Life lessons you've learned through your life!

BLACKEN

i thought i'd start this thread jus to see what kind of life lessons people have learned throughtout life!

the one that stands out most for me is the fact that i dont fully trust anyone1 now some people may think this is a bad thing but its served me well in the past!:D

BLACKEN!:cool:

Captain Darling

Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

ScumLord

Drugs are good, religion is bad and I'm never wrong, even if the argument is between me and the leg of a bed it's always the beds fault I stubbed my toe.

Jesus Wept

In before yellow snow.

dubtom

Use wet wipes instead of bog roll.

orourkeda

Rugby is retarded.

Talent shows are for losers.

Mince is the best thing in the world.

The_Kew_Tour

enjoy every day as if its your last as someday you will be right

Elenxor

Definition of Madness:

doing the same thing over and over again..and expecting a different outcome;

I never seem to learn....Ergo...I'm mad!!!!!!!!

Fremen

Wear sunscreen.

biko

Stay in school.
No nice guy at the top will give you anything free, you have to fight for it.
The world doesn't owe you squat, you owe it.

Smart Bug

There is only do, or do not. There is no try.

Sea Sharp

'Turn the other cheek', 'treat others as you wish to be treated' is bull-sh1t.

Treat others well only if you know they would return the favor, don't bother with the rest.

Fratton Fred

No matter how hard you work, some useless **** will always earn more than you because of who their Dad is and what school they went to.

Jordan Berbatov

if you cant lift her, don't shift her

Elenxor

Fratton Fred wrote: »

No matter how hard you work, some useless **** will always earn more than you because of who their Dad is and what school they went to.

This is the sad truth., the trick is.,

Do your own job well...and never never cover for the Blasterds.

WindSock

Never let your job interfere with your work.





What is my work?

Posting on bullitin boards

SugarHigh

Put some bog roll down the loo before you take a dump to stop splash back.

force majeure

adrian280582 wrote: »

enjoy every day as if its your last as someday you will be right

Ab..sol..utely 100%:)

force majeure

Never make a promise out off kindness or sympathy... it well kill you in the end... although it may take 10 years or so.

Fighting Irish

Religion blows
Don't lend money to friends
Wrap it up

WindSock

'Don't ever....no...wait....Never.....No that's not it either....'

Beanmachine

Don't get arrested in America

opinion guy

Everyone leaves sooner or later

lala stone

You dont know anyone until you break up with them

bullpost

When you're absolutely convinced you're right - that's when you're wrong

Dravokivich

never drink whiskey from a used coffee machine jug...

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Big people talk about ideas
Average people talk about things
Small people talk about other people

Anna Molly

WindSock wrote: »

'Don't ever....no...wait....Never.....No that's not it either....'

'The one rule out here is always...no, NEVER go out in a blizzard!' [:

People suck, basically.
No two ways about it.

Never move in with someone you already know, you'll still love them but it's never what you think it's gonna be.

Elenxor

WindSock wrote: »

Never let your job interfere with your work.





What is my work?

Posting on bullitin boards

Who Sir?, Me Sir?, Noooooo Sir!.

sbsquarepants

Fighting Irish wrote: »

Religion blows
Don't lend money to friends

Religion both blows and sucks, oddly enough
Borrow off friends instead

Also, no matter how much an aquaintance claims to hate his missus, he probably still won't see the funny side of you sleeping with her!

Allied to that fact, your nose is more delicate than it looks:mad:

SV

Noone gives it to you, ya have to take it.

twinytwo

orourkeda wrote: »

Rugby is retarded.

Talent shows are for losers.

Mince is the best thing in the world.

computer says no...

thirtythirty

ScumLord wrote: »

Drugs are good, religion is bad and I'm never wrong, even if the argument is between me and the leg of a bed it's always the beds fault I stubbed my toe.

I didn't know i had a clone walking around!

I'll also add that all girls are sluts.

Catari Jaguar

Teenage girls are notorious bitches - avoid the cliques
Don't pop your cherry with someone you don't love
Don't be body conscious as a teen, because your body will never be better than aged 15 - 18 You're way hotter that you think!!
Your parents really can't do anything but give out to you when you've ****ed up/ stayed out all night... Big deal.
Go to drama workshops when you're young because the confidence you gain works wonders for you throughout your life
Don't be scared of being adventurous and travelling - nothing bad will happen!
Take more photos
If you fancy someone just go for it!
Most people aren't as honest or reliable as you hope they are
Keep your mouth shut - people only hear what they want to hear
Brush your teeth as a kid

twinytwo

just cause it looks,smells and feels like chicken.. dosent make it safe to eat

landsleaving

Don't procrastinate on message boards instead of getting things done.

landsleaving

Lil Kitten wrote: »

Don't be scared of being adventurous and travelling - nothing bad will happen!

If nothing bad happens, that means you're not adventuring hard enough!

Fizman

Health is wealth.

EL_Loco

don't sign your posts, your user name is clear for all to see. foo!

Tefral

If you want something ask for it.. "A need that is never expressed can never be met"

Catari Jaguar

landsleaving wrote: »

If nothing bad happens, that means you're not adventuring hard enough!

If you die, you adventured too hard

AnonoBoy

spottyelephant wrote: »

I'll also add that all girls are sluts.

Don't presume all girls are like your sisters spottyelephant.

Grimebox

Never use an oven as a substitute for a radiator. Massive electricity bill.

Catari Jaguar

If you have # that makes you paranoid and not so mellow ... DON'T for the love of God make brownies out of it!!

Steoob

Once a cheater, always a cheater.

Naos

Do the things you think about doing.

twinytwo

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Don't presume all girls are like your sisters spottyelephant.

Served...:pac:

Latchy

Never piss into the wind

SadieSue

Duct tape does not a hymen make.

Rebelheart

این نیز بگزرد, otherwise known as 'This too will pass.'

If everybody genuinely kept that one piece of advice in mind before they lose their temper/despair they'd have a better perspective on daily life, and a better philosophy on life itself.

Leftyflip

Crazy girls may be better in bed, but not worth it.