlexLyons to my list .. it'd be gas :p

    sure can, date and time? every single one of your guests has to be there or I'm not coming :p


  • #49
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    alexlyons wrote: »
    sure can, date and time? every single one of your guests has to be there or I'm not coming :p

    Deal :D


  • #50
    landsleaving
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    Can I sit beside Bono so I'll look taller?


  • #51
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    alexlyons wrote: »
    appreciate you actually doing it, many wouldn't. no hard feelings

    No problem, didn't mean to offend you.


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