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Chuck Norris' Birthday

  • 11-03-2010 1:58pm
    #1
    SeaFields
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭


    Cant believe the AH crowd didn't pick up on this but yesterday was the birthday of Mr. Chuck Norris.

    Mr. Norris is famed for inventing the giraffe after he gave an uppercut to a horse and for the fact that superman wears Chuck Norris pjs.

    Don't bother googling Chuck Norris though as nobody finds Chuck Norris....He finds you :cool:

    Any other Chuck related facts?


Comments

  • #2
    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    Chuck once kicked the down syndrome out of a 13 year old boy.


  • #3
    dilallio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    Chuck Norris walked into town with an erection......

    There were no survivors ............:eek:


  • #4
    Mr E
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 55,571 ✭✭✭✭Mr E


    Chuck Norris Forum


  • #5
    Closed ac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,347 ✭✭✭Closed ac


    Chuck Norris can win a game of "Connect Four" in three moves.

    When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.


  • #6
    Knifey Spoony
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭Knifey Spoony


    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.

    Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

    etc...


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  • #7
    The Mad Hatter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    Happy birthday, you libertarian, creationist, teabagging moron.


  • #8
    Bolag_the_2nd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭Bolag_the_2nd


    you dont find chuck norris, chuck norris finds you!!!!


  • #9
    geeky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭geeky


    The Mad Hatter wrote: »
    libertarian, creationist

    Hmmmm.... Rather like God...


  • #10
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    There's a thread in Chuck Norris forum (He wanted one, it was the quickest made forum in boards history).


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