Everything Mothers' Day here

OutlawPete

Just thought I 'd say:

Happy Mother's Day to all the AH regulars who are Mammies o/

Hope you all get breakie in bed

Are you doing anything special for the day?

Tough time for people who's Mam's are not around but for the rest of you, what did you splash out on??

I got the Mam the usual card that has things written inside, no irish man would dare say and tickets to see Tommy Tiernan.

Share past Mother's Day stories too, sure why not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GZlJr1c48k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNcloTmvTeA

IvySlayer

It's also another day but we'll leave that out

Card, newbridge tea set (she likes that stuff), box of Roses and flowers. Happy Mammies Day!

Hank_Jones

Ehhh shit.

I've got a memory like a fcuking sieve.

I smell a box of chocolates and a card coming on.

IvySlayer

Hank_Jones wrote: »

Ehhh shit.

I've got a memory like a fcuking sieve.

I smell a box of chocolates and a card coming on.

24 hour Tescos save your life, run, run!

Closed ac

It's days like these I wish I was a mother. I'm gagging for a few Roses.

Hank_Jones

IvySlayer wrote: »

24 hour Tescos save your life, run, run!

That is exactly where I plan on going soon enough.

OutlawPete

Hank_Jones wrote: »

That is exactly where I plan on going soon enough.

Whenever I go into the one in Dundrum at night for just a few items, I ended up coming out with fcuking DVD players all sorts.

It's eerie been in a place that big and no one there shopping only serial killers buying buckets.

I seen a guy one night buying a hacksaw and and a mop :eek:

Happy Mother's Day! o/

Kiera

Happy Mammys day to my 2 mammys

Hank_Jones

OutlawPete wrote: »

I seen a guy one night buying a hacksaw and and a mop :eek:

Lol wtf!
You don't happen to sell any bags of lime here do you? I also need a shovel.

IvySlayer

OutlawPete wrote: »

Whenever I go into the one in Dundrum at night for just a few items, I ended up coming out with fcuking DVD players all sorts.

It's eerie been in a place that big and no one there shopping only serial killers buying buckets.

I seen a guy one night buying a hacksaw and and a mop :eek:

Happy Mother's Day! o/

That's pefectly normal. I bought Die Hard 4 for 3 euro.

Bonito

Kiera wrote: »

Happy Mammys day to my 2 mammys

Tehe you has to buy 2 pressies now :pac:

flanum

Kiera wrote: »

Happy Mammys day to my 2 mammys

twice as nice fair play to havin 2 mammies... (not even gonna try to figure that out)..

OutlawPete

IvySlayer wrote: »

That's pefectly normal. I bought Die Hard 4 for 3 euro.

Let's all go out now, mad AH shopping session for the craic

Hank_Jones

IvySlayer wrote: »

That's pefectly normal. I bought Die Hard 4 for 3 euro.

Ughh Die Hard 4. You got ripped off.

IvySlayer

Hank_Jones wrote: »

Ughh Die Hard 4. You got ripped off.

It was a great film.

Duggy747

*sets reminder on phone to send text to mammy in the morning before the other siblings*

It's all about who gets there 1st these days, guys!

IvySlayer

Duggy747 wrote: »

*sets reminder on phone to send text to mammy in the morning before the other siblings*

No way, huggles are the only way to win.

Hank_Jones

IvySlayer wrote: »

It was a great film.

Agree to disagree I suppose. I thought it was bloody awful.
The whole plot was fairly stupid.
Plus McClane doesn't need a sidekick, certainly not one who isn't a badass like Sam Jackson.

OutlawPete

Hank_Jones wrote: »

Lol wtf!
You don't happen to sell any bags of lime here do you? I also need a shovel.

It's right beside the mountains too.

As he drove off I was tempted to run after the car and knock on the boot and say: "Is there anyone in there??"

Then it hit me, sure she'd be gagged so I went back inside and bought some Marshmellows, Hit's Of 1988 CD and Hannah Montana blow up doll, they have everything in that place

bronte

Would absolutely love to be at home so I could make my mammy brekkie in bed.

Sent her a card and a pressie tho, so will have to make do with that.
My mammy rocks!

Hank_Jones

G'Won The Mammies Wooooo.

