Chef Sells Wife's Cheese: Would you eat it?

OutlawPete

Would you eat Cheese made from Human Milk? <--- Cheesy grin.

This mad man in New York served Cheese made from his wife's breast milk in his restaurant:

A Manhattan chef recently began serving cheese made from his nursing wife’s milk.

Legendary critic Gael Greene samples the now-banned fromage.

I’ll confess I didn’t race to Klee Brasserie, a Manhattan restaurant run by Daniel Angerer, who once defeated Bobby Flay on Iron Chef, when I read that he was serving customers cheese made from his wife’s breast milk.

Once committed, however, to rendering the official verdict on the first restaurant dish made from human protein—unless you count Sweeney Todd—I ran into a little snag called the New York Health Department.

After a story in yesterday’s New York Post, they’ve apparently forbidden the chef from not only making his breast milk cheese in the restaurant, but having it on Klee’s premises, much less serving it.

That ultimate taboo in my head, the cheese arrives. I contemplate the tiny cream-colored square—doll size, barely enough to satisfy Minnie Mouse. It rides in on two house-made pickle rounds nesting on a thin slice of bread. I take… a bite. Eeeeew!.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcryzeuyw30

brendansmith

Is she nice looking?\

No!

hussey

Well his wife has probably been eating his cheese for a while

cHaTbOx

thought you meant farts

The Pontiac

Well, yes .. but only from certain women who I will name on thread.

I worked in a cheese plant for a few months and I didn't eat much of the stuff during that period. The smell inside the place is woeful. I do really like cheese, but human cheese and the thought makes me sick tbh.

OutlawPete

Well, yes .. but only from certain women who I will name on thread.

<Ollie> wrote: »

I worked in a cheese plant for a few months and I didn't eat much of the stuff during that period. The smell inside the place is woeful. I do really like cheese, but human cheese and the thought makes me sick tbh.

Same here, if Cheryl Cole herself was sending me a batch, I wouldn't go near it.

The Pontiac

Well, yes .. but only from certain women who I will name on thread.

OutlawPete wrote: »

Same here, if Cheryl Cole herself was sending me a batch, I wouldn't go near it.

So you're going to start another NON-cheesy thread now? What is it with you and 'cheese' anyway.:pac:

OutlawPete

Well, yes .. but only from certain women who I will name on thread.

<Ollie> wrote: »

So you're going to start another NON-cheesy thread now? What is it with you and 'cheese' anyway.:pac:

Nope, back to Cheesy now

Hagar

No idea what it would taste like but full marks for the packaging.

Coriolanus

I don't see why not. At the very least I'd try it the once, just to see.

Prof.Badass

I don't see what the fuss on this thread is about. Don't babies drink it and they're fine :rolleyes:.

Not saying I'd ever try the stuff myself, but i can think of a lot worse.....for example; black pudding made from menstrual blood!

sbsquarepants

I personaly believe all cheese to be the work of satan, this is no more or less disgusting than cheese made from any other milk. After all if it's perfectly good enough for his baby to drink this milk, then why not his customers? Sick cheese eating freaks that they are!

Cheap Thrills!

Well, yes .. but only from certain women who I will name on thread.

^^Euw, foul.

What is it with these middle class types and their fascination with extreme bitty-ness.

Keep your foul body fluids/solids to yerselves.

Abi

Well, yes .. but only from certain women who I will name on thread.

Nevore wrote: »

I don't see why not. At the very least I'd try it the once, just to see.

Eww! :eek:




No facking way would I. Thats rank! *puke face*

Kiera

Well, yes .. but only from certain women who I will name on thread.

Why did *knob cheese* pop into my head when i saw this thread?

Wazdakka

No, f*** no.

Hell, I'd give it a go..
At least it's milk designed for our species.

I'm not one of those lactose intolerant folks or anything..
Quite the opposite actually, I love dairy products.

But... Did you ever think about it?

What were drinking, eating, churning, putting in tea and on cornflakes, giving to children to take to school...
It's milk, produced by a mother for its young from a completely different fricking species...

One with four legs and spots...
One That we EAT ffs...

There is no bloody way that the human body is made for that.
We've probably had to evolve slightly so that all the bacteria in cows cheese isn't fatal to us.

Ok.. Cheese from a human might seem a bit gross because it is milk coming from a woman.
But at least it's a female of the same bloody species as us.

mikom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NUoiW-0wBc

wyndham

Would be nice on a platter with placenta pate.

Elenxor

vinylmesh wrote: »

I don't see what the fuss on this thread is about. Don't babies drink it and they're fine :rolleyes:.

Not saying I'd ever try the stuff myself, but i can think of a lot worse.....for example; black pudding made from menstrual blood!

I just puked.....Ya durt bug!!!!:eek:

OutlawPete

Well, yes .. but only from certain women who I will name on thread.

Wazdakka wrote: »

We've probably had to evolve slightly so that all the bacteria in cows cheese isn't bloody fatal to us.

The bacteria in most cheeses is fine as the Milk is pasteurized first and in fact it's bacteria when unpasteurized, actually has supposed probiotic health benefits.

Most Parmesan cheese is unpasteurized for instance.

I get an unpasteurized Goats Cheese on occasion (StTola.ie) from Superquinn, damn good stuff :cool:

I can't eat Cow's Milk cheese as I have an immune reaction to the protein in it (Casien) triggers severe Asthama attacks, miss the ice cream

Wazdakka wrote: »

Ok.. Cheese from a human might seem a bit gross because it is milk coming from a woman.

