I was getting ready to hit the cot

epgc3fyqirnbsx

So I spent about 6 mins walking around effing and blinding whilst looking for my phone, we're talking pulling the couch apart style

I went out to the hall to my landline and lo and behold I discovered that my mobile was in my hand
This being after me pulling the couch apart with the phone in my hand

Incidents like this make me think that I am not fit for the professional world,perhaps I'll fake an injury and spend the rest of my life in collge on disability??

minidazzler

I have looked for my glasses with them on my face!

recylingbin

it's always the last place you look.

Black Swan

Here's looking at ye... :cool:

OutlawPete

Remote controls with me, they have a mind of their own.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

lol (jesus i just lol'd) but just remembered one of my 'green days' when my phone rang out cos I was trying to answer it on the remote

pirelli

Ruth Nutritious Protein wrote: »

So I spent about 6 mins walking around effing and blinding whilst looking for my phone, we're talking pulling the couch apart style

I went out to the hall to my landline and lo and behold I discovered that my mobile was in my hand
This being after me pulling the couch apart with the phone in my hand

Incidents like this make me think that I am not fit for the professional world,perhaps I'll fake an injury and spend the rest of my life in collge on disability??

Just need a well balanced diet in conjunction with these mcfreak episodes and you should be fine

fuelinjection

Just don't iron your jeans with a mobile in your hand.
Phone rings .... ouch

Doctor said I should be back to normal in 3 months ....

Sharpshooter

Ruth Nutritious Protein wrote: »

So I spent about 6 mins walking around effing and blinding whilst looking for my phone, we're talking pulling the couch apart style

I went out to the hall to my landline and lo and behold I discovered that my mobile was in my hand
This being after me pulling the couch apart with the phone in my hand

Incidents like this make me think that I am not fit for the professional world,perhaps I'll fake an injury and spend the rest of my life in collge on disability??

You went to the bother of pulling the couch apart with one hand?:D

Go to bed.:pac:

Doc

OutlawPete wrote: »

Remote controls with me, they have a mind of their own.

Found my remote in the fridge once. I blamed my flatmate but it was probably me.;)

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Sharpshooter wrote: »

You went to the bother of pulling the couch apart with one hand?:D

Go to bed.:pac:

The trauma required another drink, but the leaba is still calling, I'll be gone in 2 mins unless AH pulls out something spectacular :P

Sharpshooter

Ruth Nutritious Protein wrote: »

The trauma required another drink, but the leaba is still calling, I'll be gone in 2 mins unless AH pulls out something spectacular :P

The chances are remote but you never can tell with AHs.

cafecolour

Stop ****. You wouldn't want to think you've lost that

OutlawPete

Doc wrote: »

Found my remote in the fridge once. I blamed my flatmate but it was probably me.;)

Don't tell anyone this but I have brought the Remote out with me once walking down the road

Also found it in my pocket one night while in town

Sharpshooter

Pocket TV, great for mini series I believe.

teddy_303

recylingbin wrote: »

it's always the last place you look.

Why look any further?

OutlawPete

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Pocket TV, great for mini series I believe.

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minidazzler

minidazzler wrote: »

I have looked for my glasses with them on my face!

Guilty. o/

Also, I've poked myself in the eye when trying to push them back up on my nose when i'm not even wearing them.

AnonoBoy

Once I woke up on the kitchen floor and spent 20 minutes looking for the two bottles of wine I'd bought earlier before finding them empty out by the recycling.

sorrywhat

minidazzler wrote: »

I have looked for my glasses with them on my face!

Ive done this before. I was drunk, getting a lift home off a friend. When she was outside my house I was said "I caaaant fine my glaaaaases"
She was like they are on your face now get outta my car!

NothingMan

So many times had my phone in my hand and had a mild panic attack when I couldn't feel it in my pocket.

orourkeda

What is wrong with you people?

Are we stupid or sumpin?

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3hn2givr7mx1sc

sorrywhat wrote: »

Ive done this before. I was drunk, getting a lift home off a friend. When she was outside my house I was said "I caaaant fine my glaaaaases"
She was like they are on your face now get outta my car!

Yeah, how could they afford it?

pikachucheeks

I was on the phone the other night, whilst frantically looking for said phone!
I was throwing everything off my bed, duvet, pillows etc, in my search whilst telling the person on the other end about how I couldn't find it ...