That is all.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

I tried to make my Mammy a cake when I was around 7 or 8.

I got up at like 7 o'clock and went to the kitchen and got a 5litre mayonnaise bucket(yano the Hellmans ones) and half-filled it with cold water, put in rice, flour, uncracked eggs, milk, orange juice, 2 whole oranges, an apple and a Yorkie.:D

Hank_Jones

baz2009 wrote: »

I tried to make my Mammy a cake when I was around 7 or 8.

I got up at like 7 o'clock and went to the kitchen and got a 5litre mayonnaise bucket(yano the Hellmans ones) and half-filled it with cold water, put in rice, flour, uncracked eggs, milk, orange juice, 2 whole oranges, an apple and a Yorkie.:D

Don't think you needed that Yorkie.

Hank_Jones

Sorted.

Box of Dairy Milk and a card.

€7.50 for a box of chocolates, feckin rip off.

OutlawPete

Hank_Jones wrote: »

Sorted.

Box of Dairy Milk and a card.

€7.50 for a box of chocolates, feckin rip off.

I thought you were messin' .. the thread really reminded you of Mother's Day

Hank_Jones

OutlawPete wrote: »

I thought you were messin' .. the thread really reminded you of Mother's Day

No, no, I really am that forgetful.

Nice one for the thread Pete, I'd be lost without it.

congo_90

Balls forgot the card!
Will have to run down tomorrow (later today)

jdooley28

Wats a good last minute present to get?

Mc Love

Yankee candles if ya can afford them. Got two for my mom yesterday after the rugby. She is happy out now

artanevilla

Dick in a box.

Hank_Jones

artanevilla wrote: »

Dick in a box.

Dude, that's sick. Even for this time.

I'd say a box of chocs and a card. At least it's possible to get that stuff locally.
Or some flowers, women generally really like flowers.

jdooley28

Mc Love wrote: »

Yankee candles if ya can afford them. Got two for my mom yesterday after the rugby. She is happy out now

Ah candles thats a great idea! cheers

ElBarco

Ah Mothers Day morning - garages everywhere selling overpriced cards and manky flowers by the truck. I've done it enough times myself

**Timbuk2**

I didn't even know it was mothers' day.

I did know it was Steak and Blowjob day though.

Yawns

**Timbuk2** wrote: »

I did know it was Steak and Blowjob day though.

Oh yeah baby. Every time I was reminded it was Mother's day on 14th I just kept telling people it was Steak & Bj Day.

Must be a few extra people goolging it today to prove to the oh's

Michellenman

Steak and BJ day was sooooo yesterday.

Yawns

No today actually

Michellenman

It's everyday for me. Y'know, being female and vegetarian.

stovelid

Chocs or flowers?

Boring I know.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Michellenman wrote: »

It's everyday for me. Y'know, being female and vegetarian.

And single?

WindSock

stovelid wrote: »

Chocs or flowers?

Boring I know.

Flowers. they won't make her feel like a fatty fatty bum bum.

Michellenman

Mckenna Unimportant Coupon wrote: »

And single?

You know me so well.

Damien1989

From Centra's Facebook Page:

Happy Mother's Day, mothers. And if you're ooking for a last minute treat for your mothers, we've got Lilly O'Brien's Dessert Collection at half price and others last minute treats. And in honour of mothers everywhere, Kate Bush's wonderful. Mother stands for Comfort http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOCI446c2JE

abouttobebanned

What do you Or did you call your mother?

I'm a mam man myself.

Mum was always a posh boy's call around our neighbourhood.

WindSock

Great. Do you work for Centra? Do you know there are 1,000,000,000 threads on this already today? Is your mother a big ride?

Jesus Wept

WindSock wrote: »

Is your mother a big ride?

Confirmed.

Mint Sauce

boards.ie, todays sponsors, centra

Mint Sauce

mum, and i didn't buy her a present from centra

UnderpantsGnome

That's a great question. I call my mom "Judy". She doesn't respond though because her name is Valerie.

Hogzy

Mum or Mom, NEVER Mam, i think it sounds very country! Dont mean that as an insult

arybvtcw0eolkf

I'm a northsider, from Ballymun - its 'Ma', although when I was a child it was Maaaaaaaa" but I'm posh now.