But at least it's a female of the same bloody species as us.

Psychological I guess.

I'd drink milk from one of Angelina Jolie's bewbs though.

Son Of A Vidic

Well, yes .. but only from certain women who I will name on thread.

Kiera wrote: »

Why did *knob cheese* pop into my head when i saw this thread?

Great minds think alike - I thought the same.

Duggy747

Anyone here like to try my chocolate pudding? :pac:

Cheap Thrills!

Well, yes .. but only from certain women who I will name on thread.

Wazdakka wrote: »

Hell, I'd give it a go..
At least it's milk designed for our species.

I'm not one of those lactose intolerant folks or anything..
Quite the opposite actually, I love dairy products.

But... Did you ever think about it?

What were drinking, eating, churning, putting in tea and on cornflakes, giving to children to take to school...
It's milk, produced by a mother for its young from a completely different fricking species...

Soya milk FTW.

Wazdakka wrote: »

Ok.. Cheese from a human might seem a bit gross because it is milk coming from a woman.
But at least it's a female of the same bloody species as us.

EXACTLY WHAT MAKES IT SO REVOLTING!!!

I can drink cows milk and eat eggs BECAUSE they are from a different species. I don't want anything to do with the bodily products of another woman. Just. NO.

Wazdakka

No, f*** no.

OutlawPete wrote: »

The bacteria in most cheeses is fine as the Milk is pasteurized first and in fact it's bacteria when unpasteurized, actually has supposed probiotic health benefits.

Most Parmesan cheese is unpasteurized for instance.

I have a mate who is highly allergic to Cheese.
Other dairy is fine..
But cheese will actually put him in a coma.
Last time he had it he was out for three weeks and nearly died.

Listening to him order a pizza is fantastic.

"Hello Dominos"
"Ummm yea can I get a medium tomato biscuit with peperoni and chicken"
"Ohh it's you again *muffled laughter*"

OutlawPete

Well, yes .. but only from certain women who I will name on thread.

Wazdakka wrote: »

I have a mate who is highly allergic to Cheese.
Other dairy is fine..
But cheese will actually put him in a coma.
Last time he had it he was out for three weeks and nearly died.

I used to be bad but can tolerate a little ever so often now.

When I was young it was a nightmare, anaphylactic shock and your adrenals shut down.

Wazdakka wrote: »

Listening to him order a pizza is fantastic.

"Hello Dominos"
"Ummm yea can I get a medium tomato biscuit with peperoni and chicken"
"Ohh it's you again *muffled laughter*"

Yeah, same here .. I get Pizza in Blazing Salads.

They do Gluten Free, Casien Free foods

Agricola

My chosen woman is the one the only Cheryl Cole. Considering all the other completely unhygienic and downright disgusting things I would do to Cheryl in the name of sexual gratification, I believe eating some of her cheese wouldnt be outside the realms of possibility!

Joey the lips

No, f*** no.

Great publicity stunt. imo.... As for cheese from breast milk.... If megan foxes was big enough I would eat cheese all day...

PeterIanStaker

Why did I think Borat when I saw this?:D

GavRedKing

Well, yes .. but only from certain women who I will name on thread.

:eek: No, not for me. Doesn't quite sound that appealing to me, breast in a bun with cheese........maybe :P

Joey the lips

No, f*** no.

gavredking wrote: »

:eek: No, not for me. Doesn't quite sound that appealing to me, breast in a bun with cheese........maybe :P

I was thinking more sasuage between buns coverd in cheese. You can always eat the breast at the same time.:D

GavRedKing

Well, yes .. but only from certain women who I will name on thread.

Joey the lips wrote: »

I was thinking more sasuage between buns coverd in cheese. You can always eat the breast at the same time.:D

:pac:

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Tabnabs

Wasn't Aphex Twin banging on about this in the 90s?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9R-2J6lWe0

Dudess

The fact we have no problem drinking cow's milk but recoil at the thought of drinking the milk produced by our own species is a strange one - possibly to do with human female breasts being sexualised to the degree they are.

Meh, I'd probably give it a try.

jimmyendless

No, f*** no.

I can't find any link but apparently hundred of years ago if a fighter got an abdominal wound, they would feed him breast milk as it is the easiest thing to digest. I also saw a painting somewhere of this man that was being starved in captivity and when his daughter would visit, he would drink her milk to stay alive. Its the only substance that is completely designed for our consumption and digestion.

I agree with the last poster, the sexualisation of the breast clouds the waters.

Joey the lips

No, f*** no.

Despite all my jokes about it. I have never had the pleasure or the want to try breast milk. However I have been fortunate enough to try milupa (Its amazing how you react to milk spilling down your arm at 4 in the morning testing for heat) and if breast milk tastes any where near as bad I would settle with a cow any day...

btw. If the only alternative was breast milk. I have this strange image of a load of women lined up in a milking parlor..














#bold boy you will go to hell now....

orourkeda

I'd eat it straight from her tit

I love tits

MaybeLogic

No, f*** no.

I'd give it a lash.

OutlawPete

Well, yes .. but only from certain women who I will name on thread.

orourkeda wrote: »

I'd eat it straight from her tit

I love tits

:pac:

Coriolanus

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

^^Euw, foul.

What is it with these middle class types and their fascination with extreme bitty-ness.

Keep your foul body fluids/solids to yerselves.

Abitar wrote: »

Eww! :eek:




No facking way would I. Thats rank! *puke face*

If you're a man, you've probably consumed at least some of the diverse bodily fluids a woman produces already.

This one just happens to be nutritious too!